Standard Of Indian Cricket Pitch : The FAILED " SCIENCE " of " Cohesive Soil " and " Cohesionless " soil ? , Naina Barsay Rimjhim Rimjhim....!!!!!..!!..




Pic - :: A " DETERIORATING " Indian Pitch , and these are the kind on which Test matches are played

There is NOTHING wrong and everything is RIGHT when some of the commentators are flaying the standard of the pitch that are being prepared here at India to play the TEST cricket matches here at India.

This phenomena of CRYING LOUD  by the INDIANS whenever a pitch is prepared which is NOT to their likings and whenever the pitches that are prepared suits the visitors,  are being prepared either purposely or accidentally, the Indians and the HOME-TEAM start raising the HOWLS which would KILL and BEAT all the howls that are raised by either the FOX or the WOLF at the JUNGLES when they are left with no food , ie , the prey for their TOMMA to be at the right places.

 So much of loose talks and so much of over-hype talks are made by the Indian cricketers who play in the Test matches now-a-days about the pitches being made and that are used to be played for the Test match. Yesterday there was ONE by Akshar Patel also.  DOES HE KNOWS WHAT SOIL-ENGINEERING IS ALL ABOUT and WHY THE PITCHES AT ABROAD CANNOT BE TURNED AND MADE THE WAY THE INDIAN PREPARE THE PITCH.

It is very easy at India to VARIATE the pitches because of the weather that exists at India where the weather has a change from summer to rainfall, to winter and back to summer.The SOIL ENGINEERING that prevails here at India makes it very EASY for the EARTH and the SOIL to turn it's character if an external mechanism ois allpied on the same, but at the foreign countries the weather which runs into (-)30 to (-) 60degree does not allows the same to happen as the earth does not gets the required amount of sunrays and that too at a temperature of (-) 50 degree which prevails here at India at places like Nagpur, Chandrapur, Jabalpur to name a few, which helps it to happen to turn the characteristics of the Indian pitches here at home. 

It is NOT possible at foreign country to make the pitches as that are prepared here at India where the SOIL ENGINEERING can be TAMPETERED with to put the visiting team in a spot or FIX them to all illegalities that is AGAINST the NOMENCLATURE of the game. 

Here I shall explain to THEM who understand the ESSENCE of the SOIL ENGINEERING and those who have studies SCIENCE atleast upto the B.Sc standard will understand- AND  NOT THE 10TH PASS AND THE 12TH FAIL- THE “ MAHARAJA ” OF THIS ERA’S OF MILKING  MONEY .

I shall start first with the pitches that are now made in India. Why is that these kind of so called the THIRD CLASS and even worst then the third class pitches are made in India. It is  because of the I.P.L. that has come into the game.

The I.P.L. ever since it has come into the game it has overturtled the entire Indian cricket because it attracts CHEAP and STINKING MONEY for the one’s who are involved in with this game. The I.P.L infact has brought in all DEVIL mind in the game of cricket and the MIND of the DEVIL can only THINK of – HOW TO SUCK THE “ BLOOD” EVEN IF IT IS A SKELETON and the Indian cricket too has penetrated into these kind of ruckless and idealess thinking and the game in India in terms of the standard that is required to be maintained in the game has gone to the drains and maybe to the dogs.

I shall first lay down some incidents of the Indian cricket when it CRIED foul when the pitches were made which did not suit them. I might NOT be taken in a very GOOD term in the mind by the one’s who actually from the “ LICKING-THE-BOOT-OF-B.C.C.I ” come from and belong to them or by these so called BAKWAAS MODERN CRICKETERS who would read it but REALITY , even though it BITES , I would like to state some actuals that related to the Indian pitches and it’s history and then I would finish it off with the SCIENCE OF SOIL ENGINEERING for these Akshar Patel and Shane Warne to read it and understand before they SPEAK too much on cricket.

Playing some 100 matches and capturing 700 wickets DOES NOT MAKE ANYTHING GREAT. There was a GREAT Indian cricketer , Mr RAJINDER GOEL who is no more who is the FIRST BOWLER on the EARTH to capture over 600 wickets in the FIRST CLASS game in cricket without playing any Test match for India and THAT REALLY DEFINES THE  " DEPTH " OF INDIAN CRICKET  WITH RESPECT TO IT'S CLASS, QUALITY AND STANDARD THAT INDIAN CRICKET ONCE POSSESSED.WE DO NOT NEED A SHANE WARNE OR A BRIAN LARA TO TEACH US ON THE SUBJECT OF INDIAN CRICKET-PLEASE, AND  SHANE WARNE is NO PATCH ON HIM  ie on Rajinder Goel.If Shane Warne had been born at India, he would not have represented India at all in cricket.That was the OCEAN of spinners that India had in cricket . . Leave apart comparing him to Subash Gupte and B.S.Chandrashekar , I do not want to compare him with those TWO “ GOD” of Leg Spin bowling and Googly bowling. Warne will have to fly back to Australia if he watches B.S.Chandrashekar or Subash Gupte in action on the U-Tube or anything else. These MODERN  whom these talks on many a things, the  “ CHIRPERS ” are the SHIT that the T V Channels have produced over these years, THANKS “ ESPN” to start with and now the HD1, HD2 , HD3…..

Some of the History of PITCHES prepared SO UGLY that it FIXED India

The FIRST occasion that a UNDERPREPARED pitch that was prepared in the annals of the Indian Test history was way back in 1969-70 when that series was played against Australia. Pataudi had a “ LUCK” that he always carried. He is the FIRST Indian Captain in the annals of Indian cricket to have won the TOSS on all the Test played at India in TWO different series. The FIRST was in 1964 when he won all the TOSS against England. The second was in 1964 again when he won the toss against the visiting Australian team where the series ended in a 1-1 draw. The 1964 series against England too had ended in a 0-0  draw. The third occasion was in 1966-67 when he won all the toss against the Gary Sobers led team against the West-Indies where India were beaten by 2-0 in that series.

Against the visiting Australian in 1969-70 Pataudi won all the toss uptil the Calcutta Test but there at Calcutta, he chose to field first and that  went against him in all the way. India lost that Test there to trail by 1-2 before the last Madras Test then.

For the Madras Test the one’s who were responsible for preparing that pitch made a DIRTY pitch which would crumble slowly from the tea break and would  be in a state that the ball would not even rise to a height of even one millimeter at times if the ball pitched on those loofy places where it would pose all the problems for the batsman to see the ball correctly and play their stroke properly.

Another reason for preparing that a kind of a wicket for the Madras Test then was the fact the local HERO Srinivasan Venkatraghvan was playing  in the Test.  A turning track and a few wickets probably more than Prasanna would block the way of Chandrashekar coming to cement his side in the Indian team for the Test and Venkat being the local hero, if he helped India to win the Test, then it would have branded the TNCA , that was the thought.

Looking into the MAGIC that Pataudi had with the TOSS and thinking that a man who won all the toss so far in the series, he would again win the toss at the Chepauk, the curators prepared an ugly crying wicket which was not fit enough to play the Test match at all. Everybody thought that if Pataudi wins the toss which everyone felt he would, and bats first India will somehow pile up about 250 runs and then from there it will twill and tweak the Australians well below the score of 175 runs in each of the innings to win the match.

That is what happened when Australia could score a below 175, a 163 to be precise in the second innings but India in her both the innings could not score over 170 in either attempt. Australia for having scored a 279 runs in the first innings with Douglas Walters scoring a 104 in the first wrapped India to win the series by 3-1. That was the first occasion that the under prepared wicket was prepared at India for  a Test match , and INDIA were FIXED and and TRAPPED in the match due to their own folly. One ought to THANK the THINKING BRAIN for the same. 

It happened. It was there for everybody topo to see  , and to  see. Indians who prepared that pitches were left CRYING for the pitch that was prepared for the Test.  Indians had thought that the Aussies would be trapped in that pitch and that India would come out flying with the series tied at 2-2 . But unfortunately it was the Aussies who were LAUGHING and the Indians were crying and weeping after that series was over. This was the start. Madras ever since then has been the GREATEST EVIL of Indian cricket and it was none other than Gundappa Vishvanath whose unbeaten 97 at Madras against the West-Indies saw India winning and whose 124 against the West-Indies in 1978 saw India beating the Kallicharran led side by three wickets lest Indians would have lost the series to West-Indies by 4-1 in 1974-75 and by 0-1 in 1978 against the West Indies. 

Madras , now Chennai ever since then and that always went in for trying out something new. They had wish to do something and it turned out some other thing. If that was the start where Indians were left to the fire that parched them and lurched them in  1969-70 against the Aussies, it was again a STRAIT full of DIRE in 1974-75 against the West-Indies. Trailing by 1-2 after the first three Tests were played the fourth one was to be played at Madrad . Again in an attempt to make a DEADLY TURNING wicket, the soil of the entire pitch was removed and the entire pitch was relayed with a lot of water being put on it. Unfortunately Madras in that year saw the rainfall to hit them till December 20th,  then uptil the mid December and with the Sun not doing it’s worth proper. The result was the underneath of the soil was moist and it was much more than the water that was required to be on the pitch. The grass on the surface kept and maintained the moisture of the pitch at a place where the pitch was full of the life and the juice for the bowlers to carry on. Andy Robers on that pitch showed WHAT INFACT ARE THE BULLETS THAT COMES OUT OF THE AK-47 WHICH WAS THEN THE NEW WEAPON MADE BY ANTHONY KALASHNIKOV , WHO INVENTED THE AK-47 AND WHO WAS A VERY SENIOR RANKED OFFICER OF THE U.S.S.R ARMY.

Hadn’t it been Gundappa Vishvanath who scored a unbeaten 97 to take India to 190 all out after being down at 76/6, and that batting which is TERMED as the BEST ever batting display by any Indian in  a Test match for a particular innings, and the Off-spin wizardy of Erapalli Prasanna who took 5 for 70 and 4 for 42 in each innings of that Test India would have there itself lost the series. It was Vishvanath’s that innings which is considered to be the 38th BEST innings played in all in the annals of the Test cricket, and the SECOND-BEST knock amongst ALL THE KNOCK that has been played in the Test cricket and the BEST ever knock by any Indian at India, and Vishvanath who  scored and played that kind of an unbelievable innings, OH !! , that  innings that saved India, India were left to the gallows to fend for themselves.

The preparation was or might have been good or bad is not the moot point. The point is  INDIAN CRICKET ALWAYS PREPARES A PITCH WITHOUT THE TECHNICAL KNOW HOW AND THIS NOW HAS TURNED INTO A BUSINESS OF THE CHEATS MAKING THE GAME A CHEAT.

Again in 1978 when Alvin Kallicharran came here with his West-Indies team, it had NO great bowlers to conjure with and name them. Again the pitch at Madras that they prepared that, it somehow went WRONG into the calculation and what we saw was the EVER-FASTEST of the VENOMOUS bowling by the West-Indies fast bowlers or the speedsters who were nothing and no patch on the GREAT names like Charlie Griffith , Wes Hall, Andy Roberts, Mike Holding, Colin Croft, Joel Garner, Malcolm Marshall, to name some of them. They bowled as if the BOMBS were coming out of the PATTON TANK to RAZE the LIFE of the one's who were facing them , and had NOT Vishvanath played that  REFLEXING - WRIST-SHOTS to curve the MENANCE of the RAZZMATAZZ of the quicks of the Windies we would have had it then. That 124 by Vishvanath is equal to 12400 runs in terms of the value it gave to India. 

In that Test match at Madras the SLOWEST ball that was bowled by the West-Indian was actually at 160Kmsd/hour.The pitch was a MINEFIELD of the DEATH with the   FASTEST ever deliveries that had been bowled in the Test matches and it's history of India  till then. Such was the pitch that after the ball landed on the pitch, it reared up and SHELLED into the batsman giving them atleast a HALF-A-SECOND of time to find that they were less prepared and with the time less by half a second,  to play their strokes and the Indians were all at sea to play them and to platy those deliveries to play it correctly .The West-Indins had brought t second string team with second rated pacers, but the behaviour of the pitch was such that they bowled the FASTEST ever balls that was never bowled by aybody till then, in the Test matches and in India.  .

Had not the REFLEXES of Gundappa Vishvanath on that day did the MAGIC and take them by the HORNS if they were the BULLS, India would have lost that series beside the Test. That was the second INSTANCE.

KAPIL DEV " HOWLING " FOR A MATCH AT SRINAGAR

I have the paper cutting- BUT I BDO NOT WANT TO PUT HERE AS A PROOF ONLY BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT TO  BELITTLE  KAPIL DEV AS A HUMAN BEING AND AS A CRICKETER. That is my RESPECT for HIM. I can  put that paper cutting/paper clipping as a proof but I’m not doing it so. That will HIT him hard and make him uneasy.He has come out of a HEART  problem and I do not want to HURT him.  MY HEART IS BEATING, KEEPS ON REPEATING FROM THE FILM ............. " JULIE "  should JULE Kapil Dev and that is I want, hence I'm NOT putting that clipping in over here.

Here is a picture of Sunil Gavaskar batting LEFT-HANDED to score an unbeaten 14 to save Bombay from an innings defeat against Karnataka in a Ranji semi's match in 1982 at the Chinnaswamy Stadium.



Pic :: Sunil Gavaskar batting Left Handed in a Ranji match against Karnataka, Kirmani watches 

If I can maintain this photograph of Sunil Gavaskar, some 39 YEARS OLD PICTURE,  batting Left handed in a Ranji match to save Bombay from an innings defeat against Karnataka , then , BELIEVE me I have that paper clipping of Kapil Dev CRYING ALOUD for preparing that kind of a GREEN WICKET that was prepared for the match against West - Indies for  a ONE DAYER .

It is OFTEN cried that in India the pitches are NEVER prepared to encourage the FAST BOWLING. But when one got prepared accidentally, the Indian medium pacer who held the WORLD RECORD for capturing the most number of wickets in the WORLD as a pacer was CRYING and was HELL BENT as if to HANG the curator who prepared that pitch. This has been INDIAN CRICKET.

 I'M NOT PASTING THAT PAPER CLIPPING JUST TO PREVENT KAPIL FROM GETTING INTO A BAD STATE OF MIND AS HE HAS COME OUT OF THE HEART TREATMENT AND I DO NOT WANT TO CAUSE ANY BOTHERATION TO HIM BY PASTING THAT CLIP HERE . 

In the series of the One-Dayers against the West Indies when they toured here at India in 1983-84 they were to play a One dayer match against the West – Indies at Srinagar. . If it was not the 1983-84, it was the 1987-88 series then. But definitely it was against the West-Indies. That match was to be played at the Srinagar stadium. The curator there prepared a beautiful pitch which was full of GREEN and full of LIFE. The weather of the Srinagar and the atmospheric condition would make the pitches over there to be that which Kapil saw it. He being the I would TERM it as a fast bowler which he was not, as he was a FAST MEDIUM Bowler, he  infact led the pace department of India with JUSTI-PRUDENCE and his record says it all.

Looking into the state of the wicket Kapil raised a hue and cry. It was WHY WAS THIS KIND OF A PITCH AND A WICKET PREPARED AT ALL WHICH WOULD BE SO FAST. This is a TRUTH that I write. When I can put the PROOF of the Pakistan Hockey Teams’ headline that was carried in the DAWN as a proof while writing Hockey article on the Indian Hockey to compare it with Pakistan, there is NO DOUBT that I can do it for this matter also BUT I’M NOT DOING IT JUST FOR THE SAKE OF HIS VALUABLE PRESTIGE THAT HE HOLDS IN INTERNATIONAL CRICKET.

When I can maintain the OLD picture of Ajit Wadekar where he is inaugurating that VICTORY BAT in 1971, I have also held that paper clipping with me but to SALVAGE and SAVE his prestige which he has it in plenty in the WORLD of cricket, I’m NOT putting that paper clipping. It is just to show him my REGARDS and the RESPECT that I have it for him.

The mute point is THE INDIANS JUST DO NOT HAVE IT IN THEM EITHER TO FACE THE PACE, ON A FIERY PACED WICKET ,  OR TO PLAY THE GAME IN A EVENLY MATCHED SURFACE


FAILED ...The " TWEET " Of Kevin Petersen  is inscribed below 



A Comment by Kevin Petersen

Whenever when it comes to the critical and the strategical stage in the game in cricket, and whenever one feels that India needs that HANDICAP, the pitches at places are prepared in an manner where the ball does all the wrongs and now it has become that prepare the pitch in an manner that the entire SCIENCE of SOIL ENGINEERING will DIE when and if it is compared to these BULL-SHITS that are prepared to play in these kind of surface. These are absolutely AGAINST the norms of the game on which the matches of cricket and that too the Test are being played.

This again came to the fore in 1987-88 when Imran Khan had brought the Pakistani team here for a test series. At Bangalore the pitch that was prepared was made in a manner and prepared that if India won the toss and elected to bat  to bat first,  the entire advantage would be taken away by India. Exactly the opposite happened as Pakistan won the toss and elected to bat first. That nasty wicket definitely gave Maninder Singh a rich match haul but again Pakistan were having TWO of those spinners who were as good as Maninder and one of them was BETTER than Maninder- IQBAL QUASIM

Quasim with Tauseef Ahamed did waht except Maninder Singh, the others COULD NOT do .The result was THAT WAS THAT > The result was Pakistan beat India by 16 runs to win the series by 1-0 AT India .It was a BEAUTY of a BATTING by Sunil Gavaskar to score a 96 on a DIRTY- TURNING track NOT FIT FOR PLAYING CRICKET AT ALL ,  and had  not the little master showed his true element, while scoring that 96 , India would have lost that match by over 100 runs to make it even look worst for anything and for anybody to feel that like that  .The Indians were themselves HOOKED again on that occasion.

One more example that I lay is of the 1996 World Cup and the Semis that was played at Kolkatta . The opponent was Sri-Lanka.

In the group match Sri-Lanka LICKED India ;like a BABY licks the ICE-CREAM or SUCKS the MILK out of his/her MOTHER’S NIPPLE from the BOOBS to satiate it’s FIRE that rises in the stomach. India were to meet the Lankans in the semis. Looking into Aravinda De Silva and Jaisuriya and the guns that were blazing with bullets in terms of the shots that they were firing all over, the pitch was prepared in an manner that the Lankans will be bowled out within a score of 125 when they batted.

The way Azharuddin would call the toss correct and win that and if he wins he would bat first, and India would be in the Finals , the pitch was prepared in that manner. Right Azhar won the toss, but his mind was not in the game. He was lost somewhere else. He chose to field .Aravinda De Silva scored a 67, and Mahanama a 51 to put Sri-Lanka to a total of 251/7.

NEXT- WE SAW VINOD KAMBLI WEEPING .That weep FINISHED Kambli as a cricketer then and thereafter. .

 “ THE WAY THESE WICKETS ARE PREPARED- NOT VERY FAR OFF THE INDIAN CRICKET IS HEADING FOR A WEEP, AND ONCE IT DOES, IT WOULD IE THAT WEEP WOULD FINISH INDIAN CRICKET ” .

This is the BANE of Indian cricket. It is because of the I.P.L. It has been feeding with the players who are NOT fit to play the Test cricket but are playing. Those BETTER than these who play and TALK without knowing the HISTORY of Indian cricket are getting TOO – MUCH of everything that they do not deserve. The kind of money that I.P.L has brought in and the way the CAUCUS are involved and run the game, it is MONEY and only MONEY which selects the team .The LOSS that one would incur if he moves on the correct track and works properly to expedite his job, will put the other’s placed in the CAUCUS in and on the GALLOWS to be hanged for the LIFE to go out of the same. That is the reason everybody is tightlipped. That is the SINGLE reason why Indian cricket is DETERIORATING and the example of 36  all out is the FIRST reflection that has already occured in the mirror. 

THERE IS NOBODY WHO CAN PUT THE THINGS IN PROPER PLACE .  Anybody who DARES to do that will be put to the SWORDS and will be put to the place by the CRUEL hands that RULES the B.C.C.I which " PODSCORBS " the B.C.C.I 

This is the COWARDICE that the Indian cricket is all about.

“ IT IS COWARDS WHO ARE “ KILLING ” THE INDIAN CRICKET AND THE MONEY THAT ARE PRODUCED TO BE SHARED BY THE “ STINKS ”  OF THE COWARDS ” . 

The FRIGHT and the FEAR to lose his place, to lose his job and the LIFE that will be snatched away if one does not TOE to the LINES of the I.P.L that governs the Indian cricket could be guazed by the fact that when Sri-Lanka were playing India at Dharmasla with Lakmal having a DREAM SPELL of 7-7-0-0 and India reeling at 17/8 with Dhoni at the crease, there was a LOUD appeal for L.B.W against Dhoni.  EVEN A BLIND WHO WOULD HAVE BEEN SUPREVISING THE GAME WOULD HAVE  RULED DHONI OUT.



Pic :: A Drooling Emoticon Of Saliva Looping Out Of The Mouth After Seeing The BUNDLES Of Currency Notes .That Is Indian Cricket As EMOTIFIED Here In The picture 

The matter was referred to the TECHNICAL UMPIRE or the 3rd Umpire as we call it. He reviewed it as many as FOUR times before ruling the verdict against the Lankans.  THE LANKANS WERE LEFT WITH AN WIDE OPEN GAZED EYE. They were NOT believing that in front of their eye. It was a PURPOSEFUL act performed by the 3rd Umpire to rule him NOT-OUT. Had he did that  HIS EARNING, HIS JOB AND HIS CAREER AS A 3RD UMPIRE MIGHT HAVE BEEN PUT ON THE BURNING PAN OF THE B.C.C.I .This again is the UNLAWFUL TREND which has crept into the game because of the ARMSTWIST that the I.P.L can do directing the B.C.C.I to do that .This is NOT going to help the Indian cricket in a long way. Also if that decision was given to the Lankans the Indians would have been all out within 26 runes the LOWEST ever score by any team and it's record would have been created then. That would have RAISED many an EYE-BROW and Dhoni's image would not grow and wouldn't have grown at all. NEVER . The matter that way was set RIGHT by the ILLEGAL means that rules Indian cricket and THIS IS HOW THE INDIANS ARE MOVING AHEAD IN CRICKET. 

The GAME has BECOME a MERE PUPPET in the hands of the I.P.L which rules the roost and which select the BOGUS-USELESS players that play for the team. It might burn the ARSE of many and many would say me-  “ SAALA MADARCHOD, SAALLA BEHANCHOD, SAALA CHOOTIA KA AULAD BETICHOD ”  ETC to name me and adjudicate me when I write this. But this is what they say it to Mr Narendra Modi, Mr Amit Shah, Mr Kailash Vijayvarigiya, when they speak either on the field to address the voters now at Kolkatta, or anythime when they speak on the TV channel and when they , who use these vocabularies ,  CANNOT RESPECT these GREAT DIGNITARIES who are running India,  HOW DO I EXPECT THESE ONE’S TO RESPECT ME WHEN THEY READ THIS. Words like CHOOTIA, NAAPUNSAK, HIZARA to Mr Modi were the SOBRIQUETS and ORNAMENTS , both during the 2014 elections and 2019 election. When the Hon’ble Prime Minister is addressed in this manner , how do I expect the LOOSE CHARACTERED “ BASTARDS ” to respect me for the same. I CANNOT and I do not expect that to happen with me  and when it NEVER happens with the Shah’s, the Modi’s , the Vijayvargiya’s of Indian politics,  HOW CAN I EXPECT IT FROM RAVI SHASHTRI WHO USED THESE KINDS OF WORDS AGAINST Mr Sudhir Naik who was a curator and a former Test Indian cricketer, and when Mr Sudhir Naik could not escape the WRATH of Ravi Shashtri in this matter , how do I expect the Dhoni’s, the Kohli’s the. Ashwin’s, the Ravi Shahtri to let me go the scare and the blues ? . YEAH , correct- PAISA " BOLTAH "  HAI ie .....  ..MONEY TALKS and MONEY WALKS and it  MAKES TO MARE GO 

To say it better- THE NUMBER OF THE SLANGS THAT Mr MODI TOOK ON HIM BY THE PEOPLE CO-SLANGING HIS MOTHER TO MIX IT WITH HIM IN THE 2019 ELECTIONS WERE TWICE THE RUNS SCORED BY SUNIL GAVASKAR IN TEST MATCHES AND DITTO WITH Mr KAILASH VIJAYVARIGYA NOW WHEN HE IS ELECTIONEERING FOR THE B.J.P AT BENAGL. HOW MANY OF THESE KNOW THAT AMIT VIJAYVARGIYA A FORMER RANJI TROPHY PLAYER OF MADHYA PRADESH  AND A WINNER OF " VIKRAM PURASKAR ", THE HIGHEST STATE AWARD FOR SPORTSMAN OF MADHYA PRADESH, IS THE COUSIN OF Mr KAILASH VIJAYVARGIYA

I write this because cricket has been so BADLY mixed with politics, but when it comes to knowing the real relationship of cricket that it shares with politics, nobody would know it then properly.

The present Education budget of India is Rs Rs 93,220 crores but the QUALITY that comes out of it is those SLANGS the HANGING ONE'S the UNPARLIAMENTARY that one gets to hear OFTEN and many a times in a day now-a-days and the one's who are the GUIDING LIGHT of the parliaments use it often and often at public to quell the chances of the B.J.P to win the election's and Mr Modi is the BULL-EYE to receive all those SHOTS from the Billy and the Benny's of Indian politics. . 

People of this GENERATION know how to slang.  Nothing to offer  to anybody as they do not have anything in their HEAD, they have LEARNED the DIRTY act of making money and BANGING and SLANGING the one's who are REAL or might be true. In cricket the I.P.L. has brought it in a BIG manner. That is what the I.P.L. has done to Indian cricket , Nothing MORE that the I.P.L has done except making some the WORST  as the BEST in their business when it comes in to POOL the LOOT .

Barring a few who could be somewhat termed as a TRUE and REAL cricketer but NOT and NEVER could be compared to the one's like Gavaskar, or Bedi, or Vishvanath or Kapil Dev , or  Mankad Vinoo, or Hazare Vijay- NEVER at all , NEVER and  these Kohli's and these one's who play cricket  HAVE BEEN MADE COWARDICE- NOT BECAUSE THAT THEY ARE BUT BECAUSE THE MANNER IN WHICH THE GAME IS PLAYED BY COVERING THEMSELVES IN THE GARB OF THE COWARDICE A PLOY THAT THE B.C.C.I DOES IT OFTEN AND OFTEN BECAUSE OF THE TWISTING THAT THE I.P.L CAN DO  . THE INDIAN CRICKET NOW IS A MOTHER OF COWARDICE

Liking for somebody maybe good and everybody has his own liking. But liking to the extent to make them the SERVANT OF THE GAME just to put them on the SKY-HIGH , and always crowning them to place them over the others and MANGLING the one's who really deserve to be at the helms, is CRIME, and we are also FED up with those who always play this game of CROWNING-MANGLING using their mikes to do the same. Indian cricket over the years have become a GAME of CROWNS-WHO-MANGLE-WHOM    and I wish to cite three or four examples for the peole themselves to differentiate between the CROWNS-MANGLE elements that has surfaced in Indian cricket. This will help them differentiate for themselves between those who some say have played the game like the SERVANTS or like the PEASANT and the POOR. 

Yes- years ago we had a Sunil Gavaskar who DID NOT WEAR A HELMET ALL THROUGH HIS LIFE, WE HAD A SALIM DURRANI WHO DID NOT WEAR A MAIN GUARD ,ie  A ABDOMINAL GUARD, TO COVER HIS MAIN PART TO PLAY THAT INNINGS OF 104 AGAINST THE FIERY OF HALL, WE HAD A NARI CONTRACTOR WHO PLAYED WITH HIS LEFT  ARM FULLY UNDER BANDAGED AFTER A BALL FROM BRIAN STATHAM BROKE HIS ARM FULLY FOR HIM TO SCORE A 81 RUNS IN THAT INNINGS , OR WE HAD A BUDDHI KUNDERAM WHOSE ONE SIDE OF THE JAW WAS FULLY BROKEN AND WITHOUT PUTTING ANY BANDAGE ON HIS JAW HE PUT ON A 81 RUNS PARTNERSHIP FOR THE LAST WICKETE AGAINST THE WEST - INDIES IN 1962 TO HELP POLLY UMRIGAR SCORE AN UNBEATEN 172 IN THAT TEST - WE NOW DO NOT HAVE THE "LIONS" PLAYING FOR INDIA IN TEST MATCHES AT ALL

I place it for the people to judge for them who were the SERVANTS and who were the IMPOVERISH that played the game in the manner that they had played in their own era. Just to praise somebody for everything and to make them the only one's who really deserve everything is not at all the actual happenings that has ever taken place in cricket. Many have placed their life to the death to play this game for the country. It is not that somebody choses someone and place them above everyone that has made Indian cricket. This imagination and this feel which the TV world made it for their own benefit too in a long way has placed and put the Indian cricket on the wrong track. To add to the woes of the Indian cricket, did come, the I.P.L which has added many problems to Indian cricket.  I.P.L IS NOT THE ELEMENT AND THE BASIC OF SELECTING A PLAYER FOR PLAYING TEST CRICKET

ALL WE HAVE IS A " BUNCH "   OF MERCENARIES, SHARING THE BOOTY,  AMONGST THEMSELVES AND AMONGST THE CAUCUS , RUNNING AND  PLAYING THE GAME IN THE MOST  INDISCRIBABLE " DIRTY "  MANNER TO COMPLETELY MAKE A " FOOL "  OF EVERYBODY IN " TEST " CRICKET.  This actually now is Indian cricket . 

OK- let us stop the personal and the personnel management that rues and rule Indian cricket. Let us come back to the point of discussion.

Here in India since 1996 when we lost that World Cup semis against Sri-Lanka, cricket started taking a kind of a turn that INDIVIDUAL PREFERANCES started taking over the prudence and preference. There was many and many examples that we started watching that. It started first with Mohammed Azharuddin, who did not like Subroto Banerjee as a cricketer and he preferred Venkatesh Prasad who was NIETHER a better bowler as compared to Banerjee, nor a better batsman or a fielder but than since Azhar did not like him, he kicked out Subroto and made the place safe for Venkatesh Prasad. It was again a loss for Indian cricket as Banerjee could have offered a better return as compared to Prasad in all the three departments of the game.

The next was again a case of Ajay Ratra versus that CHHOTU BHAIYAA from Gujarat , the wicketkeeper who would hold one to floor three. I’m talking about Parthiv Patel. In a match where Ratra not only kept the wicket so excellently while Anil Kumble leading the team against England here, in a ONE DAYER,  Ratra scored an enterprising 23 unbeaten to guide India to a win and Kumble praising him of really being a class of a character at the end of the match to the gentleman who is spectacled commentator after he was asked to put his viewpoints of the match in an interview. Anil Kumble was too open to Ratra displaying that kind of a good character but no sooner that Sourav took it over he kicked out Ratra, who was the LAST of the FLUENT technical wicketkeeper that India had got one from her system of cricket. That was the end of Ratra.

Came in the Test against England. There were TWO Tinu Yohanan and Iqbal Siddique who were selected to bowl for India. Sourav again SCREAMED ALOUD  saying WHY WAS SIDDIQUE SELECTED AT ALL TO PLAY FOR INDIA.

May I have the privilege to put it here. Iqbal Siddique originally is from Pune, Maharashtra. In 1992-93 when the England “A” team toured here with mark Ramprakash as one of their leading batsman, Siddique played in that series and bowled a kind of a bowling which was full of swing and accuracy with that kind of a MEASURED- ACCURATE  deviation that he bowled in that series,  that won India the series. Chandu Borde the Chief of the selector, watched him and put him to the Indian team thereafter but between he making his debut, Mohammed Azharuddin who also watched Siddiqui bowling in that manner in the  same game where Borde also watched him , Azharuddin invited Siddique to play for Hyderabad for the Ranji and Siddique  accepted that offer and obliged Azhar.

 “ WITH SOURAV VOICING IT THAT HARD  AGAINST SIDDDIQUE – DO I TAKE IT THAT EVEN AZHARUDDIN WAS A " DONKEY " OR AN " OWL " TO INVITE SIDDIQUE TO PLAY FOR HYDERABAD, LEAVE APART THE  QUESTION OF RASINING FINGER ON BORDE, AS SOURAV WILL NEVER BE EQUAL TO BORDE EVEN IF HE TAKES ANOTHER FIVE BIRTH TO PLAY CRCIKET FOR INDIA ” .

Indian cricket has become a personal CHOICE, a personal liking and a personal property of a few and these few runs the game and administer everything to manage the game and run it according to their own whims, choice and their fancies. Those who can fine-tune themselves to the need are the one's who play matches for India. Those who cannot and do not have any GOD FATHERS are left to BEG for themselves. These PROCLAIM that INDIAN CRICKET IS SOMETHING LIKE A GOD, in actuality IT IS NOT. 

To help maintain the status quo of these one's the conditions of the game which includes also the pitch preparing, are made such that the Indian team somehow wins at home. Give them the WORST of the condition- no problems, but win the matches by any means. Once that is achieved EVERYTHING they feel is achieved. To help get this in any manner the players too likewise are selected and this is what is Indian cricket. Deterioration in the quality takes the top place and everything else is put in shade and that is what is happening in Indian cricket .

I know when HARSHA BHOGLE reads this when I write against Sourav- his pant would start emitting the smokes and the FIRE as I’m writing against Sourav Ganguly whom he WORSHIPS instead of worshipping Lord Ganesha as he is a Maharashtrian. But then  THAT IS HOW INDIAN CRICKET RUNS AND STARTED RUNNING SINCE 1996. It started with Azhar against Banerjee and then it got boiled with Sourav Ganguly preferring Nehra and Zaheer the  TWO MOST EVER unfit human being as a cricketer to play for India.

Nehra- his fitness was such that he would BOWL one over and would then spend the next three months in a hospital and Zaheer was somewhat better- to bowl one over and spend the next one in the hospital. These were the kind of cricketers who were preferred as against the likes of Kamal Obaid, Ashish Winston Zaidi, Subroto Banerjee, Iqbal Siddique and Tinu Yohanan who were and who  was far far and far better as a bowler as compared either to Zaheer Khan and Ashish Nehra, taking every component of cricket as compared to them . But these individual preferences weighed more and high for the players to find a place in the side.

To what an extent the Indian cricket and their level of thinking be it of the one’s who were leading the side or who were playing for India differed could be noticed by the fact that today Rahul Dravid goes on to say that I.P.L. should be made broader and wider to tap talent. I.P.L. is a imitting limited  over TAMASHA and MAD-SHALA , " MASALA " which has nothing to do with the basic ingredient of cricket. OK- agreed and I give point to Dravid to make I.P.L. the base of choosing and making the cricketer. However this SAME Rahul Dravid was KICKED OUT of the Indian team by Mohammed Azharuddin when he was the captain leading India for the ONE-DAYERS, with Azhar OPENLY saying that RAHUL DRAVID COMPLETELY DISBALANCES THE " RHYTHYM "  OF THE ONE DAY GAMES WHEN INDIA PLAYS HIM AS HE WASTES ATLEAST AND AS MUCH AS 40 DELIVERIES TO SCORE WHATEVER HE SCORES.

We would see the face of Rahul Dravid when he was dropped by Azhar for many a ONE DAYERS in India when India would play her match here at India. When we would watch him and his face it would make us to believe as to what was going in his mind as his face showed it all. This again is the same Dravid who himself was NOT given any mark by Azharuddin of being a good ONE DAY SPECIALIST is talking about to broaden the I.P.L to select the KIDDIES and the ROOKIES from it to convert them into a Test cricketer.

 “ THAT EXPLAINS THE LOGIC OF " DIFFERENTIATION " AND " DISINTEGRATION " OF THE STATE OF THE MIND OF INDIAN CRICKET ” .

At every corresponding step and at every alternative space whatever and whenever it occurred, the Indian cricket had a DIFFERENT mindset and a different level of THOUGHTS which varied just like the CHEST of the MAN , that varies from a WOMAN. The chest SIZE of a man measuring 42 inches could be as equal to a woman whose chest size could be 42 inch or even a 56 inch to say, but the chest of a WOMAN carries the MILK for the CHILD to SUCK it and   become a MAN, and this DIFFERENT TRUTH as we may call it , in terms of an idea NEVER has got into the MIND of a cricketer and the cricket  administrator, of a cricketer and cricket crazy nation ,  and this is the REASON why Indian cricket had to suffer so, so and so much so after that SUMMER OF 42 in 1974. We had a Mansur Ali Khan to put it back into the saddle but what we have NOW is those whose BRAIN”S are such that they hardly understand the difference between the UPPER JAW and the LOWER JAW of the mouth. The UPPER JAW remains STATIC in it’s place for the LOWER JAW to move and do the crushing. That helps the TEETH to do it’s BEST for the SALIVA to do the REST but here in Indian cricket it is same all over and for everybody. The thinking is all wrong and all at the end results in putting oneself into something unbearable. But that is how the Indian cricket has always been after 1994 when Kapil Dev gave up the game.

How Is The “ CAUCUS ” Of The I.P.L Damaging the game

One can understand that though one might not have any proof to prove it, but then this is how it goes on and on. Ever since the I.P.L and it’s method of selecting the players has come for the franchisee , the kind of a SPORTS CONSULTANCY has come in a big way and many of the cricketers who have played for India from 1996 uptil now have come forward with their consultany of Sports. These consultancies move to the players and PLAINLY tell them- TERAY KOH I.P.L. KHILWA DETA HOON , BOL KITNA DEGA which means that I will get you to play I.P.L and get you a Franchisee. How much will you like to part in as a booty to us for our effort.

This sets the trend and this selects the players. Atleast there would be as much and as many as 30 to 40 players every year who get into the I.P.L by this manner and by this way. Watch one who gets in , has a HEAVY WEIGHT of Indian cricket who actually in their playing days were NEVER the TEST materials at all. They were as good as ONE DAY SPECIALIST. However these specialists, whatever they might be, are the one’s who are the SET-MANAGERS for the I.P.L franchisee and they are the one who advise and guide the Franchisee to select the players for their team to play in the I.P.L. Most of the players that are selected are obviously the One dayer specialist and their mindset is to play the game as the One dayer’s specialist. That trend continues for ever whether they play the T-20, the 50 Overs match or the Test match and the Test match is a different ball game altogether. You are tested for your skill and there you are EXPOSED like anything. However with a one-day bent of mind, if you play the Test matches , for most of the time you would end up losing and this is one reason why the Indian Test cricket has been losing most of the matches but winning a few here in India. 

Initially from 2007 when India first won the T-20 World Cup till 2011 when M.S.Dhoni was leading the side India was for most of the time playing with the most preferred One dayers specialist but without the tampering of the pitches. Some of the players selected were NOT fit to even play International cricket in and of any class. The notables were Suresh Raina,  , a bolwer by the name of some Sharma who played for the World Cup 2015 and opened the bowling for India, playing for the Chennai Super King , or whatever name that IDIOT of a bowler might have been, and some more. The IMPACT of the I.P.L and their Franchisee , Mr Indian Cement , cemented their place in the squad. That is how the Indian National team was formed and carried out. If you have TWO NONSENSE to play, regularly in the side your STRENGTH RATIO become 9:11 and that was evidently seen when India lost so badly to Australia in the semis. Over it players like Shikar Dhawan were preferred to replace Virendra Sehwag, it was like a MOUSE was REPLCED to rule the jungle in place of the LION. Again the YUVRAJ of Indian cricket, Yuvraj Singh was made a YUVRAJ that rules the Indian national Congress, ie , Mr Rahul “ PAPPU ” Gandhi . It was all “ PAPPU ” ie the KID as we call it or “ PAPPA ” as we call it in Kannadda that came out of the same.

To make the matter wort in a full scale Test series against Australia where we  were LICKED by 4-0 with Dhoni announcing that HE WOULD NEVER BE THE CAPTAIN AGAIN TO LEAD INDIA IN THE TEST MATCHES, and one more series against England here, where we lost to them by 1-2 with Monty Panesar HOLING us for his 23 scalps, it was SIMPLE-:

PREPARE” DIRTY ” TRACKS HERE IN THE HOME FOR HOME SERIES UNDER THE GARB OF “ HOME CONDITION ”

This actually is the GREATEST WEAKNESS that the Indian team shows as their GREATEST STRENGTH.This kind of a preparation has given Ashwin the marks for beating every record that anybody in the Test cricket held.He beat the RECORDS of Salim Duranni, first, then Erapalli Prasanna, then kapil Dev and B.S.Bedi together who together had scalped 200 FASTEST wicket for India , then he beat Ian Botham, then he beat Dennis Lille , then he beat Kapil Dev and all his record and he is beating everybody by claiming a 30 wickets here at India in the THREE Test series that are held here at india, but when he goes abroad he hardly gets 15 wicket at the maximum in the three or four Test played over there.

MUTE QUESTION-::

Can anybody believe that Ashwin Ravichandra , or Ravichandrn Ashwin, whatever his name might be   a BETTER bowler than a Salim Durrani, a Erapalli Prasanna, a B.S.Bedi, a Ian Botham, a Dennis Lillee or a Kapil Dev. Can he anyway stand in front of them . Can anybody ever who knows cricket by BLOOD, CORPULSE , HOMOGLOBEIN believe it that Ravi Ashwin is a bowler better than these illustrious cricketers who can outplace these cricketers in any manner and any way. WILL EVEN A DONKEY ROAMING ON THE ROAD BELIEVE IT. But this is what the record book says.

 THIS IS HOW CRICKET RUNS IN INDIA.

The double standards , the CHEATS , the BOGUS method and the manner that is deployed to run the game, the EXPOSURE to cover the WEAKNESS by preparing these kind of underprepared and the WORST kind of a track to play the Test matches on, are being prepared and served to the visiting team to play here at India. India wins and just it helps the sponsors to be netted to the Indian cricket which brings a LOT of money to the game which in returns helps the I.P.L to swell it’s total in the banks, however the GAME never, never and never has improved. Those who can share their booty with those who run the SPORTS CONSULTANCIES, to net and rope in the players,  are there playing the I.P.L and those who cannot find a God Father for them to help them are lurching there in there home state with FRUSTATION and ANGER.That is what is the Indian cricket offering.

There are politicians and the big fish who have to do nothing with the game except to rake in the MOOLAHS that are involved in the game.They have their BLOOD in some form or the other to put their FOOT-ONE in the game so that their income too is kept afloat but except that there is NOTHING that they are to do to improve the game.

Too much is spoken about cricket. Too much is laid as an example of the CRICKETERS when a National Budget is read out in the house. NOTHING is spoken about them who HELP in making this budget. Nothing and NOBODY speaks about the LABOUR that they put in to prepare the BUDGET. Not even a WORD of praise is showered by either the Prime Minister for them or by the Union Finance Minister .

The present national Budget was the BEST that has been prepared by the one’s who prepared it, for the last 39 years.There were many who day in and day out TOILED for the Prime Minister to prepare the BEST ever BUDGET for this country.The Union Finance Minister spoke so great about it SIMILISING it with cricketers who downscaled the Aussies for their VICTORY over them after a 36 all out drama. It ws also spoken about the equalizing factor for the Government doing it for the farmer’s and the likes of them.

Well there has been Mr Phil Hughes who was killed after a ball hitting him on the head in a cricket match.HE WAS A FARMER. There has been a Zimbabayean , Mr  Graeme Hicks who actually was and is a Farmer .There has been Mr Andy Roberts whose business is PETTY FISH FARMING . There is a Russian Tennis player who  for the RUSSIAN TENNIS FEDERATION won the FIRST ever Grand Slam title for Russia in the Women’s section and her name was Anastasia Myskina. She came out of a Farmer’s family . Again the winner of the 1995 French Open was Mr Thomas Muster who comes from a Farming family at Austria .

We equalize the farmers at the House of the Lok Sabha by naming them and branding them anything GREAT and comparing the DEEDS of cricket to these SOULS whp feed India.

“ HAS THERE BEEN ANY FARMER WHOSE SON’S OR DAUGHTER HAS EITHER WON A GRAND SLAM OR PLAYED CRICKET FOR INDIA ” .

Never has been there any effort to bring atleast ONE, maybe a SON or a DAUGHTER from the farming sector to play cricket. The ONE who was brought in NATHU SINGH from Rajasthan for the I.P.L played a Duleep Trophy match for the SOME BLUE, RED, WHITE, YELLOW or maybe some team claiming SIX wickets in a match in an innings. A pacer that he was and a BEAUTIFUL ONE-  MAY I KNOW WHERE IS HE NOW. 

He was a PACER whose REAR-UP and the pace that he had, the Wicketkeeper if at all he stood at a distance of 20 feets away from the stump or even 20 metres the BALL would REAR UP and BALLISTICALLY like a PROJECTILE fly to land at the hand of the keeper, but where is he now ????? .He would not play as Mr Kohli and Mr Shashtri KNOW everything about cricket and NOBODY else knows cricket .That is how the Indian team is selected and represented. We talk all about FARMER and their EDEN-HAPPINESS to make them EVERGREEN. Here was a FARMER who came in only to be KICKED OUT of the business even he had that a kind of a POTENTIAL and the STRENGTH to prove his mettle. But then THAT WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR Mr KOHLI AND Mr SHASHTRI TO SEE AND FEEL- AND THEY TALK AND TWEET ABOUT THE FARMERS AND THEIR PROBLEMS...... THAT IS INDIAN CRICKETER AND THEIR BENT OF MIND.....

So much is spoken about India's wining the series against the Aussies after being bundled out for 36. KEEPING MY HAND ON THE BHAGWAT GEETA AND TOUCHING THE SHIV MAALA BY ANOTHER HAND, I PROCLAIM THAT-:

 THAT AND THIS WAS THE " WEAKEST-CUM-WORST " EVER AUSTRALIAN SIDE WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN LICKED BY 4-0 BY INDIA BUT IN RETURN THEY WERE BUNDLED OUT FOR 36 . They won the series NO DOUBT and a win is always a win and that cannot be discredited, but the Indians had to chew the worst to win whereas in actuality they should have won this series by 4-0, such was the weakness of this Australian side. 

I have NEVER seen an Australian side which was so WEAK as this one, not even that side which India had lost to them by 2-3 in 1977-78.Atleast they had TWO very venomous pace bowler in Jeff Thomson ans Wayne Clarke who had captured 22 and 28 wickets in that series and Bob Simpson who as a batsman had scored for them whenever neccesary THOUGH he was MORE of a " KING-PELE " in the entire series then to amass those runs for Australia, then. That is a fact and now back again to that Indian farmer, Mr Nathu Singh from Rajasthan. 

PLAINLY- the squad of India is selected on the basis of the players who can share their BOOTY and the CREAMS with the one's who runs the game and who can make the CAPTAIN- HAPPY .If you know that tcat you play for India.If you DO NOT know it LICK THE SHIT. That is Indian cricket and that is the TRUTH as TRUE as the  SUN RISING FROM THE EAST AND SEETING ITSELF AT THE WEST. 

Failing ININGS after innings, matches after matches some of the players like Suresh Raina and Hanuma Vihari went on to play that long. Needless to say that these are the FAILED-NATIONAL HEROES that are thrust upon the Indian public to idol worship them. What for, could I ask 

 MAY I  ASK EVERYBODY- check their scores and the performance .PLEASE . Please judge it for yourself and when asked a question about Raina to Dhoni, he GRINLY ashamed that his face REFLECTED said- RAINA SHOULD BE GIVEN MORE CHANCES.

A player who made it to the Indian team when Greg Chappel was the Indian coach and had finished playing till 2011 needed that  many a years as a chance to prove his worth.  That is the THINKING CAP of Indian cricket .Again in the last series against the Australians in the 3rd Test match when we were chasing a total of 400 plus to win that match, Hanuma Vihari was playing and batting, and that too during that run chase as if HE WAS OPENING THE INNINGS with the TWO Australian fast bowlers all GO and KILL against him. His batting deprieved the POSSIBLE Indian win which ended in a draw.

The FITNESS that he possesses and the batting that he does- THIS IS THE WAY THE BATSMAN ARE SELECTED FOR INDIAN CRICKET.These kind of a CHUMS are carried to play matches after matches and decades after decades they represent india. To COVER UP their FALLACIES and WEAKNESS they have come up with the TERM , HOME CONDITION. It is nothing but to prepare a kind of a wicket where the MUD that rises from the wicket after the ball pitches in it says- ARAY BHAI GUDGUDEE TO MUT KARO, which means Oh MAN, STOP TRICKLING  , for these are the kind of wickets that are prepared in India to play matches on it.

Summinmg up- THE ASHWIN RECORDS OF CLAIMING WICKETS AND THE MANNER IN WHICH THE INDIAN CRICKET TEAM IS SELCTED AND THE WAY THE POLITICIANS RISE UP TO GIVE A FALSE REDEMPTION TO INDIAN CRICKET IN THE HOUSE SIMILIASING THEM WITH THE FARMERS ARE A BIG  " JOKE "  AND INDIAN CRICKET HAS BECOME A SPIDER WEBBED IN THAT JOKE

It cannot come out of the same. To salvage our prestige so that the MONEY does not goes away from the game and to show or present the Indian cricket in a wrong and a TRECHARIOUS manner, we have INVENTED a TERMINOLOGY in Indian cricket and that is HOME-CONDITION.

It is NOTHING but a COMPLETE case of IMPOTENCY  of Indian cricket, to sow and  make themselves STRONG to showcase it to the WORLD,  which they are NOT, but which they prove it by WEBBING the opposition in an wrong manner to do that ,  and that is Indian cricket . Nothing MORE, nothing LESS. I know Mr Anurag Thakur WILL search for a GUN to SHOOT me- better he applies his MIND to SHOOT the Farmer and it's problem and shoot the (F)OREIGN (D)ESTRUCTIVE (I)NVESTORS that are there on the SPREE and RUNS in India. That will HELP him. That would help the B.J.P and that would help the Hon'ble Prime Minister .That is what he is supposed to do rather than showcasing the Indian cricket in a wrong LIGHT for everything by making Madam Nirmala Sitaraman to read and pronunce wrong about Indian cricket for everything. That is it. 



Pic - :: Nathu Singh 

THAT IS HOW THE LIKES OF NATHU SINGH , THE  FARMER'S " PRODUCT "ARE BEING TREATED BUT EVERYBODY TALKS A LOT ABOUT THEIR IMPROVEMENT -   ALL AND EVERYTHING " BULLSHIT "  I SAY. 

Mr Anurag Thakur may be a GREAT HIMACHALI politician, having and sharing his business interest with the guiles and the like of Kohli and company and putting it across Mrs Nirmala Sitaraman to speak a LOT about cricket in the Union Budget speech- WHERE HAS BEEN NATHU SINGH AND HIS BUDGETING YEARS THAT HE WASTED IN CRICKET, I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW. HE CAME IN FROM A FARMER'S COMMUNITY AND IT'S SPHERE

This is how cricket is USED, DIFFUSED, ABUSED AND CONFUSED IN INDIA . It is the NEXUS that starts from the politicians to the lowest level that runs the game in the country and no matter what and how, this had to be kept HIGH as a FLYER always for the nation to be trapped into it’s DEN for the PURPOSE of one and sundry who are involved in the game, to EARN money, be it illegle or anything else and those who can FILL in the pocket of the higher-ups and can make their way through would be the GREEN REVOLUTION of India, the rest are left for themselves fend it for themselves and this is how the  game is being run in this country.

WHAT HAS INDIAN CRICKET OFFERED – NOTHING

We talk of JAI SHRI RAM !!. One might be so SURPRISED when I add that to cricket. WHY AND WHAT HAS RAM TO DO WITH CRICKET. There was and still there is ONE cricketer from Rajasthan.His name is Ashok Menaria. He is 50% Surinder Amarnath and 50% Salim Durrani when he started playing cricket and won TWO Ranji Trophy on a consecutive basis for Rajasthan.  THAT WAS A MAN IDEALLY SUITED FOR 50 OVERS AND FOR THAT T-20 FOR INDIA and that was a man who could have been an INVESTMENT for India in the lowr down in the number six or seven position. He along with ravindra Jadeja would and could have made the opponent feel that INDIA HAS STATED OPENING IT’S INNINGS AT THE SIXTH AND SEVENTH SLOT. HE WAS “ FAGGED ” LIKE A CIGARETTE .The payer who was given so so and so many a chance and still is being given so many a chance was Rohit Sharma who if he CLICKS then fine and if he DOESN’T then he needs the help of the Umpires at time to ROLL-ON  like a ROOL-ON bearing that fits into the wheel to help the wheel to roll .How many a YEARS of CHANCES have been given to Rohit Sharma just because he happens to be the HONCHO of Mumbai Indians who are manned by the BHABHIJI from the Ambani family. How many a CHANCES were given to Ashok Menaria except ONE that Mohinder Amarnath gave it to him when he was the CHIEF of the Indian selector. Ashok had scored an unbeaten 165 against New Zealand in ONE of the Test match that Indian “A” played against New Zealand “A”. Kane Williamson who was leading New Zealand in that match after the match came and said Ashok- WHEN ARE YOU PLAYING FOR INDIA ??. Kane Williamson played a WORLD CUP FINALS last, Ashok weeps all the day in front of the idol of Lord Rama.

Why Lord Ram , one would ask. ASHOK COMES FROM A FAMILY OF THOSE WHO EARN THEIR LIVING BY DOING THE  “ POOJA-PAAT ” at Udaipur . He and his family and their business was to conduct the ceremonies offering prayers in a temple to Lord Ram and his Father is a “ PUJARI ” .Lord Ram and his worship that starts as a job by his Daddy ie his Father everyday and it ends up with some other pooja’s that his Father would perform to earn his living. The WORSHIPPER of Lord Ram who could not find a GOD FATHER as good as Lord Ram that encircles and rules Indian cricket is a DRENCHED man in sorrow. Compare his domestic record with Suresh Raina and see it for yourself. Ashok beside winning TWO Rajni matches for Rajasthan, ie TWO RANJI TITLES, has won a Duleep trophy for Central Zone a match in which K.L.Rahul scored two centuries in two innings to seal his spot in the Indian cricket team. In that same match Robin Bist had scored an unbeaten 72 in the first , unbeaten, and 112 in the second unbeaten, BUT never did his place came in the Indian team as Sachin Tendulkar had VOICED for Rohit Sharma. The Problem with Sachin Tendulkar, Rahul Dravid, V.V.S Laxman is that they think that they have seen the BEST of the WORLD by coming off the age in 1974 and afterwards and those who have and had seen ROSOGOLLAS being sold to 0.15 naya paisa in 1964 and by 0.25 naya paisa in 1974 are all SHIT and BRAINLESS that they are. This is what the TV and the USELESS one's that do the BHOW-BHOW ie  that BARKS on the TV has done to the nation. Useless heads have been given so much of space that there is nothing more that I could write. The examples are those when Mr Pranab Mukherjee was NOT DEAD but he was pronounced DEAD. These are the ONE'S who made the likes of Sachin, Dravid, Laxman, Ganguly, Dhoni and Kohli WHAT THEY ARE NOT BUT WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN MADE AND BUILT, was the REQUIREMENT of the T.V Channels for their survivals. What  was the NECCESITY of Kohli to BARGE to Surya Kumar Yadav in that I.P.L. match and express his RESENTMENT and ANGER. I BET- SURYA KUMAR YADAV WILL NEVER PLAY FOR INDIA, NOW OR EVER BECAUSE KOHLI AND HIS BOOK HAS INSCRIBED HIM AS A VILLIAN,  THOUGH HE IS MANY A TIMES  BETTER THAN ROHIT SHARMA OR ANYBODY IN THE MIDDLE POSITION AS ROHIT AT TIMES TO PROTECT HIS SKIN BATS AT NUMBER FOUR OR FIVE OR SIX ONLY TO SALVAGE THE PRESTIGE OF BHABHIJI MADAM AMBANI AND THE MUMBAI I.P.L., TEAM  

I saw Dhoni laughing with a SHAME flowered on his face to say  RAINA SHOULD BE GIVEN SOME MORE CHANCES. Raini was given chances after chances from 2004 to 2011 and HE FLOPPED. How many such chances were given to Ashok Menaria and Nathu Singh, the one’s who come from the DWELL’S of Lord Ram and the Farmers. YES- JAI SHRI RAM in the name of Indian cricket and “ CHANDA ” ie  as we call it , the “ DONATION ”  by MILLIONS to built that Ram Temple to HIGHLIGHT Indian cricket even there at the Lord Ram Temple when it would be completed and inaugurated at Ayodhya ,  ACTUALLY all , knowing that Lord Ram had nothing to do with cricket , nothing at all, and to compare  ,  in reality a Farmer's son with a cricket tag, with a CRICKETER coming from the LINEAGE of Lord Ram being KILLED by Indian cricket.

The Indian cricket for that matter has OFFERED nothing, nothing and nothing at all to anybody or to the game.It has only PROMULGATED and PROPELLED some of the one's to built them as a SHOWMAN for the ad house, for the TV channel's  and for the one's the CHILD to believe them as if they are the LIFE and the WATER that runs in the river Ganges, to  provides the LIFE  to the one's who are the CHILDS of India. Basically these are USELESS entities who have NOTHING to offer and just have been made a TOOL by the one's who run the country to use them as their VOTE BASE. When I write this I know a lot would SLANG me but that is what the Indian cricket has offered to this nation. NOTHING that could be counted as GREAT or extraordinary. LEAVE OUT KOHLI, AND LEAVE OUT PUJARA, WHAT HAS THE INDIAN CRICKET TEAM TO OFFER EXCEPT RAVINDRA JADEJA WHO AT TIMES IS IN THE TEAM AND AT TIMES IS OUT OF THE TEAM .

Whenever the one's who are seated on the TV Channels for relaying the commentary or those who are saddled in the A/c room in their studio, when they have NOTHING to give it to the NATION in terms of a programme that they conduct but have to maintain that TRP , they bring these kind of HEADLESS cricketers and the stuff that they are to talk about nation and to talk about either cricket and SPORTS . Ask them  WHAT WAS THE POSITION HELD BY  Mr JAIPAL SINGH WHO WAS THE CAPTAIN OF THE VICTORIOUS INDIAN HOCKEY TEAM IN 1928 AT AMSTERDAM WHEN INDIA FIRST WON AN INTERNATIONAL GOLD IN AN OLYMPICS- THERE, THEY  WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO ANSWER THEM. That is their General Knowledge . But when a KBC is held a Yuvraj Singh is brought in the programme along with a film star whose name is Mrs Vidya Balan , one finds that the Lady makes a JOKE of Rahul Gandhi with Yuvraj Singh adding to the JOKE !!. Are these NOT a JOKE in themselves with a ZERO POINT that they posses' on GENERAL KNOWLEDGE.



Pic :: Vidya Balan And Yuvraj Singh in a KBC programme 

Ask Mrs Vidya Balan what was the DURATION of the FIRST ever film produced by Dada Sahab Phalke- she will never be able to answer.The KBC will NEVER ask that QUESTION to her , but they have all the LIBERTY to CAST a SPELL of UNWANTED JOKE on Rahul Gandhi. Harsh reality, she being the BUTT of the JOKE,   but then SHE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A OPEN JOKE ON RAHUL GANDHI WITH YUVRAJ SINGH JOINING HER and Amitabh  Bachchan accepting it and JOINING them for the LAUGHTER . "JOKE " 

THAT IS THE JOKE THAT THE TV AND IT'S WORLD HAS MADE OF THE HUMAN BEINGS. 

THESE ARE AND THIS IS WHAT IS THE "JOKE" THAT THE INDIAN FILM WORLD AND INDIAN CRICKET NOW IS !!!...  but they prefer to SPIT on the others .That is the CRUELEST JOKE !!!!! ..... 

Why Do You Need Yourself To Cover Under The Hide Of " COWARDICE " 

Short and to be brief. This Indian team after getting all out for 36 against Australia, beat the Aussies in that series by 2-1. They played under the Australian conditions, they brought out their best to beat them in their condition. The Australian wickets whatever was offered to the indianss was not that a ditry track as that are prepared  for the Test match as that is done at India. When you can play so good and beat them in those pitches which are the best that one gets over there, why is that your confidence shakes up so badly to play here that you prepatre those kiond of dirty and ugly pitch , here  to beat your opponent's.Why is that your own confidence is so shattered that to redeem your prestige you fall onto the below standard pitches that you prepare and play on them. IS THAT NOT FEAR AND THE ELEMENT OF  " COWARDICE "   When you can win Test matches under the best of the pitches offered there for you to play and when you play and win in those pitches over there, what makes you to feel that you need these kind of unsuitable and such a worst kind of pitch etc, to win these matches. 

CHANGE YOUR MINDSET FROM BIENG A " COWARD " TO A " LION " ALWAYS 

SOIL ENGINEERING :: Some Lesson For The" IDIOTS " To Learn Before " Wobble- Blushing "

Now coming to the SOIL ENGINEERING. To start with we have to first study what is the BASIC of the soil and the Engineering that it holds. How is that a soil of a country is different from the soil of the another. How does it makes a difference .This needs to be studies first very steeply and deeply.

 To know it and to learn it best and the first , the overall concept of the STR ie the PENETRATION RESISTANCE has to be understood. Many call it a STP as well .

The Standard Penetration Resistance is the POWER by which the SOIL allows the weather to act on it and the manner it RESISTS the weather to stand still even if the weather has to do a lot of damage.

In India the weather changes for atleast three times a year when it rains, when it shines in the summer and when it bears the chilling winter.

In the rainy season the water is seeped into the earth. To what an extent the earth allows it’s crust to withstand the water and it’s seepage and resist it from entering the layers of the earth crust, in the summer to what an extent the Mother earth hangs in over there to quash the simmering heat to allow the water layer that it holds under and beneath the earthen layer and thn in the winter how does it helps the layer to throw the water that is stored well underthe deepest crust of the earth layer to the top of the surface of the earth and how the earth resists ands reacts to the same is all about the studies of the , either the STP or the STR .This is as those and they call it THE STANDARD PENETRATION RESISTANCE.

 In India the EARTH is very POROUS and it is in a state of a matter that the earth can be shaped and reshaped by either replacing the crust of the soils being replaced by some other soil.That is why in India we have the CHIKKNI MITTI, the RED MUD as we call it the LAAL MITTI, the KHETI MITTI ie the mud that is required to do the agriculture etc.

These basically are the soils which becomes as according as they are treated and get treated by the climate and the  changing weather.

The Indian soils are such that it could be disintegrated very soon as the characteristic of the soil becomes such every year after it is exposed to the different weather. The granules and the strength of the soil also changes according to the change that the weather brings it to the nature and to the soil .

The Indian pitches are made out of these soil.They are POROUS by nature and they get DISINTEGRSATED very soon if the amount of the water is less when they are placed anywhere be it on the pitch and be it even on the garden if one does the gardening. The strength of the soil weakens if the water is not put on the soil.This is one reason that one finds the earth swapped up by the strong wind if it blows anywhere in India when the granules are blown off by the wave of a strong wind if at all there is a breeze that blows so strong. If the soil is not watered properly the earth loses it’s strength to hold the crust and the loose sand that it has on it because the penetration power of the soil gets weakened and the soil becomes very loose and strengthless  to hold it’s mud or the granules of the soil intact The SPT or the SPR value of the soil loses it’s actual power to hold on the soil.

 What is SPT value of soil?

 The purpose of conducting SPT is to obtain the standard penetration resistance, commonly called the N value, which is the recorded blow count needed to advance through a 150 mm interval of soil.

 Soil strength is a measure of the capacity of soil to resist deformation and refers to the amount of energy that is required to break apart aggregates or move implements through the soil. It is measured in megapascals (MPa) which indicate penetration resistance.

What is cohesive strength of soil?

 Cohesion of soil is an important factor of soil consistency. ... In soil physics, BA VER (2), for example, defines it as "the cohesive force that takes place between adjacent particles". On the other hand, in soil mechanics, cohesion means " the shear strength when the compressive stresses are equal to zero ".

 Non-cohesive soils: Particles do not tend to stick together, their particles are relatively large, also called granular or rubbing soils (sand, gravel and silt). Cohesive soils: There are very small particles where surface electrochemical effects predominates .

When the cricket pitches are prepared in India and when it is planned to help India to win the Test match, purposely the GRASS of the surface is WIPED OFF. When there is no grass, there would be nothing on and over the pitch to keep the  earth or the earthern surface hard and intact. Over it ther water also is not sprayed in the manner that it should.

The amount of the water LESS and very less sprayed over the pitch and over it exposing the sunrays to act directly on the surface ie the pitch, the entire pitch gets dried up.It is no longer STRONG to HOLD that piece of earth.

The SPT and the SPR ands other things in Science that I have described here gets DISTORTED. The COMPRESSIVE STRENGTH of the SOIL slowly becomes ZERO. The earth or the soil on the pitch stats getting DISTORTED .That I have shown it by the picture of the pitch at the start in this article.

Slowly when the ball which weigh about 5 ¼  to about 5 ¾ ounces that hits the pitch, the weight of the body which hurls the ball, the human body weight weighing at least about 70 kilgrams each, individually, and the ball that hits the ground at a speed of 140 Kms/Hr or about 70Kms/Hour if a spinner bowls, and the TURBULENT FLOW that acts on the SEAM of the ball when it hits the ground or the pitch, with the batsman running on the pitch to complete hgis run, all these acts upon the pitch.

As the pitch is DEVOID of the required water and with such a power that acts on it, thje AERIAL FLOW as well as the TURBULENCE FLOW that the ball carries  makes a LOT of PATCHES on the pitch.

These patches are either ELLIPTICAL in shape or at times parabolic as well. These patches then makes the ball jump like anything

In the 1987 Test at Bangalore when Sunil Gavaskar was caught out by Rizwan-Uz_Zaman for 96 of Tauseef Ahmed, the ball that jumped so high was because of the ELLIPTICAL PATCH that was there at the end where Gavaskar was batting.The ball pitched on the spot, hit it directly with the seam hitting it at 90DEGREE and JUMPED in such a manner that it rose to the NOSE HIEGHT of gavaskar, who just has put his blade to save his noe.The ball hit the Gloves and carried to Rizwan to complete the catch.If gavaskar did not put that bat in front of his NOSE, thje REAR-UP and the JUMP that the ball received would have BROKEN the BRIDGE of his NOSE and that would have been a disaster.

The ball jumped so SHARPLY and so VICIOUSLY that an EAGLE EYED GAVASKAR could not guage or see the  ball correctly, the way it jumped. If that hit his nose that would have been fatal.

This is how the PITCHES are made in India. It is made ONLY to help the Indian win by CROOK or by HOOK. These UNDERPREPARED pitches are very very risky to play the game. This can KILL and take away the LIFE of a CRICKETER. Over it they are UNDERWATERED ie LESS WATERED.

Cricket lost Raman Lamba, cricket lost Sohan Singh, a West Indian buddy cricketer in 1971 at West-Indies, cricket lost Phil Hughes in that manner .It sia ll because the WICKETS never were prepared SCIENTIFICALLY correctly and the players have to bear it. Many a  cricketers were either hit on the eye, the case of the Indian wicket keper Saba Karim is one. It was because the JUMP that the ball received and NOT because of Kumble doing that trick, through the media gave Kumble a LOT of WORDS praising him for that lift and comparing him to Subash Gupte or Chandrashekar who could get that kind of a LIFT when they bowled.

Kumble was a GOOD bowler but not a GREAT like Subash Gupte who could BOWL  TWO DIFFERENT KIND of GOOGLIES with the same grip and Chandra who could BOWL SIX DIFFERENT DELIVERIES with the same action including the GOOGLIES. They had the know how of HOW TO OBTAIN THAT LIFT which Kumble didn’t and NEVER. Kumble use to hit the track hard but those two would FLIGHT the BALL and get that kind of a REAR and a LIFT .

Kumble cannot be BLAMED for the damage he caused to the eye of Saba Karim.It was a UNDERWATERED pitch and it was TECHNICALLY WRONGLY prepared. Not to blame Anil Bhai for the same.

This kind of pitches will only help India to win here and would HELP Ashwin to break all the WORLD RECORD as these games are played on the UNDERPREPARED and BELOW THE STANDARD kind of pitches. However the one’s who know the SCIENCE as well as the DYANAMIC of bowling would NEVER give any RESPECT to the indian team or even Ashwin. NEVER.

As compared to the Indian pitches , the foreign pitches are NEVER so LOOSE and POROUS.The soil does not gets DISINTEGRATED the manner that these Indian pitches gets and that too very soon . It is because the the TEMPERATURE never soars to minus 50 degree to the extent of the same. The SOIL ENGINEERING and the SOIL RESISTANCE is very hard for the soil to break as the weather the condition, the dew present in the atmosphere does not allows it to happen in England and Australia. The Sun rays are so mild and soft that it does not DRIES up  the pitches as in India.  As a result the stroke playing in those countries are more or less balanced because the granules and the dust or the sand never plays the SPOILBRATS at all over there. Here in India the conditions are different and the pitch disintegrates very soon. The patches formed on the pitches are shown in the picture above. The stroke playing by the foreigners becomes a bit hard for them as the ball behaves very abnormal and awkward. Many of the cricketers who played in India could not either grip the ball properly to bowl or adjust themselves to bat when they batted for their team.

This kind of pitches started getting all the FAVOURS from  M.S. Dhoni to SAVE his captaincy after he lost the World Cup in 2015 and after he lost the series against Australia at Australia by 4-0 and to England by 1-2 .These then became the FASHION AND TRADEMARK of Indian cricket which is FULL of COWARDICE as an ACT to show.

COWARDICE IS THE ULTIMATE SHOW OF INDIAN CRICKET.

Lastly Mr SPINNER Akshar Patel- HOPE YOU HAVE STUDIED SCIENCE to understand the reason why the visitors FAIL here to score any FIFTY in these kind of pitches , after reading everything in SHORT that I have written here about the Soil Engineering.  . It is the same as  WHEN YOU ARE BOWLED OUT FOR 36 WHEN IT BOILS DOWN TO PLAYING IN THE FOREIGN PITCHES. 

How many runs did you score in your debut Test. You were finding it very hard to read the deliveries snarled at you and adjust your strokes in that manner to play your shots.You have been playing in these kind of pitches from your childhood to this stage and still you found it very hard to execute your strokes so well and correctly. How do you expect a foreigner to come over here , play the enture series of Tests which ranges for say 15 days to 20 days , to play their strkes so beautifully in these kind of underprepared pitches and score . How will they apply themselves so fast to adjust in these kind of pitches to score the way they would like to .......

No DOUBT the TEARS falls downs when the foreigners come here to play and the Indian loose their TEARS WHEN THEY GO OUT TO PLAY.  SAME IT IS THE SAME  HERE AND THERE ,  WITH THE TEARS HOLDING THE CENTRE STAGE ....

IT IS LIKE NAINA BARSE RIMJHIM RIMJHIM ...... 

  BUT IN INDIA IT IS A KIND OF A CHEAT  THAT GOES IN TO PREPARE THE PITCHES AND PLAY THE GAME ... and a LOT of incident and history I have stated here for the same. 

Well , that is it and That sums it all.

Regards and Thanks

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Shyamal Bhattacharjee 

Mr Shyamal Bhattacharjee, the author was born at West Chirimiri Colliery at District Surguja, Chattisgarh on July 6th 1959 He received his early education at Carmel Convent School Bishrampur and later at Christ Church Boys' Higher Secondary School at Jabalpur. He later joined Hislop College at Nagpur and completed his graduation in Science and he also added a degree in    B A thereafter. He joined the HITAVADA, a leading dailies of Central India at Nagpur as a      Sub-Editor ( Sports ) but gave up to complete his MBA in 1984 He thereafter added a Diploma In Export Management. He has authored THREE books namely Notable Quotes and Noble Thought published by Pustak Mahal in 2001 Indian Cricket : Faces That Changed It  published by Manas Publications in 2009 and Essential Of Office Management published by NBCA, Kolkatta  in 2012. He has a experience of about 35 years in Marketing .






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  1. Happy to see the start of the decline of the so called Gentlemen's game. Obviously now played by hooligans. Wah Bhai Wah🙃

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