The "VOICE " of Cricket :: Were The Hands And The Voice Picked Up By The " LORD " ,The " BHAGWAN " As We Call It.
Pic :: The Voice Of "ETERNITY "
When
I Heard all those on the U-Tube from that “ VOICE-OF-CRICKET ”
Generally I do not like
to hear to the U-Tube and the one’s who are engaged in all BLASPHEMY on the
U-Tube. However the SONGS of those GREAT singers like Kishoreda, Rafi Sahab,
laytadi and Asha tai are something I put it in other category and in other
league. GOLDEN things or the
materials are something different but GOLDEN
VOICE are unique , exceptional .
and very different. The VOICE of these ETERNITY that produced miracles
after miracles and magic after magics infact to me are the “ VOICE-OF-ETERNITY ” and I do not miss any opportunities’
listening to them ie opportunity to listen to them .
Yesterday by default and by mistake my fingers pressed on something
which I did not want to and it opened for me THREE U-Tubes that was there
thrown up by that VOICE-OF-CRICKET as they say and I started listening to his
VOICE knowing absolutely that “
BAKWAASBAZI ” which means all NONSENSE as we say it in Hindi would be the SLUR that
would come out from his mouth. I was not surprised when it came out of the
same.
I started hearing to his SLURS knowing it that it would REQUIRE
for me some GANGA-JAL to wipe those from my face or the body where his slurs
would touch me. I would like to put some of his PARAPHERNALIAS which I have been hearing since 1992 when he
came to the Indian TV sports and that it continues even today . Some of his
words that I haerd and that I discuss are as under and I make some
dissectation of the same.
A )
> He was giving gyan ie , imparting KNOWLEDGE about RURAL MARKETING
For Siv and SIX years I was into RURAL MARKETING and PROCUREMENT . I was in a market
at Jagdalpur, then at Kolkatta and for a little period of time at Ranchi
engaged for this . The practical
experience of RURAL MARKETING
what I heard from his mouth were I think were what he maybe was made to learn
at the IIM or maybe he looked ito
some Google article to speak on it.
Well the MAIN function on which the RURAL MARKETING hinges are the FOUR “A’S” .
What could be those four A’S of rural marketing. Well these are
as follow-:
“The 4A's are
Affordability, Availability,Awareness, and Acceptability ”
One who had LEARNED the MARKETING and it’s MANAGEMENT
course and it’s syllabus very MINUTELY
in or while syudying the MBA course would have very MINUTELY studied and
learened about the FOUR- M’s
of marketing. That is the LIFE-BLOOD of
marketing as the marketing completely hinges on those FOUR-M’s . However since 1992 the rural marketing came up
and has taken over the marketing and it’s act like the STORM and the FOUR-A’S
of the same have started playing it’s role in a phenomenon manner .
SAD- I DID NOT HEAR IT FROM THAT “ VOICE ” speaking
anything in a LINE on it and about it.
B ) > We Are Narrators
Of The Game
Moving forward he started saying – WE ARE THE NARRATORS OF THE
GAME
Narrators actually in terms of the NOUN
means a person who delivers a
commentary accompanying a film, broadcast, piece of music, etc
Is he
or has been there any in the world of TV especially the SPORTS COMMENTARY who
have been the narrator since 1992 . In terms of narrating what we could hear
was phrases like –:
1 )
> It was like a TRACER BULLET
which rocketed to the fence.
2).>
Roasting HOT like the MAIZE
on the ROASTER POT to jump
and fall on it
3).>
The ENTIRE nation is PRAYING …….
There are many and many like these and this
but it is just to pick up some as an example . Well if these are the NARRATORS
of the game as he says it, then what and Why are those whose example I have
laid it over here.
“ ACTUALLY
IF YOU HAVE TO REDEFINE THE ART OF ADJECTIVES TO CONVERT INTO ADVERS THEN YOU
SHOULD BE LISTENNING TO THESE NARRATORS “.
You won’t
have to go all around to find a dictionary to make you understand anything and
everything about narration and the commentaries in terms of anything as such as
they have to clarify in the U-Tube .
It is as
though at times when REQUIRED we will call us an COMMENTATORS and when it suits
us we will call us as a NARRATOR .
One classic
example of NARRATION is as Latadi had sung-:
“ NANHI PARI SONAY CHALI, HAWA DHEERAY AANA ” .
This is a PIECE
of MUSIC I’m adding to these
narrators who DO NOT add any
music to their narration but make us DROWSY
while narrating their HORSES-MOUTH.
Moving
forward to his NARRATION he went on to ADD that - :
“ SACHIN TENDULKAR WAS A MASTER OF THE GAME WHO
SERVED THE GAME AS A SERVANT ”
Well I’m NOT
here to ascribe , describe, subscribe or
prescribe anything as such as to what is NOUN and ADJECTIVES and how the
CONJUNCTION and the INTERJUNCTION plays a role in adding two different sentence
using these or one of these to make a SIMPLE
having one VERB in the entire sentence or a COMPLEX
SENTENCE having more than ONE verb in the entire sentence.
However I
would like to put the matter straight-:
“ ORNAMENT
AND SERVANTS ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS WHICH OUGHT TO BE PLACED AND KEPT IN THE
DIFFERENT PLACE ” .
For all
these years what we had heard from these HORSES-MOUTH was that Sachin Tendulkar
was an ORNAMENT and now all of a
sudden we hear that he was a SERVANT.
Ornaments
ought to be kept in the place under a SAFE-VAULT
to completely protect it, and the SERVANTS
are asked to come and go according to the WHIMS and the FANCIES of their master .
“ HIS-MASTER
VOICE ” and it’s
days are gone. We would hear a lot of songs coming out of it. Now we have these
MASTER and the SERVANTS who are , what do I call them, “
MERCENARIES ” to the HILT
and nothing or anything except that to
spray us the feels of the servants and the master’s .
Do not know
from where then came the concept of Physics in his talks on the U-Tube that he related
to the game of cricket . Physics connects the studies, of the, FLOW
of ATOMS in terms of electricity either the ELECTRO-STATIC or the MECHANICAL
that gets converted into ELECTRICAL
and it also teaches about the structures of ATOMS that are decomposed during the physical process to
convert that into HEAT or the sound .
Maybe he was
trying to state the condition of FUNKS
in terms of the cricketers that we see now in terms of any of the properties
that I have mentioned it over here in terms of the Atoms, electro-static or
mechanical energy that relates itself to electricity, or anything as such.
Well, I could not understand it’s and those logic.
Again there
were some things he wanted to talk and he was talking about MANNERISM that one ought to possess
while presenting his BODY-LANGUAGE
and maybe those things while talking or while being at an organization during
the TALKATIVE SESSION…..
maybe something like that…..
Has he ever
worked in an organization especially in a I-T firm for about 8 hours to say the
least gluing his eye to a computer. HAS HE..??..??..!!
For had he HE WOULD NOT HAVE SPOKEN A SINGLE WORD
ABOUT POSTURES AND POSSESION THAT ONE OUGHT TO CARRY WHILE PRESENTING ONESELF
WHILE TALKING OR WALKING…..
Module Of Success-::
There are TWO module of SUCCESS and I straight away pick the EASIER one of it. If you have to succeed and if you think
that YOU do not have that POTENTIAL or the CALIBRE to compete against the BEST
then-:
Choose ONE and GLUE to him praising him for all that HE IS NOT and OVERPRAISING
him for what he is, completely pushing him to the DEATH-KNELL while praising him and making the other’s a FOOL of your act to believe them or
make them to believe that there cannot be anybody better then you for what you
are doing .
In other words the EASIEST way of SUCCESS is PICK one who you feel is the BEST in his business and start LICKING his ARSE saying that the thing comes out of it is the HONEY that you get for licking and you will be soon on the top for a GREAT fall awaiting you. Some VOICE just do that and VOICE it loudly for the others to believe that . Some are born with that ARDENT quality.
You could be
a MEGA STAR for nothing .
The
Statistics-:
Pataudi
played 46 Tests and won 12 ( 26.08%) , Wadekar played in 37 and won 9(24.32%) ,
Vishvanath played in 91 and won 22( 24.17%) , Prasanna played in 49 and won 15
( 30.06) and Karsan Ghavri played in 39 to win 13 ( 33.33%) .
Compare it
with the “ VOICE-OF-CRICKET’S ”
LORE and the FOLKLORE that he rants all
the time about the GOLDEN-GENERATION of the 1990’s to the time these had
retired from the Test matches and FIND OUT the REALITY.
IT WOULD BITE .
None Of THESE Would Be Able To Match Ghavri’s
Winning Percentage Record that he produced for himself to give it to India ( 33.33%) That is the REALITY
Coming back to the MAIN issue of SERVANTS and ORNAMENTS the servants are PAID their salary and at some point o a time, they are asked to LEAVE, by their Master, the ORNAMENT have their value going UP and UP and are not dispensed with .
SO " INTRIGUING " that a nation like India awards a BHARAT RATNA to a SERVANT if one has to follow the theory of VOICE OF CRICKET That is a reality .
There is another song which Asha tai, had sung it for a film named " KHUSHBOO" .The song is-:
" BECHARA DIL KYA KAREY, SAWAN JALE BHADON JALE
DOH PAK KI YEH RAHA BHI NAHIN, DO PAL KI YEH RAHA BHI NAHIN
EL PAL RUKAY, EK PAL CHALAY " .......
RUKTAY-CHALTAY, ie by HALT and WALK , from 1922 till 2020 till this moment, the " KHUSHBOO " or the SCENT, what we got it from these NARRATORS are " CRAPS " ...... and that is the REALITY ......
REALITY BITES
Regards And
Thanks
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Shyamal
Bhattacharjee
Mr Shyamal Bhattacharjee, the author was born at West Chirimiri Colliery at District Surguja, Chattisgarh on July 6th 1959 He received his early education at Carmel Convent School Bishrampur and later at Christ Church Boys' Higher Secondary School at Jabalpur. He later joined Hislop College at Nagpur and completed his graduation in Science and he also added a degree
in B A thereafter. He joined the HITAVADA, a leading dailies of Central India at Nagpur as a Sub-Editor ( Sports ) but gave up to complete
his MBA in 1984 He thereafter added a Diploma In Export Management. He has authored THREE books namely Notable Quotes and Noble Thought published by Pustak Mahal in 2001 Indian Cricket : Faces That Changed It published by Manas Publications in 2009 and Essential Of Office Management
published by NBCA, Kolkatta in 2012. He has a experience of about 35 years in Marketing
Signature Of Shyamal Bhattacharjee
Good analysis of the present scenario, expressed in fewest words. Replied in the best of a gentleman. 👌
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