The "VOICE " of Cricket :: Were The Hands And The Voice Picked Up By The " LORD " ,The " BHAGWAN " As We Call It.





Pic :: The Voice Of "ETERNITY " 

When I Heard all those on the U-Tube from that “ VOICE-OF-CRICKET ”

 Generally I do not like to hear to the U-Tube and the one’s who are engaged in all BLASPHEMY on the U-Tube. However the SONGS of those GREAT singers like Kishoreda, Rafi Sahab, laytadi and Asha tai are something I put it in other category and in other league. GOLDEN things or the materials are something different but GOLDEN VOICE are unique ,  exceptional .  and very different. The VOICE of these ETERNITY that produced miracles after miracles and magic after magics infact to me are the “ VOICE-OF-ETERNITY ” and I do not miss any opportunities’ listening to them ie opportunity to listen to them .

Yesterday by default and by mistake my fingers pressed on something which I did not want to and it opened for me THREE U-Tubes that was there thrown up by that VOICE-OF-CRICKET as they say and I started listening to his VOICE knowing absolutely that “ BAKWAASBAZI ” which means all NONSENSE   as we say it in Hindi would be the SLUR that would come out from his mouth. I was not surprised when it came out of the same.

I started hearing to his SLURS knowing it that it would REQUIRE for me some GANGA-JAL to wipe those from my face or the body where his slurs would touch me. I would like to put some of his PARAPHERNALIAS which I have been hearing since 1992 when he came to the Indian TV sports and that it continues even today . Some of his words that I haerd  and that I  discuss are as under and I make some dissectation of the same.

A ) > He was giving gyan ie , imparting KNOWLEDGE  about RURAL MARKETING

For Siv and SIX  years I was into RURAL MARKETING and PROCUREMENT . I was in a market at Jagdalpur, then at Kolkatta and for a little period of time at Ranchi engaged for this .  The practical experience of RURAL MARKETING what I heard from his mouth were I think were what he maybe was made to learn at the IIM or maybe he looked ito some Google article to speak on it.

Well the MAIN function on which the RURAL MARKETING hinges are the FOUR “A’S”  .

What could be those four A’S of rural marketing. Well these are as follow-:

The 4A's are Affordability, Availability,Awareness, and Acceptability

 

One who had LEARNED the MARKETING and it’s MANAGEMENT course and it’s syllabus very MINUTELY in or while syudying the MBA course would have very MINUTELY studied and learened about the FOUR- M’s of marketing.  That is the LIFE-BLOOD of marketing as the marketing completely hinges on those FOUR-M’s .  However since 1992 the rural marketing came up and has taken over the marketing and it’s act like the STORM and the FOUR-A’S of the same have started playing it’s role in a phenomenon manner .

SAD- I DID NOT HEAR IT FROM THAT “ VOICE ” speaking anything in a LINE on it and about it.

B ) >  We Are Narrators Of The Game

Moving forward he started saying – WE ARE THE NARRATORS OF THE GAME

Narrators actually in terms of the NOUN means a person who delivers a commentary accompanying a film, broadcast, piece of music, etc

Is he or has been there any in the world of TV especially the SPORTS COMMENTARY who have been the narrator since 1992 . In terms of narrating what we could hear was phrases like –:

1 ) > It was like a TRACER BULLET which rocketed to the fence.

2).> Roasting HOT like the MAIZE on the ROASTER POT to jump and fall on it

3).> The ENTIRE nation is PRAYING …….

 There are many and many like these and this but it is just to pick up some as an example . Well if these are the NARRATORS of the game as he says it, then what and Why are those whose example I have laid it over here.

 “ ACTUALLY IF YOU HAVE TO REDEFINE THE ART OF ADJECTIVES TO CONVERT INTO ADVERS THEN YOU SHOULD BE LISTENNING TO THESE NARRATORS “.

You won’t have to go all around to find a dictionary to make you understand anything and everything about narration and the commentaries in terms of anything as such as they have to clarify in the U-Tube .

It is as though at times when REQUIRED we will call us an COMMENTATORS and when it suits us we will call us as a NARRATOR .

Pic:: The award for  " NARRATOR'S -  NARRATION "  :: REAL & PRACTICAL 

One classic example of NARRATION is as Latadi had sung-:

“ NANHI PARI SONAY CHALI, HAWA DHEERAY AANA ”  .

 This is a PIECE of MUSIC I’m adding to these narrators who DO NOT add any music to their narration but make us DROWSY while narrating their HORSES-MOUTH.

Moving forward to his NARRATION he went on to ADD that - :

“ SACHIN TENDULKAR WAS A MASTER OF THE GAME WHO SERVED THE GAME AS A SERVANT ”

Well I’m NOT here to  ascribe , describe, subscribe or prescribe anything as such as to what is NOUN and ADJECTIVES and how the CONJUNCTION and the INTERJUNCTION plays a role in adding two different sentence using these or one of these to make a SIMPLE having one VERB in the entire sentence  or a COMPLEX SENTENCE  having more than ONE verb in the entire sentence.

However I would like to put the matter straight-:

“ ORNAMENT AND SERVANTS ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS WHICH OUGHT TO BE PLACED AND KEPT IN THE DIFFERENT PLACE ” .

For all these years what we had heard from these HORSES-MOUTH was that Sachin Tendulkar was an ORNAMENT and now all of a sudden we hear that he was a SERVANT.

Ornaments ought to be kept in the place under a SAFE-VAULT to completely protect it, and the SERVANTS are asked to come and go according to the WHIMS and the FANCIES of their master .

“ HIS-MASTER VOICE ”  and it’s days are gone. We would hear a lot of songs coming out of it. Now we have these MASTER and the SERVANTS who are , what do I call them,                                     “ MERCENARIES ” to the HILT and nothing or  anything except that to spray us the feels of the servants and the master’s .

Do not know from where then came the concept of Physics in his talks on the U-Tube that he related to the game of cricket . Physics connects the studies, of the,  FLOW of ATOMS in terms of electricity either the ELECTRO-STATIC or the MECHANICAL that gets converted into ELECTRICAL and it also teaches about the structures of ATOMS that are decomposed during the physical process to convert that into HEAT or the sound .

Maybe he was trying to state the condition of FUNKS in terms of the cricketers that we see now in terms of any of the properties that I have mentioned it over here in terms of the Atoms, electro-static or mechanical energy that relates itself to electricity, or anything as such. Well, I could not understand it’s and those  logic.

Again there were some things he wanted to talk and he was talking about MANNERISM that one ought to possess while presenting his BODY-LANGUAGE and maybe those things while talking or while being at an organization during the TALKATIVE SESSION….. maybe something like that…..

Has he ever worked in an organization especially in a I-T firm for about 8 hours to say the least gluing his eye to a computer. HAS HE..??..??..!!

For had he HE WOULD NOT HAVE SPOKEN A SINGLE WORD ABOUT POSTURES AND POSSESION THAT ONE OUGHT TO CARRY WHILE PRESENTING ONESELF WHILE TALKING OR WALKING…..

Module Of Success-::

There are TWO module of SUCCESS and I straight away pick the EASIER one of it. If you have to succeed and if you think that YOU do not have that POTENTIAL or the CALIBRE to compete against the BEST then-:

Choose ONE and GLUE to him praising him for all that HE IS NOT and OVERPRAISING him for what he is, completely pushing him to the DEATH-KNELL while praising him and making the other’s a FOOL of your act to believe them or make them to believe that there cannot be anybody better then you for what you are doing .

In other words the EASIEST way of SUCCESS is PICK one who you feel is the BEST in his business and start LICKING his ARSE saying that the thing comes out of it is the HONEY that you get for licking and you will be soon on the top for a GREAT fall awaiting you. Some VOICE just do that and VOICE it loudly for the others to believe that . Some are born with that ARDENT quality. 

You could be a MEGA STAR for nothing .

The Statistics-:

Pataudi played 46 Tests and won 12 ( 26.08%) , Wadekar played in 37 and won 9(24.32%) , Vishvanath played in 91 and won 22( 24.17%) , Prasanna played in 49 and won 15 ( 30.06) and Karsan Ghavri played in 39 to win 13 ( 33.33%) .

 I SINCERELY request ONE-AND-SUNDRY to put the figures of Sachin Tendulkar, Sourav Ganguly, V V S laxman and Rahul Dravid in terms of matches played and Test matches won . PLEASE- I REQUEST

Compare it with the “ VOICE-OF-CRICKET’S ”  LORE and the FOLKLORE that he rants all the time about the GOLDEN-GENERATION of the 1990’s to the time these had retired from the Test matches and FIND OUT the REALITY.

IT WOULD BITE .

None Of THESE Would Be Able To Match Ghavri’s Winning Percentage Record  that he produced for himself to give it to India ( 33.33%) That is the REALITY

Coming back to the MAIN issue of SERVANTS and ORNAMENTS the servants are PAID their salary and at some point o a time, they are asked to LEAVE, by their Master, the ORNAMENT have their value going UP and UP and are not dispensed with .

 SO " INTRIGUING " that a nation like India awards a BHARAT RATNA to a SERVANT if one has to follow the theory of VOICE OF CRICKET  That is a reality . 

There is another song which Asha tai,  had sung it for a film named " KHUSHBOO" .The song is-:

 " BECHARA DIL KYA KAREY, SAWAN JALE BHADON JALE

DOH PAK KI YEH RAHA BHI NAHIN, DO PAL KI YEH RAHA BHI NAHIN

EL PAL RUKAY, EK PAL CHALAY " .......

RUKTAY-CHALTAY, ie by HALT and WALK ,  from 1922 till 2020 till this moment, the     " KHUSHBOO "  or the SCENT,  what we got it from these NARRATORS are " CRAPS " ...... and that is the REALITY ......

REALITY BITES

Regards And Thanks

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Shyamal Bhattacharjee

Mr Shyamal Bhattacharjee, the author was born at West Chirimiri Colliery at District Surguja, Chattisgarh on July 6th 1959 He received his early education at Carmel Convent School Bishrampur and later at Christ Church Boys' Higher Secondary School at Jabalpur. He later joined Hislop College at Nagpur and completed his graduation in Science and he also added a degree in    B A thereafter. He joined the HITAVADA, a leading dailies of Central India at Nagpur as a      Sub-Editor ( Sports ) but gave up to complete his MBA in 1984 He thereafter added a Diploma In Export Management. He has authored THREE books namely Notable Quotes and Noble Thought published by Pustak Mahal in 2001 Indian Cricket : Faces That Changed It  published by Manas Publications in 2009 and Essential Of Office Management published by NBCA, Kolkatta  in 2012. He has a experience of about 35 years in Marketing




Signature Of Shyamal Bhattacharjee

 


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  1. Good analysis of the present scenario, expressed in fewest words. Replied in the best of a gentleman. 👌

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