The " KAAL " Bhairav Advice :: From Nandigram To Varanasi ……. At Times The " LORD " Makes One To Fall Onto Own Wicket
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From Nandigram To
Varanasi ……. Khud Hi Mar Mitne Ki “ Jid ”
Hai Hamari…..
Yesterday during the voting at Nandigram, what we saw at the TV and at Nandigram, it was NOT at
all a SHOCK to us….. especially to me , as I had experienced these kind of a
scene and sceneries usually at Bengal during my stay there from 9-01-1992 to 11th
May 1995….. Nothing surprised me at all when we saw the Chief Minister of
Bengal , first , spending so many a hours at the various polling booth , then
conversing with the Governor about the elections, then, blowing herself out of
proportion to castigate the Election Commissioner
about them being lop-sided and one sided to the Prime Minister and Home
Minister and finally announcing today and sending a ultimatum to the Prime
minister that she will fight her next national election contest against the
Prime Minister from Varanasi and throwing a ultimatum to the Prime Minister
that …. CHOOSE SOME OTHER CONSTITUENCY TO BE SAFE AS VARANASI WILL
ELECTROCULATE YOU.
What was more shocking and appalling was the manner the vehicles were destructed and damaged and the ladies inside the vehicles were threatened with dire consequences .
Varanasi BEFORE
and Varanasi AFTER …….
I had been to Varanasi during the period between February 9th
to February 13th , 2020 …… I saw Varanasi through and with my open
eye……
The DIFFERENCE of Varanasi of yesteryears and of today,
after Mr Modi became the Prime Minister is the DIFFERENCE between the “ SER ”
Kilo of the yesteryears, and “ EK ” Kilo of the present year/years. Varanasi
cannot be experienced at all if you have not been to that place….
From entire NOTHING ,
in a very short period of time, the COMBO of MODI-YOGI had made it
MODIMAY-YOGIMAY. There is no fear at all that the BAHUBALI’s will dance over
your head now and the law will go to the BED of these Bhaubali’s to WARM their
bed……. That era has gone and it has gone NOT with the wind but by the LAW …..
Law which was a MOLL to the Samajwadi party and the Bahujan
Samajwadi Party is now a QUEEN who directs and devout – first with
LOVE saying “ PYARE SAMBHAL JAO ” and then if you still feel that
PYAARI KANOON is bemusing you, comes the MUSE of the law which only
says……. BAJRANGBALI KA NAAM LOH AUR MARO…… Have you ever seen a BIJLI , ie ,
the ELECTRICITY striking TWICE. In Varanasi BIJLI , ie the LAW strikes not only
twice but many a times …… the BIJLIBAI is so harsh on the crime and the
criminal….. as it is NOT the SHIRDI WALAY SAI BABA...... it is VISHVANTHJI..... which cuts you by and through those SQUARE CUTS which comes through the BLADES of the LAW and not the " SG " bats which Vishvanath would use during his playing days to cut that way.... to say that AAYA HAI TERAY DUR PE KAWAALI ...... it is all " KANOON KA SAWARI "now at Varanasi in particular, and Uttar Pradesh in general.
Varanasi all of a
sudden has started seeing a SPIKE. The Tourist were afraid to come over there.
Now they are seen in plenty. What could be the reason, well they say ….. MACHALTI
HUI, HAWA MEIN CHHAM CHHAM , HAMARAE SUNG SUNG CHALEY, GANGA KI LAHARE….. which means that SWIRLING LIKE WINDS , SWINGING
IN THE AIR , THE WAVES OF RIVER GANGA RUNS WITH US ……. The income generated through these to the one’s
who are in that business say that MODI-YOGI AAYE, GANGA NAY PAISE BAHAYE,
which means that ever since Modi and Yogi have come here at Varanasi to hold
the Fort of Delhi and Lucknow, from then the River ganges is bringing money to
all of us….. we are happy.
Every thing that I could see at Varanasi, and everything
that I could feel at Varanasi, the people are happy. The Muslims are happy that
the rift between the Hindu-Muslim in a large measure, especially at Varanasi
and UP has gone. There is a law which is so strict that nobody can suppress anybody
at UP now and especially at Varanasi.
The places which use to be full of dirt and stinks are now
clean. Though much and more ought to be done because Varanasi is a big city and
has been laid back because of the
traditional concept and the feeling that
ruled the thoughts then, but now the people want to change….
The Electricity Board of the Uttar Pradesh State Government
has done to take care of the electrical wires and the poles which would cause a
lot of death to the place underneath the earth and I had seen a lot of work
being done…..
The Municipality is
in swing to clean the lanes and the bye
lanes thogh a lot ought to be done and achieved I agree but the SAAF
– SAFAYA – ABHIYAAN did start then, and that is what I saw….. these
SAAF-SAFAYAA are not only confined to the dirts , but are also the the BAHUBALI’s
of Utar Pradesh, Varanasi is the point of origin…..
The Farmers appeared to be very happy, the vendors, the
vegetable sellers, the road side sellers of anything and everything are very
happy…… VASOOLI KA ANTH HOH GAYA , JABSAY MODI-YOGI AA GAYAAA……that is what
they speak and that is what makes them happy. It means paying COMMISSIONS to
the local goons of these Bahubali’s are over ever since Modi-Yogi have started
their operation at Uttar Pradesh and especially at Varanasi…..
Be it the Muslims, be it the Hindus, be it anybody at
Varanasi…… everybody at Varanasi say that VARANASI DHAAM HAI , AB YAHAN KAAM
HAI, which means that Varanasi is the place for BLISS as everybody have some jobs to
do to earn their livelihood….
Advice to Ms Mamta
Banerjee……
Madam, go to
Varanasi and PLEASE see the SHOOL KALESHWAR SHIVA TEMPLE and if possible take
a DIP at the River Ganges flowing there.
The EYE of Lord Shiva from that temple will watch you and see you and will
erase many a sin that you have committed.
You can also go to the ASSI GHAT and have a JOLLY ride on a
SHIKARA or on a BOAT and spend your leisure time over the River Ganges at Assi
Ghat enjoying that HEAVENLY atmosphere of the river and the ride on the Shikara…….
Especially in the morning time between 5.00AM to about 6.30AM.It is HEAVENLY
and so beautiful over there ………. During that period of time. Add to it is the
BHOR-PRABHAT-SURYA-POOJA-AUR-GANGA AARTI during that period.It is really a
WORTH of a LIFETIME to experience that in the morning…..
In the evening you
can visit the Hanuman Temple and then if possible a visit to the B.H.U to stand
in front of the statue of Mr Madan Mohan Malviya within that campus.It is worth
an experience to visit the B.H.U in the evening… worth it to say the least.
Last but NOT the LEAST. There is a place by the name of
SARNATH. PLEASE VISIT THAT PLACE….. You will experience the destruction that
Qutub-Ud-Din had done to every edifice and
building of Sarnath which Gautam Buddha had built…..
That experience will make you to feel that DESTRUCTION
that the LEFT-COMMUNIST- TRINAMOOL had caused and did it to
Bengal in the last 45 years……..
As far as your contest from Varanasi against Mr Modi……. And ultimatum
with intimidation to him ….. it is like
a FEEL GOOD factor which had FAILED in 2004 but will prove to be true in 2024……..
KHUD HI MAR MITNAY KI JID HAI HAMARI…….. which means the OBSTINATISM of getting
completely finished through and by owns decision……
Pic- : THE " KAAL - BHAIRAV " POLITICAL LAUGH ... MAR JAYENGAY , MIT JAYENGAY....
The moment you land at Varanasi, I’m very sure that the KAAL-BHAIRAV God from the Temple would
come to receive you at the Railway Station and would advise you….. DIDI,
BHAIRAV KI SUNO….. YAHAN AAPKAA KAAL AA GAYA HAI…… SOCH LOH AUR GANGA SNAAN KAY
BAAD CHALI JAO….. which means listen to this Bhairav, the GOD, .I’m/He is
advising you have a holy dip at Ganges and go back…… however you are a STREET
FIGHTER, you will KICK the KAAL, slap him on
his face and say…. MARBO AEIKHANAY AAR PORBI SHOSANAY…. Which will hit you here and
your body will fall on the burial ground…..
All these AIKHANAY and SHOSHANAY have joined the BJP for peace and prosperity. Nothing remains with the Trinamool now
As far as your CONFIDENTIAL ADVISER who advises you on on
your political moves and strategy, Mr Prashant Kishore….. kindly advise Mr Derek O’Brien to
feed him if possible with Jagatpuri/ Jayanagri MOA . Atleast the BITTERNESS that he will carry would
change to being SWEET…… he was NOT giving even 10 seats to the BJP , I
guess he will not even now get Rs 10=00 from you as his service charge….
, after the election results are out….. and yes, that MAANHAANI MUKADMA over Mr Modi by Abhishek Banerjee…… BHAI
PO……… which was for Re1=00 …… will and has BECOME a “ PO ” which in South Indian language means “
GO ” ……. Advise him to go to Mr Modi to inform him that … PYAAR
MEI KABHIE-KABHIE, AISA HOH JATAH HAI…… and the PYAARA Mr Modi may say him … TUM
KAMSIN HOH, NAADAN HOH, NAJUK HOH, BHOLE HOH…… PAR SOCCHTTAA HOON KI TUMHAY
PYAAR ( MAAF ) NA KAROOO ……
Maybe it would be a JHUK GAYA AASMAAN …… if PYAAR
happens…… after all when you see Ms Saira
Banu in Jhul Gaya Aasmaan, the PYAAR automatically happens…….
Yes, you can go to Varanasi, but remember that South Indian
word “
PO ” ……. Will feel it very
bad if Varanasi gives you that verdict…… and yes I can say with full authority
, it will be “PO ” for you at Varanasi
in 2024 if you GO at Varanasi ,
to fight any election……..
A “ BOURNVITA ” QUIZ QUESTION……..
A bespectacled Gentleman, who was the ENGLISH SPOKESPERSON
of the TMC advised Ms ,mamta Banerjee to select Mr Prasahant Kishore as her
CONFIDENTIAL ADVISER for the Bengal 2021 election and Ms Banerjee accepted that
advice in ONE “ GO ”
Who was the “ PO ” who
advised to Mamta Banerjee Didi and showed her the road for “ GO
”
HINTS - :: He wore a specs always and SPOKE NOTHING of
consequence at the rajya Sabha at all for TMC except wasting his lines on BJP,
Mr Amit Shaha and Mr Narendra Modi…… and he DRINKS nothing , as he always says
that DRINKING IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH , but makes the people all over India to drink
the BOURNVITA…..
Answer needed ……. The winner will be awarded a Jayanagari “
MOA ”
Well , that is it and That sums it all.
Regards and Thanks
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Shyamal Bhattacharjee
Mr Shyamal Bhattacharjee, the author was born at West Chirimiri Colliery at District Surguja, Chattisgarh on July 6th 1959 He received his early education at Carmel Convent School Bishrampur and later at Christ Church Boys' Higher Secondary School at Jabalpur. He later joined Hislop College at Nagpur and completed his graduation in Science and he also added a degree in B A thereafter. He joined the HITAVADA, a leading dailies of Central India at Nagpur as a Sub-Editor ( Sports ) but gave up to complete his MBA in 1984 He thereafter added a Diploma In Export Management. He has authored THREE books namely Notable Quotes and Noble Thought published by Pustak Mahal in 2001 Indian Cricket : Faces That Changed It published by Manas Publications in 2009 and Essential Of Office Management published by NBCA, Kolkatta in 2012. He has a experience of about 35 years in Marketing .
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