That FIFTEEN minutes and the THROW measuring 100 Kilometres :: The " FIFTEEN " Minutes Of " FUTURISTIC " Magical India.

That FIFTEEN minutes and the THROW measuring 100 Kilometres

I   wish to write a POEM, two lines about it before I cover up this entitre article-:

“ Jaadu Hua Toh Kya Hua , Jaise Jadui Ped Khajoor

Panthi Koh “ CHAAYA ” Nahin , Aur Fal Lagay Ati “ DOOOR ” …………

This is the country which is a land of MAGIC and this is a country which features all UNIQUENESS .India as it is and India that way has many ASTONISHING facts and those kind of things to offer which could not be imagined if one wishes to. How can you imagine this country when there was a stage that when a snake bit a man, or a living being the other attempt then that was done to restore the life into that being to save him from the death was to make him swallow the poison of scorpion to neutralize the poison of the snake and that was the primitive age and the story of India.

 Magicians in plenty have taken birth in this country. We had the Senior P.C.Sorkar, followed by the Junior P.C.Sorkar. We had the likes of Mr Kela as the magician, Mr Gogia Pasha as the one from the Muslim community, Mr K.Lal. These were the HOUSEHOLD names when we had them and yes they became WORLD-FAMOUS with their skills and the exhibits that they offered. Their magis was a MUSIC which connected the REALISM with the HYPNOTISM as if the words that mingles with the music to form a song out of them. Many songs have been described and subscribed to thee musicians.

ERA AND THE DAWN OF A NEW MAGICIAN

There was a gentle soul by the name of Madam Annie Besant. She once suggested to Mr Allen hume to form a party a national party and that British soul formed a PARTY which and whose SECOND name is MAGIC. The full form of that party which is a NATIONAL party is “ (M)UMMY – (A)ND – (G)ANDHI – (I)N- (C)OGNISANCE .

Ever since this MAGIC party was formed everything in India is MAGIC . Why not  , as I would say , the country is run  by RAM-BHAROSE ie the GRACE OF GOD,  obviously would have to have to MAGIC WAND working for them and everything that they ie that MAGIC party did was a JAADU-TONA ie MAGIC ,  which is ONE DEGREE above the MAGIC though the results of these MAGICS are, and has been  REFLEXIVE .

MAGICAL MATHS::

How would you reach to SQUARE KILOMETERS , may I ask you. It is simple KMS X KMS = SQ KMS . So simple.

Why  do you think I have to write all these and think to write about the same . The reason is ONE SHOULD KNOW THE ART OF COVERING THE DISTANCE IF POSSIBLE BY MAGIC.

There was a class going and the subject was MATHS. The teacher had put a question-:

The spped of the moving particle is 30Kms/hour and the distance to be covered is 1200 Square Kilometrs. With that speed what would be the time required to cover that distance if you ought to cover that distance.

The answer is simple > it would require 1200 SQ Kms / 30Kms/hour = 40 hours.

It requires atleast 40 hours to cover that distance of 12 Square Kilometres if one has to move in a Jeep or a vehicle to cover that distance. That is SIMPLE Maths.

However we have a MAGIC party which is LED by a SUPER MAGICIAN who can cover that distance or take time to THROW an Chinese Army within 15 MINUTES from a area of 1200 Square Kilometers. IS THAT NOT A MAGIC

SOME MAGICIANS FROM THAT MAGICAL PARTY ::

A ). The FIRST of all was a MAGICIAN who loved ROSES'. RING-A-RING-A-ROSES …… It went to the extent of ALL FELL DOWN. That fell in 1962 when about 42,000 square kilometres of the land was snatched away by China . It was all HAISH – YA- ….. it seems..... and EVERYTHING fell down.... 

B ). THE IRON HANDED LADY :: MAA DURGA AS THEY CALL HER … That lady MAGICIAN was the SECOND to lead that MAGICIAN party. In 1975 China after when Sikkim was annexed to India, SCRATCHED that Lady Magician who was the MAI TOH DESH KI MAA HOON, as she would say all the time. That DESH-KI-MAA-MAGICIAN received many , many and many SCRATCHES from the DRAGON-BLOOD-SUCKING- NOODLES made in China, ie the CHINESE NOODLES. Those dragons walked away with some square kilometres of land even at the Sikkim-China border from India. But nothing was done then by the MAGICIAN MAA DURGAA of that MAGICAL party ever since then to do something to get those land back .

C ) . The third MAGICIAN from that MAGICAL party was a man who was NIETHER an ENGINEER as he left  ie , gave away studying the Engineering studies at London. Then he went to do his B.A and could not complete that also. What he did was what we call it a BEEA in Bengali which means marriage. He married an ITALIAN PASTA which is the MAGIC of all the MAGIC and ABOVE all the magic that came out of that MAGIC  family which we call it the “ MOTI – AND – GANDHI – IN- COGNISANCE .  The only MAGIC for over three years that we  then heard from him was   HUM DEKH RAHAY HAI KI , HUMAY DEKHNA HAI KI, HUM DEKHENGAEY KI,  HUM DEKHNAY WALAY HAI KI,   KI, …… lest all the country and all the Indians that they saw KI…… CHHITHRAEY CHHITHRAEY UD GAYE which means  EVEN THE MINCE OF THE BODY WERE FLOWN OFF after that HUM DEKHENGAEY Ki was blown by a Sri-Lankan Tamilian here at Sriperambudur in 1991.

These were the THREE chief MAGICIAN of that MAGIC party which only believes in creating and performing magic.

HOW MUCH TIME WOULD IT TAKE TO COVER UP 42,000 SQUARE KILOMETRES

Driving at the BEST of the speed at the area which has gone to China in 1962, the speed being 30Kms per hour, the entire duration to cover that area would be 42,000 SQ KMS / 30 Kms per hour = 1400 hours .This 1400 ought to be divided by 24 , ie 1400/24 = 58 .33 ie 58 days and 8 hours.

 I take the speed at 30kms/hrs because the speed at that area cannot be much that 30Kilometres/hour because of the region, terrain and the area. It cannot be much or more that the speed limit prescribed .  However…… OK...

By the way what is 1200 Square Kilometres of 42,000 Square Kilometres.......

It is 1200Sq Kms/ 42, 000 Sq Kms x100 = 2.85% .What is 2.85% of 40 hours that is required to cover the 1200SQ Kms--- it is 2.85/100x40 hours = 1.14 ie ONE DAY AND QUARTER OF AN  HOUR  and about 15 minutes .Well that is the least and the minimum time by any means and by any standard to cover the barest minimum distance in that area if we go by any standard of the MEANS OFF AND  to OR BY THE PRINCIPLES OF  MATHS to cover a distance of 1200 SQ Kms,  which is PRACTICALLY NOT POSSIBLE to cover a distance of 1200Sq Kms, NOT AT ALL , but that GREAT MAGICIAN of that GREAT MAGICAL party will do it in 15 minutes to throw the Chinese back by 100 kilometres if his party is voted to the power. tHAT IS WHAY HE SAYS..... 

CAN YOU EVER BELIEVE IT . That is the MIRACLE he can perform. 

 THERE IS A MAGICIAN HERE AT INDIA WHO SAYS THAT IF HIS MAGIC PARTY IS IN POWER HE CAN DRIVE THE CHINESE OUT FROM THAT AREA IN “  FIFTEEN “  MINUTES

Now is that NOT a MAGIC

We have here in India who are BLESSED with the capacity to cover a DISTANCE of 1200 Square Kilometres in 15 minutes  to THROW the CHINESE out of that area,and maybe 42,000 square kilometres in ………….

WELL THAT COULD BE A WILD GUESS

VARIANCES:: REAL, ACTUAL AND PRACTICAL

Well befor I move on further COULD I ask the PERMISSION from ONE-AND-SUNDRIES to permit me to cover something in practical which are REAL and ACTUAL. I hope the WORLD OVER the people who would read this article have PERMITTED me. I wrte taking  their permission::

1 ) > Cooking Rice ::

This is a REAL practice which I do and I have done it many many and many a times. I cook rice for my family for consuming it and I have done it many a times. With my experience  IT TAKES EXACTLY TWENTY MINUTES TO COMPLETELY COOK THE RICE on a gas stove./ gas burner.

2 ) > Making The Recipe of Shimlai Mirchi

 From the point of putting the cut CAPSICUM ie the Shimlai Mirchi on the frying pan to completely cook the same, and taking iy out from the frying pan it requires about twenty minutes . I have practically done it in my kitchen.

3 ) > Preparing a Cup-Of-Tea

From the point of putting the water added with the milk and then spraying the TEA-LEAVES over it allowing the mixture to BOIL and theresafter adding some SUGAR to it before taking out the tea for sipping it requires a EXACT TEN MINUTES for preparing ONE cup of TEA.  If the number of the cups are MORE the time consumed in PREPARING it is MORE .

4 ) > Body Bath

From putting water to all the part of the body to wet it, and then  applying SOAP, rubbing the parts of the body to get rid of all the DIRTS accumulated on the body and rewater to cleanse ourself before cleansing the body with a DRY-CLEAN –TOWEL requires about 20 minutes and the hair drying thereafter if one does that requires about FIVE minutes. That is the ENTIRE ACT

5 ) > HONEY-MOON ACT  ( WITH YOUR KIND PERMISSION )

If some MOON wishes  to ACT  with his HONEY ofcourse at the appropriate place, in a PEFECT manner, it requires about 30 MINUTES to warm up his HONEY with another FIVE MINUTUES to ACTIVATE his SPERMS so that it flows to the OVARY of his HONEY .It takes at least FIVE minutes for the SPERM to  flow into the OVARY of the HONEY so that the entire MATING is complete. Thereafter it takes 281 days for the SOUL to come out to see the LIGHT of the  days. In other words a SOUL also requires about 40 minutes  at the MINIMUM in a NORMAL manner, in toto at the less or maybe, at the BEST to get it's biological ingredients for a MANUAL moulding,  in the womb or the MOTHERS' TOMMA, as we say, and after it 281 days, to  see the LIGHT of the day.

MAYBE SOME MAGICS COULD DO THIS IN FIFTEEN MINUTES.

6 ) . > Some Real Magic in 15 minutes 

Since 2014 we always see some FIFTEEN minutes magic. No sooner that the elections are held at India,  and then when the dates of the results are announced we see on the TV screen the MAGIC within a span of 15 minutes .What we see is something very unbelievable.

We see within the FIRST FIFTENN minutes the TV flashing the SCORE of that MAGIC party and it is then very CLEAR that the people of India have within 15 minutes that they make us to feel that the MAGIC party is winding up for.........

44 and 52 in the National Elections, and for a paltry score of 3 at Bengal, 4 at Bihar ( at times ZERO ) , 3 at Maharsahtra, and so on and so forth...... all this in the state election IE THE vidhan sabha election , . This is something MAGICAL that the MAGIC party achieves. It just takes 15 minutes for everybody to understand that the MAGIC party fails and had once again failed to create any MAGIC . That is the MAGIC that has been happening that we see of that MAGIC party.

Guess- If these are the kind of the FUTURE PRIME MINISTER that the MAGIC party ought’s to OFFER - ;;;

MAGIC ON IT'S WAY 

IT IS GOING TO BE MAGIC, MAGIC AND MAGIC THAT WOULD BE PERFORMED AT INDIA

MAGIC INDIA ………. That is what is the FUTURE of India …….. For every act would be COMPLETED in FIFTEEN minutes , then ....... 

THE “ FIFTEEN ”  MINUTES OF MAGICAL INDIA is the FUTURE of India.

Well , that is it

Regards and Thanks

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Shyamal Bhattacharjee 

Mr Shyamal Bhattacharjee, the author was born at West Chirimiri Colliery at District Surguja, Chattisgarh on July 6th 1959 He received his early education at Carmel Convent School Bishrampur and later at Christ Church Boys' Higher Secondary School at Jabalpur. He later joined Hislop College at Nagpur and completed his graduation in Science and he also added a degree in    B A thereafter. He joined the HITAVADA, a leading dailies of Central India at Nagpur as a      Sub-Editor ( Sports ) but gave up to complete his MBA in 1984 He thereafter added a Diploma In Export Management. He has authored THREE books namely Notable Quotes and Noble Thought published by Pustak Mahal in 2001 Indian Cricket : Faces That Changed It  published by Manas Publications in 2009 and Essential Of Office Management published by NBCA, Kolkatta  in 2012. He has a experience of about 35 years in Marketing

 

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