Some people are GREAT, Some achieve GREATNESS and GREATNESS
is forced and thrust upon a few. Based
on this line I would like to write something about GREAT to the extent of
GREATNESS that has been forced upon them.
It was an INTERNAL MILKING COMPETITION
. There were 207 nation participating and India was repreented by a Sardarji. To
look like a foreigner, he cut his hair and gave a very good shape to his hair
to make him feel that he is really a man look like……… ????????? .. !!..
Well, all the participants reached to the venue of the day
when the finals were to be held and reported to the committee members who were
responsible to hold this International milking competition . The rules and the regulations were then
explained to the participating competitors.
These were the rules- :
A ) . When the first bell rings, all the Cows will have to
be tied to the peg .
B ) . When the second bell rings, the cow has to be washed
completely by fresh water.
C ) . When the third bell rings, the hind legs of the cow,
ie the pair of legs at the back , would have to be tied .
D ) . When the fourth
bell rings, the milking has to start.
E ) . When the fifth bell rings, the milking has to be
stopped.
F ) . When the last bell rings , the referee would come to
each participants and would examine the quantum of milk and thus the winner
would be announced.
Well, following the rules and the regulation , at last , the
LAST BELL rang and the referee , hearing the very last bell, proceeded forward
to evaluate what was the quantum of milk
that was churned out of the cows , so that the winners could be evaluated.
These were the result- :
1 ) . China :: 14 litres of milk in 5 minutes . Good.
2 ) . South Korea :: 13 litres in 5 minutes . Not Bad
3) . Australia :: About 14 litres in 5 minutes . OK will do
4) . New Zealand :: About 13.5 litres in 5 minutes . OK a
sign of improvement.
5 ) . Pakistan :: 5 litres in 5 minutes > Really Worst.
6 ) . America :: 15 litres in 5 minutes > Really Really
Good.
7 ) . Russia :: 16 litres in 5 minutes :: OH !! what a
result FINE.
8 ) . Germany 15.5 litres in 5 minute > Speaks Good
9 ). France :: 14.80 litres in 5 minutes :: It’s CHAMPAGNE
time , that really good in France.
10). Denmark :: 17 litres in 5 minutes. Has to be.The Danes
are the BEST cow breeding country. BEST
It goes on and on and then at last comes India.
Hello, you, the Indian, where is your milk. I cannot see
that said the adjudicator.
Sir, it is here in the BALTEE ie the PAIL, that you gave it
to me.
But where is the milk, it is not to be seen. Sir just look
into it properly. You would be able to see that. There are ONLY three drops of
MILK.
What THREE- how comes. THREE DROPS. No doubt that we would
always listen about India you Sardarji. India is such a poor country that it
cannot even afford a square meal to it’s citizen, how can it feed it’s cows. We
can understand but the Indian cows would be in such a bad state of shape that even they cannot
produce even 250 millilitres of milk is STRANGE. If we knew that, we would NOT
have invited India for the event.
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Sir, your idea’s and your notion are very wrong. Look at me.
I’m fully drained in perspiration. These five minutes of perspiration is equal
to the entire perspiration that I have done it for all my life. You say that
Indians are poor. Infact they are RICHEST in terms of MIRACLES.
Sir, when I left the shore of India for the competition I
had told them to send the best of the cow. Instead they did send the best of
the BULL. What to do. It was the PRESTIGE of my country. Instead of walking
off, I thought of fighting to the hilt. I had to , say, dip myself in the ocean
, to cite as an example , to get this THREE drops of MILK from the BULL after I
started milking it.
CAN ANYBODY GET EVEN
A SINGLE DROP OF MILK FROM A BULL. Infact I got THREE but I had to perspire the
way you see me in those FIVE minutes.
Partners, who are reading this, THE WORK IN PROGRESS AT “
TRIFED ” AND THE MIRACLE THAT IT DOES ARE AS GOOD AS THE SARDARJI MILKING THE
BULL AND GETTING THREE DROPS OF MILK FROM THE SAME.
The photo/picture depicted below is a class example of the work that the TRIFEDIANS do it in a fastest and the cleanest manner .
If the Government of India still does not realizes that, it
is their job and headache, and NOT mine. It could be the same case for the
other Government organization as well, but since I have NOT worked there I cannot
say it with authenticity but YES at TRIFED it is and IT IS.
GREATNESS IS IN THIS MANNER FORCED INTO THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS
WHEN IT COMES TO RECEIVING THEIR PROMOTIONS WHICH THEY TERM IT AS “ MIRACULOUS ” WORKERS CREATING MIRACLES AT WORK .
Milking the BULL to get THREE drops of MILK is the MIRACLE that the Government Workers create. In reality DOES THE BULL GIVES/ YIELDS MILK .....?????.....!!..
THESE ARE THE " ANTIQUE MILKING MACHINE "
That is it
Well , that is it and That sums it all.
Regards and Thanks
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Shyamal Bhattacharjee
Mr Shyamal Bhattacharjee, the author was born at West Chirimiri Colliery at District Surguja, Chattisgarh on July 6th 1959 He received his early education at Carmel Convent School Bishrampur and later at Christ Church Boys' Higher Secondary School at Jabalpur. He later joined Hislop College at Nagpur and completed his graduation in Science and he also added a degree in B A thereafter. He joined the HITAVADA, a leading dailies of Central India at Nagpur as a Sub-Editor ( Sports ) but gave up to complete his MBA in 1984 He thereafter added a Diploma In Export Management. He has authored THREE books namely Notable Quotes and Noble Thought published by Pustak Mahal in 2001 Indian Cricket : Faces That Changed It published by Manas Publications in 2009 and Essential Of Office Management published by NBCA, Kolkatta in 2012. He has a experience of about 35 years in Marketing .
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