I shall start by
writing these lines-::
Yes- SUB KUCH SEEKHA HAMNAY NAA SEEKHI
HOSHIYARI, SUCH HAI YEH TV CHANNEL WALLAY AUR YEH KAGAZ KAY DUNIYA KAY NEERALAY
KI HUM TOH HAI ANARI
At times the end is the place where the starts begins as
they say and I start to finish my end first
the ends by writing this to start - ::
These world of channelwallas could be either a LION, or a TIGER or maybe the elephant
either too powerful or too strong just performing at the CIRCUS .
Sadly they have
NOT understood the WOLF that the OTHERS are and the EFFICIENCY that they carry
to perform anywhere and at ANYPLACE ??
!!
Now PLEASE read
the 10 page LONG article that will AMUSE and BEMUSE and SHRILL you with
SHRIEKS, Read this PLEASE
Sticking to a line always at times forces some to change the line. Eating the
same stuff always kills the appetite and does pushes the eater to the bed of
sickness and even then if she or he sticks to the same food habits the body
turns so weak that the death bed awaits the one’s.In the same fashion if the
routine of the job is same and once you feel dejected to follow the same
routine the death of your job career is near.
No doubt that has forced the mankind and the human beings to
try something new in the job and that infact has gone a long distance and a
long way to invent something new at the job. The longevity of the job strengthens and the
innovativeness in the mind gets stronger to invent and do more and more of new
things to add those and that sparks to the jobs
From the childhood my mindset has and had always been
different. I have always tried to do many a things very differently and very
separately. I do not like too many interference in my job and also I do not at
all interfere in anybody’s job That has
been my way and method of doing the jobs for almost over 40 years now. Again I
do not like any other to pressurize me when I’m on the job.It brings the animal
pout of me This is the reason I have NEVER been liked by one and sundry so far
in my job. I also for the reason have kept HOP-STEP-AND-JUMPING
and pumping in my job However the experience was good I do not mind for
anything that has happened in my job . To horne myself into the job there has
been many an occasion that I have pumped the money out of my pocket to learn
the specialized part of the same .That was only to perfect myself into the job
and to be far more accurate than the others in the job.
My First Job : Hitavada,
Nagpur appoints me as a Sub Editor ( Sports )
For some reason I had completely lost my interest in my
studies from 1978. There were some reason for the same. In an Inter Collegiate
Hockey match between Mohta Science College and Hislop College in 1978 I was
playing as a Goalkeeper for Hislop College . Mohota Science were expected tpo
steamroll us in the match They were trailing by 0-1 in the breather and were
trailing by 0-2 till the match was about three minutes to be over. They got an
penalty stroke and I saved it. No sooner that I saved that the one who took the
stroke was a son of the Police Commissioner of the city and he spelt such an
unbearable unparliamentary word that it was very HARD for me to bear. No sooner
that he did that I went to him and WARNED
him of dire consequence. He started showing the POWER of his father to which I
replied – BRING YOUR FATHER, I SHALL
TAKE HIM HANDS ON. That again made him a BEAST for the moment and he used
his stick which hit me on the chest. Completely RAGED I gave him a BOX
on the mouth as I knew how to play this game. He went flat and the BLOOD oozed out of his mouth. This
became the news for the dailies of Nagpur during that moment
The nexy day there were the Police authorities at Hislop
College and I was standing in front of the Principal . All I was told to say
SORRY which I was NOT agreeing to All I said that it was he who used those
words and he should feel sorry and that was that. The result was I was warned
and a notice was srved against me by the College authorities. I was made a
scapegoat even though I was not at fault Then there was another which hit me
very badly
We were to start an experiment TO FIND THE REFRACTIVE ANGLES
OF A PRISM USING THE COLLIMETER That was the practical in Physics. We were to
start the practicals when I observed that the prism that was kept on the head
table of the collimeter was broken. I took it to the Lecturer who was to
conduct thee practical classes. When I reported the matter he turned on to me
saying that- IT IS YOU WHO HAVE BROKEN THAT AND THAT TO SAVE YOUR SKIN YOU ARE
PLAYING A GAME. Initially I teied to
explain him the truth. But when he would npot listen I tod him BLANKLY- MY
FATHER IS BEARING AN EXPENSE OF RUPEES TWO AND AND SEVENTY FIVE PER MONTH FOR
MY EDUCATION IN TERMS OF THE HOSTEL FEE AS WELL AS THE COLLEGE FEE I WOULD NOT
beg TO ANYBODY TO SAVE MY SKIN FOR THE SAKE OF Rs 7=00 which was the cost of
the PRISM then during those days.
Actually the nbatch which was doing this experiment on that
day before us , somebody broke that prism and kept it intact at that place and
slowly when the timing of that batch was over for the practical they whisked
away When it our turn to do the
practical aand when I brought it to the news of the Lecturer then it was again
I who was made the scapegoat. My way of replying to the Lecturer went a long
way for me to stand before Principal Wilkinson and I was again on the gallows.
Very soon I became the most DIRTIEST
and UNWANTED chap in the eye of all
the Hislopians who where in charge of teaching us and I was TOLD- YOU WILL NEVER BE A DEGREE HOLDER
FROM THIS UNIVERSITY EVER
I was given two option. First- Out of the roll of the
College for a year and the second was- YOUR
PRACTICALS FOR THE FINAL EXAMS FOR PHYSICS WOULD BE MARKED ON TWENT MARK BASIS
WHERE AS THE FINALS EXAMS WERE TO BE CONDUCTED ON 30 MARKS FOR EVERY STUDENT
We had to do TWO practicals and VIVA-VOCE of 15 marks each The two practicals
were of 30 marks but in my case it would be 20 marks each I went in the way for
20 marks The moment came and it went and passed by BUT BY THEN I HAD LOST ALL MY INTEREST IN STUDIES AND IN THE SPORTS
AND GAMES I decided that NEVER WILL I
EVER LAND IN THE GROUND FOR ANYTHING AND I ALSO WOULD NOT TOUCH ANY BOOKS IN MY
LIFE
That was the time I learned that HONESTY
THOUGH IS THE BEST POLICY IT DOES NOT SUITS EVERYBODY’S POCKET BUT THE WAY I
WAS MOULDED BY MY FAMILY ESPECIALLY MY “
JETHU “, “ JETHIMA “ AND MY FATHER I
WOULD NOT COMPROMISE WHICH WERE UNTRUE AND WERE NOT LEGAL That has been
my habit since my childhood
Though I appeared for the B.Sc finals exams I got 25/30 in
Chemistry practicals and though my papers were valued at 20 marks for those two
practicals I scored 19/20 but out of 30 to appear on the result sheet my MOOD and the inclination were OFF I NEVER WANTED EITHER TO BE A
GRADUATE, TO STUDY AT ALL OR TO EVEN PUT MY FEET’S IN THE CAMPUS OF ANY
EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTIONS . Infact I had told my Father- GET ME A JOB OF A LOWER
DIVISION CLERK or ALLOW ME TO BE A CLEERK BY MY OWN WAY BUT I DO NOT WANT TO
STUDY. ONE “ KICK “ AND THREE SLAPS WERE THE “ GIFT “ I RECEIVED FROM HIM That
made me VERY STUBBORN THEREAFTER IN MY LIFE
My results of the B.Sc 2nd yewar was such-
Practical ( C ): 25/30, Practicals ( P ) : 19/30, Maths-1/150, Phy: 68/120
plius the practical marks, Chemistry: 04/120 plus the practical marks That was
in June 1978 and it was same uptil April 1981 I was forced to submit my fees by
my Father to write the exam and those were the marks that kept on coming to me
I made it very clear that I HATED STUDIES AND WOULD NEVER NEVER
AND NEVER TOUCH ANY BOOKS NO MATTER YOU KILL ME BY KICKING OR SLITTING MY
THROAT I WOULD NEVER NEVER AND NEVER TOUCH ANY BOOKS
My Association
With “ Hitavada ” : I was OFFERED A JOB
What could a
growing up boy do when he would lose all his interest in studies I took onto
writing to KILL my time My first venture was- WHEN SHE COMES It was an article
for the School Centenary mazagine the CCBHSS of Jabalpur who published that
article That was a RAZING HIT and it brought out the forefront quality of my
pen and the finger that wrote that That was the start
Thereafter there was another one in Nagpur Times and it was-
VISHVANATH, A NATURAL BATSMAN That
was in and on April 1978 after the Indo-Windies series which India won beating
them by 1-0 here at India That also RAZED
the entire city of Nagpur the way I wrote that and the way Vishvanath was
described by me in the article By that time by August the HITAVADA was out for
the sale The editions started taking the place and it was finding the roots to
establish that I started writing everyday for the HITAVADA in the EVERY MAN IN
HIS HUMOUR SECTION. The more and about 99% were on SPORTS That article on
Vishvanath and the write up in that coloumn of HITAVADA was enough to make me a HERO amongst the unknown of Nagpur.
We by then had shifted from Kamptee Colliery where my Father
was posted to Nagpur where we were shifting to the house constructed by my
father at Nagpur During those days the postal charge for the tickets were 0=30
naya paisa and some were priced at 0=25 naya paisa . The entire write up of
mine was despatched to Hitavada using the 0=75 naya paisa in terms of the cost
of the tickets. One fine day I never had any money to spend on the same I had
written a write up, a PREVIEW on the India- Kiwi series that was to be played
at New-Zealand . Since I had no money I took the bi-cycle and I was off to the
Office of the HITAVADA at Nagpur to submit my article No sooner that I stood in
front of the Chief-Of-The Sports, Mr P V nayudu to hand it over he just asked
me ARE YOU SHYAMAL to which I replied YES. Sit he said , and then WHAT ARE YOU
DOING . Nothing I replied . OK- I give you a JOB of SPORTS- EDITOR for Rupees
300=00 Join me NOW and IMMEDIATELY I just said him I have NOT brought my BIO-DATA to which Mr G T Parande who was standing beside and
listening to our talks said- you writ ups on the sports in the columns of Hitavada is enough for us to gyage your
bio-data say yes to the offer and join now By them a VOUCHER of Rs 160=00 was
in front of me I was shocked to which Mr
Nayudu replied – THIS IS FOR THE
EIGHT ARTICLES WHICH YOU HAVE WRIITEN FOR HITAVADA We have tracked this EIGHT If you have more bring them
tomorrow and also BRING your DINNER
packet everyday from tomorrow as you have to work from three in the afternoon
to the night for and about 2AM till the page pull out and the first print of
the sports page is out SUKH BHARE DIN AAYO RE I SAID TO MYSELF AND
THERE STARTED MY U-TURN OF MY LIFE
This job again
brought me back to my studies. I was NOT attending any College or its lecture
at the classes I was studying privately and within 1982 I was a GRADUATE and if
that Degree came to me in 1982 the M B A degree was the other one which came to
me in 1984 Now the situation is I have written a book on “ Office Management ” This apart I was
authored a BOOK on cricket and another one which is FULL of quotes on Management, Politics, Peace and War
M B A :: MY
INCLINATION TO MARKETING
After completing the MBA
degree I opted for a career in marketing.This was the elective which really APPEALED me while I was doing that course From 1984 to
about 2007 I was already a man who was twenty five years old in marketing and
add my age to that I was almost 48 years of age by then. I was losing my
interest in marketing Also the routine kind of a job was KILLING me inside. I was BORED
and FAGGED was NOT liking the job at all This was the time I finally decided to
again pick a job even if it was from the scratch to do and I was appealed by
journalism to take a plunge into it The everyday ROAMING on the road while performing my duties also was killing me
Over it my job had taken me to about 75% of the places at India.The journey by
rail everytime the food at the hotels had destructed my stomach and I was
finding the rigours of it very HARD to bear and DIGEST I wanted a U TURN again
in my life and a NEW JOB With this in mind I decided to meet rajdeep dsardesia
at NDTV and that was my FIRST attempt to
scout a JOB in the channels
I would minutely see the channels and I had felt that with
my TREASURE of KNOWLEDGE I would be able to contribute so much to the channels
That appealed me to meet rajdeep sardesai
My Meeting With
Rajdeep Sardesai at NDTV & again at IBN
It was October 2008 the date maybe Oct 9th ot
maybe 10th that I met him at NDTV . While moving out of my hotel at
Delhi I passed across the Bajrangbali Mandir Obviously I had to enter into that
temple, offer my prayers apply the TILAK
on my forehead and meet him at the Office of NDTV He was very busy when I met
him Well I spoke to him. During that time I would send many many many and many write ups on Sports to Ms Sonali Chander
and mark those copy to Rajdeep. Hence when we met and when I introduced myself
to him his only answer was- OH !! SO YOU
ARE SHYAMAL and YES I said
My write ups were BRILLIANLTY
used my NDTV for sports and those
who were using them were definitely making the MOONS for them . Even Rajdeep
agreed- We Get Your Writeups. That
is all and that was it While talking to me I noticed that Rajdeep was always
looking at my forehead which wore that HANUMAN TILAK. I was perplexed to see
him watching him again and again whenever he got his eye to stare at it
Someehat I was out of idea about the same and could not draw any conclusions We
spoke for about five minutes and I told him that I was looking out for an
aveneue for an opening if that could be the case in the channels His reply
was- GIVE ME THE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT Well that did not come and once
again when I was at Delhi in 2006 I met him By that time he was running the IBN channel
January was the month if I remember when I met him at IBN
and maybe the date was 6th .
It was the same case Moving out of the hotel where I was put up passing that
Bajrang Bali temple. Applying that HANUMAM
TILAK on the forehead and off to Rajdeep at Noida at IBN The result was
same this time to greet me was a cup of Coffee and trhen it was with im at his
chamber The resultant again was the same He again was staring at the TILAK that I had applied on the
forehead
ONCE BITTEN, TWICE
SHY as they call it, this time I could bring out the INFERENCE. It made me clear and very defined that RAJDEEP AND THE ONE’S WHO WORK UNDER
RAJDEEP ARE VERY AVERSE TO HINDUISM AND THOSE WHO FOLLOW IT DO NOT FIND A
FAVOUR EOITHER WITH HIM AND WITH THE CHANNELS It was eveident that I was in
a WRONG place with a WRONG man and all my effort were
channelized to the wrong direction As the talks moved up and forward I plainly
said him- MAIN JAHAN BHI HOON MAST MAST
AUR SUKOON PUST HOON Do not BREAK your rules and the ICE to get me the job. Even if I do not get that and get a job ib
channels I’m very FINE and HAPPY with whatever I’m doing As I’m ageing I wanted
to diversify laterally but then I’m NOT
that UNHAPPY where I’m placed
nowThat would have taken a heavy load of him as I could see and feel from his face
Well I came out of
his chamber . That ended my attempt with rajdeep and my effort to LYSE with him
for an effort to get a job in the channels that airs the mews in terms of the news
Harsha Ki Khoj :
Kahan gangu Teli Kahan Raja Bhoj
A few days later there was
HARSHA KI KHOJ. It should have been HARSHA
KA KHOJ. Harsha- is he a MAN or
a WOMAN If a MAN then it should be KA
if a WOMAN it should be KI The title itself was wrong and GRAMATICALLY it was all wrong Anyway I
said let it be the case Maybe that is the way the GRAMMAR are used by the channelwallas “
STRILINGS “ and “ PULLINGS “ contains a “ NAPUNSAKLINGS “ in Sanskrit but then
this was Harsha Babu who was to
conduct the show to select his BHARAT KI
KHOJ for his channel so it was OK
the amalgamations of the “ LINGS “
would not matter That was all I felt and moved for the same
On the MAHASAPTAMI
day of the Durga puja then I
received a call from one of his associate to attend the event in terms of
selection and rejection for the show My wife and the little child were all geared to move to the pandal with me
when I decided to go my way for the same and asked them to get associated with
the other relatives that I have at Bangalore for the pooja of Maha Saptami.That
exploded like an ATOM-BOMB at the house. My wife tod me- WE
NEVER GET YOU AT ANYTIME WHEN WE NEED YOU FOR ANY EVENT AND THIS SHOW W ILL
GIVE US SHIT IN TERMS OF ANYTHING Drop it and come with me Atleast you
would be happy there This KHOJ and the BHOJ will never give you anything You
wewre given a SUGAR COATED PILL BY
RAJDEEP & THIS ONE WILL GIVE YOU A LUMP OF SHIT she said Even then
I made my way
When I reached at the
venue there was a LONG LINE. Anyway the BHOJ who was out to do his KHOJ had
arrived after he made us to BURN our skin under the SUN for about an hour When
I reached over there there was TWO kind of a FILM played One was the match on
cricket where India had beaten England by scoring over 325 with Kaif and Yuvraj
scored those runs for India That ws a ONE DAYER The other one was on Henry
Theiry and his goals of a match that he was playing I decided to pick FOOTBALL
It was East Bengal who had caused a ripple in the soccer of
India when they bear BEC Seso Torena
to win the ASEAN at Djakarta I asked that bespectacled man whose name is
Bhimani- WHO WAS THE CAPTAIN OF THE EAST BENGAL TEAM THAT WON THAT CUP FIR
INDIA AND EAST BENGAL A ROSSOGOLLA came out of his MOUTH The eye were
so TORN as if I had TORN that one I could understand the DEPTH of the knowledge these CHANNELWALLAS POSSESSED those who were INVOLVED to find out the KHOJ for Shriman Harsha Babu
Anyway till the moment when I was thinking all about to talk
and speak on Football, I decided to switch my gear to cricket the reason was- AND I TALK ON FOOTBALL THE EYE OF THESE
BHOJ WHO WERE THERE FOR THE BHOJ WOULD BECOME A
“ LOCH “ FOR THE ROJ
So great was their knowledge on football I could guess That was the reason that
I took a decision to shift to cricket for the ELIMINATION AND SELECTION
When my round came it was Wasim Akram who was a JUDGE and a COMPERE as well who asked me- WHY
HAVE YOU SHIFTED FROM FOOTBALL TO CRICKET Your choice was Football and now
you are into CRICKET HIS NEXT ANSWER WAS- KYA AAP CRICKET JAANTAY
HAIN I preferred to KEEP my COB shut It was because I was
respecting him as GUEST more than a judge because he was from Pakistan a COUNTRY WHOM INDIA “ LOVES “ THE MOST .Obviously
as an Indian I had to LOVE him the
most or else it would have been an INSULT to my country I decided to be tight
lipped
In my batch was ANAND
NARASIMHAN and that was the MAN Harsha
had TARGETTED to select at any cost
and that I could make it out very QUICKLY
My experience of being a DGM for a
very SMALL IT firm and my
association with the management of the HRD
department on a everyday basis to select and reject had made me to score 1000/100 marks immediately them as to
who would by the end of the contest be CROWNED
as the Mr KHOJ of that GREAT Raja Bhoj who was going to
select and elect the one
Well when my chance came to speak I was speaking and
describing the acts of that cricket game in a VERY typical language which was full of IDIOMATIC Hindi and that was
HOW Mr Jasdev Singh had taught me to use and describe the game. I was a
Radio Commentator for All India radio Nagpur for Football and Cricket It was
none other than Mr Jasdev Singh who had selected me for that job after I had
passed out my VOICE AUDITION at
Nagpur for the commentary of Football and Hockey So when I was speaking using
those IDIOMS and the SUPERFLOUS language I felt I was moving
in the RIGHT track
“ I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE AND FIND HARSHA SAYING ME STOP Even
ONE MINUTE had NOT passed that I was commentating on the game In the scene that
was displayed by the CLIPS the condition of the Indian team was so WORST that I
explained it in Hindi- “ IS WAQT BHARAT
KA STITHI BILKUL WAISAY HAI JAISAY KI SMAUNDRA KAY THE MAI SEEPI AUR DEKHNA
YEHI HAI KI BHARAT KOH KYA SEEPI PRAPTH HOTAH HAI YA PHIR BHARAT KHAALI HAATH
HE GOTEH PAR SAY BAHAR NIKALTAH HAI “ The clip further showed a DRIED face of
Saurav Ganguly watching the scene from the pavi;lion to which I said- BHARAT
KAY KARNADHAR SOURAV GANGULY BHI IS STHITHI KOH DEKHKAR SHAYAD YEHI SOCH RAHAY
HONGEY KI MERAY IS MONASTHITHI JOH KI SATAH SAY BHI NEECHAY IS WAQT HAIU KYA
YEH BAHAR NIKA PAYEGA Bharat Ka crickey
Ka Sthithi is khel mai abhi us jagah aur us dour par hai
It seems that EDUCATED
man who is a BE from IIT( Chem Engg ) as the
WORLD of Bangalore proclaimed him to be one then ( GOD KNOWS WHEN WAS IIT THERE AT THE CAMPUS OF OSMANIA UNIVERSITY )
and a Post Graduate of Diploma in Management from IIM . might have OBTAINED a degree of bing a SHASTRI in Hindi for
HOW BRILLIANT HE WAS AT UNDERSTANDING THE “ ORNAMET OF ALANKARS WHICH WERE
COMIMNG OUT OF MY MIND IN TEMS OF MY WORDS HINDI )
Stop he said. I was UPROOTED.
I asked kya hua- he pointed his THUMB to me directing at Wasim Akram
and Wasim Akram TOLD ME: YOU ARE
DISCARDED. I asked the reason and looked at Harsha. It appeared that THERE
WAS SOME BOILS THAT MIGHT HAVE SURFACCED EXACTLY AT THE POINTS FROM WHERE THE
SHIT COMES OUT OF THE HOLES WHILE PASSING THOSE FROM THE ARSE HOLES To me it and I felt that the BURNS of the BLISTERS that might have surfaced over there was ITCHING him to the
hilt
I was too fast to understand that ALL I SPOKE OF THE GAME
TILL THEN FOR THE MATCH OF THAT GAME OF CRICKET IN THE WAY WE SPEAK HINDI WAS
TOTALLY
I fely very
humiliated What was the necessity for Harsha to point his finger in that
acrominous manner to me pointing toward Wasim Akram to speak that I was
rejected He coup;d have said it He it seems felt that the SKY that he soared
with all his ACCREDITIONS of a GREAT commentator would be reduced to ASH if he
spoke to me about me rejections Little does Harsha knows that I in my career
till then had REJECTED and selected a thousand in the job for the company I was
working for And MIND YOU- those were all
IT professionals
Secondly I could UNDERSTAND
– what a STAINLESS STEEL SPOONS was
he for cricketers like Ganguly, Tendulkar and maybe even Dravid and Laxman then
That we could see it and feel it whenever there was a match of cricket being
played and when we would witness those matches It was very evident that he was
a GREAT BUTTER polishing man of some
of the Indian cricketers with whom not only was he trying to make a (T)irpat (R)apatrolloa Ka (P)aatshala but
was also promoting his business We have that EYE of the HAWK to
immediately trace and find out the REALITY
that bites. However it was the BUSINESS
of those ESPN and their BAKWAAS to identify that and knife
– to
cut off and cut out the scar marks of it We have NOT worded and
worried for these channels and since we
have not we cannot do those acts If I ever had I would out put Harsha in the
department of Industrial Relations and
Personnel Management rather than into the department of commentating where
his Hindi was so poor and the fact is HE
IS AN INDIAN FIRST, A MARATHI MANOOS thereafter and that HINDI is the DEEMED national language of India
Harsha was more into PERSONAL
RELATIONSHIP BUILDING during those days that we could make it out
Could Not Fathom When
& Where Did I Insult Ganguly Does He Knows That A Ganguly Lady Gave Me The
Birth
Well when you deal with a sensible man- and you give this
kind of a treatment to that man he is always worried that was me when I came
out of the scene and the stage I was
driving my scooter with all kind of negativeness and the bitterness that I received at the show All I was asking to me was-
WHEN DID I INSULT GAMGULY
Ganguly SOURAV
whatever he might be he was an unknown and an element who was not associated
with me at all His Kaku- Debashish babu was!! I was at Kolkatta between Jan 8th
1992 to May 11th 1995 for a job at Behala. I met his kaku through a
friend of mine His kaku would run a shop that would sell CHOPS, ROLLS etc
during those days That is it I never had met either Snehashsih or Sourav at any
time in my life HOW CAN I INSULT SOMEBODY WHOM I HAVE NEVER
MET AT ALL That was I asking to myself while I was driving back home
The way Harsha acted and behaved with me during that
audition- it gave me an impression as if
HE KNOWS MANY A THING ABOUT ALL
THE GANGULY’S Well Mr Raja Bhoj
the INVOICE of ESPN then and HD1, HD2, HD3,,,,,,HD raise to the power of INFINITY raise to the POWER of “n” where “n” is any number between 1
to infinity, let me make a POINT
very CLEAR- THE LADY WHO PUT ME IN THIS WORLD TO SEE TYE “ MORONS ” and the “ DEVILS ” OF THE
WORLD WAS A GANGULY BY THE NAME OF “ARATI ” who after her marriage to my
Father, the Late Mr J C Bhattacharjee had become “ Mrs Arati Bhattacharjee “
I can TELL and SAY
unlimited about the GANGULY’S be the GIN-GAN-GULLI-GULLI-GULLI-GIN-GANG-GO and
having lived my LIFE at Nagpur with the likes of Joshi, Kumbkahkar’s, Waghmare,
Lele, Kaithwas, and so and so on and so forth, I can say many of many a THINGS
about the Brhamins and the Kumbhis that belongs to thje Marathi community.
Oiling Ganguly so much and as is LICKING him like a baby licks the ICE-CREAM you will NEVER be able to tell ONE
trait or a HABIT of the Ganguly’s or
the Brahmins of the Bengal and the Bengali communities Mr Harsha “ BH(A)(O)GLE . God knows which SENCE and the SENSE of your’s that day made you to feel that I was INSULTING either Indian cricket or that
Bangal Ka Babu and the Ganguly Gharana
Ka MAHARAJ that lives at Behala near the Behala Moad ahead of BEHALA
CHOUDDOH NUMBER BUS POINT and that runs the BARISHA SPORTING CLUB as well as the DURGA PUJA in the PLAYERS
PAVILION
I’m NOT at all
worried about not making it to the channels What INTRIGUES me is the fact that these channelwallas think about
themselves They think they are even many a NOTCH
ahead when sensing and making a move and in that case they are far better than
any cannibals which uses the 6th sense to move forward to kill their
preys
What sarcasms me is the fact when I was talking to Rajdeep
without even hearing me he said- THE
SPORTS DEPARTMENT DOES NOT HAVE ANY VACANCY UNDER ME IT IS ALL FULL AND FILLED
The fact is I HAD GONE THERE FOR A JOB AND NOT FOR A JOB ESPECIALLY AND
SPECIALLY IN THE SPORTS : I POSSESS THAT CAPACITY TO TALK AND
RIGHT FOR ANY EVENTS AND FOR ANYTHING THAT EXISTS IN TERMS OF TALKING IN THE
FIELD WHERE IT COULD BE BUSINESS, POLITICS, POEMS, FILMS, ACTING, SPORTS OR
ANYTHING THAT COULD BE A HISTORY OR CIVIVCS “ I definitely have it in
me How could he ASSESS that I was
there only for the SPORTS And that too without asking me for what was I there
and what was I looking for
Harsha’s description os already there and believimg in the
DICTUM that William Shakespeare had USED- GOLDEN
WORDS ARE NOT REPEATED TWICE , I do not wish to repeat those GOLDEN words for Mr Harsha The Great
The Younger Turks::
Not Far Behind
A few days ago I got my personal webpage http://Shyamalbhattacharjee.blogspot.com/2019/06
made by Mr Amook Vandan Yadav who worked with me and was my colleague at
Genisys at Bangalore. I had posted maybe one or two articles by June then
Amook has written a few words about this page and maybe the
ISRG rajan fellow saw it. I was also looking to foray into the international
page for writing and somehow this page came to me and my eye When I got in
touch with them that 24 years of age whoso ever it might be running this page
rang me separately and spke to me about 30 minutes I could guerss he wanted
some BRANDING and the NAME to make his page a WORLD STANDARD kind of a page
Looking into his age and having that TOUCH to help a COOT
who is making an attempt to foray into the world of UNCOMPROMISING arena of
FIERCE competition, all I did was EARING to his NON-SENCE but still wriring in
his page
Just see the kind of WORLD CLASS subjects that I chose which
either were of International standard or were of MATIONAL STANDARD in terms of
the POLICIES that either the WORLD BANK has to work on or Mr Modi has to work
upon
The “ BUGGAR “
started teaching me all about WIKIPEDIA and
all about GOOGLE not knowing that in
between 2006 to 2009 where I has finished authoring my book on cricket and the QUOTES and by then I had won the BEST COMMONWEALTH BLOGGER award for writing
so many a blogs on different blogging page I received some phone calls from
Wikipedia for their NEFACERIOUS
writing on Mohammed Shahid . They at that time explained me what these
Wikipedia are all about and how do they
correct them This BUGGAR the BIHARI BABU from Bihar was making me to UNDERSTAND
what that WIKIPEDIA and it’s SHIT
was All about Over it his DIALOGUE- WHY SHOULD WE PAY YOU WHEN WE CAN PAY 1/3 TO
THEM FOR THE SPACE THAT THEY USE IN MY WEB PAGE FOR WRITING AND I CAN EARN
THRICE THE AMOUNT IN THE SPACE THAT YOU USE AND CONSUME TO WRITE ON MY PAGE
I guise and I guess
that Bihari Babu had forgotten that
IT WAS HE WHO REQUESTED ME BY
TALKING TO ME OVER THE PHONE FOR THIRTY MINUTES TO WRITE FOR HIOS WEB PAGE
“ FUCK-OFF” was my reaction Three days later there was again a call from Delhi
the place from where he runs in office in the pretext of some Muslim guy
calling me to talk on the phone to those Delhiwallas Good Bye I said and that
was that
Who Is Debashish Roy,
Can You Just Make Me Familiar
While writing a piece
on Debashish Roy the footballer I fell onto Captainda ( Mr Surojit Sengupta,
Captain Indian Football Team 1978 Asian Games and Sports Assistant Editor, Aaj
kal )
It was just a REQUEST- Dada aapni aamakay Debadaer ekta
photo jogar koray din which means Borther just help me to get a pic of
footballer Debashish Roy He immediately gave me the phone number of somebody
who is named is A. Majumdar . When I contacted him his reply was- DADA AAPNI AAMAKAY BOLUN TOH AEI DEBASHISH
ROY TAA KAY which means Brother just
enlighten me about the fact that who is this Debashsish Roy
Without wasting any time I searched and researched and found
out a pic of Debashish from a magazine That is how he looks now My SEARCH was
over My answer lay in FRONT of me When I was given that job by the HITAVADA,
they did NOT even like toi see me my bio-data Thet just saw the facts I wrote
in that coloumn, they just saw the way I wrote about Gundappa Vishvanath in the
Nagpur Times then and they were AMAZED to find in my writing then on football
from anything and anything that took place from 1930 to 1981 then on cricket
that took place in Indian cricket from 1932 to 1981 then and almost on anything
on which I had a mastery I could speak very fluently on Afred De Stefano to
Pele to Maradona, ob anybody from Douglas Jardine to Bradman to any Indian that
played cricket on anybody from Jessie Owens
to Jim Hines to Carl Lewis, on anybody from Dhyanchandchand to A I H Dara to
Ishlauddin to Charlesworth to Thies Kruize to Micheal Krause to Ottolowski of
Poland who was the TOP SCORER with Five Penalty Corners goals in the 1975 World
Cup
That is why HITAVADA chose me from the many at Nagpur for
them .Now we have these TOTS and TINY-TOTS who speak all about everything and
writre so many a THINGS on anything either on the TV sets or in the NEWSPAPER
and over it telling us- DADA AAPNEE TOH
KICCHU JANENE NA which means Brother you know nothing
Yes- SUB KUCH SEEKHA HAMNAY NAA SEEKHI
HOSHIYARI, SUCH HAI YEH TV CHANNEL WALLAY AUR YEH KAGAZ KAY DUNIYA KAY NEERALAY
KI HUM TOH HAI ANARI
To those Masters of
MASTER’s Ki Khoj-::
The LION and the TIGER are the MOST powerful one’s especially the LION stands on the NUMBER ONE position when it comes to POWER and the elephant is the MOST STRONGEST one . Yet when it comes
to them I have seen them getting into the ZONE
of FEAR and falling into the cage
and the groove when the RING MASTER
swirls his HUNTERS on them to scare
them
“I HAVE NEVER SEEN
AWOLF PERFORMING ON THE CIRCUS AND IN THE CIRCUS AT ANYTIME IN MY LIFE”
These world of channelwallas could be either a LION, or a TIGER or maybe the elephant
either too powerful or too strong just performing at the CIRCUS .
Sadly they have
NOT understood the WOLF that the OTHERS are and the EFFICIENCY that they carry
to perform anywhere and at ANYPLACE ??
!!
Regards
Shyamal Bhattacharjee
Oh what a rollercoaster ride of life's journey it has been so far. Oh well you are a precious soul who needs to be preserved for enhancement of nation's sports and games. Hope authorities are awakened from their slumber to utilize your potential to the fullest.
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