The “ TOMBS ” OH!!! For those “ MAKBARAS ” Avenues for researching the “COTS” and it’s
DOOR open
OH !! LIFE HOW R U TREATING ME
Not that I wish to get any sympathy from
anybody.NOBODY WEEPS FOR ANYBODY UNLESS AND UNTIL THERE IS AN ELEMENT OF
TREASURE THAT ONE WOULD GET, THAT ONE WEEPS FOR ANYBODY
I for some reason , I had
to and I was FORCED to give away every lucrative offer in terms of the job that
came to me or that was to come to me, and I had to do jobs which would pay me
the peanuts.That is what my DESTINY had to choose for me in terms of the jobs
that I had to do.
...Having done all the kind of PETTY
job in my job career and paid PITTANCE for the same OBVIOUSLY even at this age
I have to search for the job to keep me rolling . Obviously at this age I have
to compete with them who are half of my age and even less than that
It happened YESTERDAY as well
where I was WRITING A SMALL test TO DEMONSTRATE MY EFFICIENCY AND THE HOLD/FLOW
I HAVE ON THE LANGUAGE
THERE WAS A SMALL ESSAY TO BE
WRITTEN IN ABOUT 150 WORDS AND IT WAS-::
CONTRIBUTION OF THE MUGHALS TO INDIA - :
Since I had to concise the same
to about 150 words this is what I wrote-:
The MUGHALS as we have LEARNED
from the HISTORY they were GREAT. Babur the Great, Akbar the Great, Aurangazeb
the Great, Shah Jehan the Great ….. they are all considered to be GREAT !!
Great that is, is it NOT
Their greatness
lay in giving us the BLOOD and later the Makbaraas , ie , the TOMBS
They gave us
Makbaras, they also gave us Makbaras, and some more Makbaras.
Town and cities full of Makbaras.
Tall Makbaras, Short Makbaras, High
Makbaras, Flat Makbaras, Marbled Makbaras, Cemented Makbaras.Chikni Mitti Ka
Makbaras, Baans Ka Makwaras , Lakdiyon Ka Makbaras
So GREAT they felt that they CATEGORISED and BRANDED
the Makbaras they constructed .
Some of them are such that I iullustrate here-:
Prem Ka Makbaras ( Taj Mahal ) , NAFRAT Ka
Makbaras,( Bairam Khan) Sur
Kut Janay Ka Makbaras (Afzal Khan ) , Suhaag Raat Ka Makbaras( Nadir Shah) Dhoka-Dharaka Ka Makbaras( Allaudin Khilji) so on and so forth
It would be a SIN if I do not explain all about the
Makbaras that they constructed-::
A).Prem Ka Makbaras ( Taj Mahal )-::
Absolutely MAD with the LOVE that he was involved with
his Begum Mumtaz, and totally BANKRUPTED
this Shahenshah constructed a TOMB and thereafter he cut the hands of all the labourers that
constructed them but paid them ASHARFEES
worth Rs 1 Lakhs then. He named it as the PREM
KA MAKBARAS. What PREM
ie LOVE.Chopping the hands of all the labourers who constructed it
WAAH TAJ !!
B).NAFRAT Ka Makbaras,( Bairam Khan) - ::
This was constructed by Aurangazeb in memory of Bairam
Khan who has infact married one of the sister of Aurangazeb. For this Bairam
Khan was made and was offered a huge-big post in the Army of Aurangazeb.
Maharaj Shivaji made Bairam Khan to act like a man who goes
berseck everytime when a FLY enters
and gets into his nose. Bairam Khan at the behest of Aurangazeb wanted to
conquer Maharashtra and set his feet for South India but everytime he did that
he found Maharaj Shivaji a kind of a cannon fodder which blasted the Mughals.
The enmity went to such an extent
that Bairam Khan invited Maharaj Shivaji for a chat intending to kill him.
After Shivaji entered the Fort of Bairam Khan, he in the pretext of GALAAY-MIL ie HUG with LOVE, Bairam Khan pulled out his dragger to plunge it into
the back of Shivaji.But a CUNNING
Shivaji who was a MASTER of GUERILLA TACTICS PIERCED the : SHER-NAKH “ ie the CLAW OF LION made out of SOLID IRON in his chest, tore
the CHEST and pulled the HEART out and tossed it on the
air aying- MARATHA JIGAR MARNAAR NAAHI
which means the MARATHA HEART NEVER
DIES.
Aurangeb later constructed a TOMB
in the memory of his brother-in-law and it was named as NAFRAT-KA- MAKBARA as he felt that Maharaj Shivaji it was
who was the man of HATRED ie
NAFRAT and because of the hate Maharaj Shivaji killed Bairam Khan.
C). Sur Kut Janay Ka Makbaras (Afzal Khan )-:
As in the case of Bairam Khan same is the case of
Afzal Khan.Like Bairam Khan Afzal Khan too had married a sister of Aurangazeb.
Afzal Khan was A TERRIFIC WARRIOR AND HE ALWAYS LED THE Aurangazeb Army when it
went for the war.
Because of his valour and youth
coupled with his knowledge of war and strathegy he became a well known FIELD MARSHAL of that time .In pretext
to kill Maharaj Shivaji, he send a letter to Maharaj Shivaji that he wanted to
meet him at the FORT of RAIGAD and would like to also share the LUNCH with him
Maharaj Shivaji consulted this
with his mother Jijabaiji and his General Tanaji . They formed an opinion that
in the pretext of coming to the Raigad Fort Afzal Khan wanted to see and guage
the entire strength of the Shivaji Army beside the treasury that Shivaji
possessed.It also went to the extent that in the pretext of having the lunch,
maybe Afzal Khan would like to kill Shivaji.The Bairam Khan incident was there
in his mind and the Maratha’s as well .Mother Jijabai warned Shivaji to keep
his most dangerous sword hidden under the MINI-DHAAL
ie the MINI SHIELD wearing it
under hios clothes on the chest.Shivaji Maharaj did it and obeyed his mother
When Afzal Khan reached Raigad
Fort he was surprised that except Shivaji there was nobody in the fort. When
enquired about other things Shivaji made him to realize that HE
USES THIS FORT FOR ACCORDING THE HONOUR TO THE GUEST AND THIS FORT HAS NOTHING
IN IT
Afzal Khan was made to be assured
that there was nothing and nothing in this Fort. All of a sudden he took out
his sword and he swirled at Maharaj Shivaji. Shivaji knew that this would happen. His mother had
warned him to be alert.He very intelligent ducked in the most electrifying
manner to save himself from the swirl of Afzal Khan’s sword.He then gave a HARD KICK to Afzal Khan who was and who
went for a TOSS and fell just near
the mouth of the temple at Raigad Fort. By the time he could get up Maharaj
Shivaji ran toward Afzal Khan.He had a narrow small cut-out-door which was the mouth of the temple .Afzal Khan rushed
to that door and he could put his half the body at the other side of the door
with his right hand on the BRIDGE of the door. ONE SWING of the SWORD
of Shivaji Maharaj and THREE fingers
of Afzal Khan came out of his hand-TOSSED
in the air. Afzal Kan rusehed to the other end of the door of the temple to run
but a ELECTRIFYING Maharaj Shivaji
was too fast to let this chance go.
One jump by him and he was there
at the temple in fronf of Afzal Khan.One more SWIRL of his sword and the entire HEAD of Afzal Khan was separated out- and the entire body
FELL in front of the KUL-GOD
ie FAMILY DEITY Afzal Khan
was DEAD
His HEAD was HUNG for exactly 30
days in a POLE after which that was send
to Aurangazeb with a note saying that- IF THE MUGHALS EVEN DARE TO LOOK AT
MAHARASHTRA THEY WILL AND THEIR HEAD WILL BE HANGED SIMILIARLY AND IN THE SAME
MANNER
A TOMB still lies RIGHT in
FRONT of the RAIGAD FORT. This was built by Aurangazeb and he named it -:
Sur Kut Janay Ka Makbaras (Afzal Khan )
D).Suhaag Raat Ka Makbaras( Nadir Shah)
In short after LOOTING,PLUNDERING, and ANNIHILITATING
the entire state of Delhi and laying his hand on the KOHINOOR this man at last
decided to go back to Persia from where he had come to India.
While going back he ordered his lietinant to look out for about
30,000 MOST BEAUTIFUL Women’
that were available and once he got hold of them all HINDUS he BOOKED them along with his Army
to set forth for Persia. In between a place bordering Afghanistan he changed
his decision.
He RAPED mnay of them while haulting his stay at that place and
SLAUGHTERED many before he
finally set forth for Persia from Afghanistan. It is said that the remaining
Indian Hindu Woman there were RAPED
by the Afghan Mughal, many were killed and the remains were converted into
Mughal/Muslims .
Later a Makbara ie a Tomb was
constructed by an Afghan ruler who named it as
SUHAG RAAT KA MAKBARA . Just imagine about the
thought- a TOMB constructed in memory of HONEYMOON of Nadir Shah That was the MINDSET
. STRANGE is it NOT ?
They GLORIFY all about these so called TOMBS constructed and BUILT
by the Muslims. At times they say thay have given these to us as a GIFT/ DONATED it to us for
free, ie KHAIRAAT as they call it .
Well these kind of Tombs are full
at Delhi and at Uttar Pradesh, no doubt they say-::
Aao kabhi Dilli, Chalo Kabhie UP... mil ke ghumenge
Makbaron mey
There is ONE more Makwaras that needs to be constructed in MODERN INDIA , and that is
KUNWARA BACHHA WAALA MAKWARA and that would be constructed only after Rahul Gandhi
dies ie breathes his last.
Till then we will have to wait
Atlast- EVERYBODY
AT TIME SAY ME- OH !!!! STILL AT THIS
AGE YOU WRITE THE EXAMS TO GET A JOB IS IT ??
YES- at least that HELPS me to create more MIND for it to remain CREATIVE with full of IDEAS- some could be a SERIOUS JOKE some could be a CHEAP or USELESS JOKE .
JOKE-
Those were the Muslim rulers and JOKE
that Congress has made them GREAT
in the book of Indian History
I was REJECTED after writing this on the paper by the examiner
saying that- I COULD HAVE MADE IT
EVEN BETTER WITH MORE CREATIVE IDEA. What could that be I thought?
Well now I have DISCOVERED that . After many RESEARCH I found out the ORIGIN of the CREATIVITY that created these
Muslim LOOTERS-cum-PLUNDERES-cum- RULERS . What that might be
one might ask
Well- it is the COT that CREATED these Mughla rulers. Definitely the COT. Pinewood cot, Rosewood Cot, Teak cot, Sandalwwod cot, Salwood cot
and so on and so more or so forth. These so called the Sultan and the Sheikh
maight have RUBBED the Begum
Sahiba’s on these cots so MERCILESSLY
that these COTS went on the
create as being the ORIGIN to produce so called these RUTHLESS-INHUMAN- MUGHAL rulers. That is what I missed out
in my write up on that paper. For if I had written that- I WOULD HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR THE JOB FOR GIVING THAT PRIDE OF A PLACE TO THE MUSLIMS
THAT THE POLITICIANS OF INDIA DO TO GET THE POWER .
I would have GOT that job I
guess!!..??
That was the CREATIVITY of my THOUGHT
which was lacking .. !! .. ??
That is it
Rgds
Shyamal Bhattacharjee
Probir Banerjee , Haldia, Bengal
ReplyDeleteThe most hilarious part of the article is about the joke that he has made of the cots. We could not hide our feelings and the laugh. We burst into laughter when we read this one
Never knew so much about the atrocity that Nadir Shah had caused and never knew about the chopping off the hands by Sah Jehan It was an eye opener for most of us to read this one
A well crafted article with a lot of informations though written in the most jocular blasting manner
The entire essence of Bengali taunt is what comes out of the article
Thank You Probir
DeleteRegards
Shyamal Bhattacharjee