Pic - :: The Elephant's " EGG "
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BJP & TMC - ::
This was and this is the FIRST interaction between the BJP desert Mr Mukul Roy and the HEAD of the TMC - ::
Mamta to Mukul - So how was that at BJP.
Mukul- Didi I saw the elephant's EGG ie , an elephant laying egg over there.
Mamta- YES,YES, I have eaten the OMELETTE made out of the same. That I did it when I was the ZMinister at the NDA. Here you would get the EGGS laid by the MUSLIM GOAT .
Mukul - VEGETERIAN I'M . I CHANGE my side after looking at the RECIEPE and the CHEF who cooks that and those EGG. ..... . .....
I'm , a PURE vegetarian but I eat CAKE as those are either made by the ELEPHANT EGG or by the GOAT EGG and those are PURELY VEG ITEMS .....
HEN's MILK - ::
Pic - : Hen's Milk
Pic - :: The " HEN " Milk That Prashant Kishore Produced at Bengal and will produce for all politicians for the future
This is an early reaction between Mr Sharad Powar and Mr Prashant Kishore.....
Mr Pawar - Mr Kishore , how is that you work wonder and we as a POLITICAL IDIOTS fail..... What is your recipe of success .....
Mr Prashant Kishore - I' a BIHARI . Ever since Bihar had gone to Mr Lalu Prasad and Madam Rabri Devi the BIHARI HENS started laying LALU KA GAIYYA KA KHARA DOODH and ever since I regularly started feeding on the same, that I have started producing miracle which actually are NOT but the POLITICIANS have made it for me to believe so .....
Mr Sharad Pawar - What, DOODH, that too a hen gives it .....
Mr Prashant Kishore - ONLY the BIHARI Hens gives that NOT every hens.....
Mr Pawar - How do we get those hens..... MIRACULOUS ONE.....
Mr Prashant Kishore - The Lalu Cows produce those hens which gives the MILK when they grow up and SPECIAL permission ought to be taken from Mr Lalu Prasad as those are ONLY meant for BIHARIS like me . ..... Even Lalu Prasad does not drinks those milk from those Bihari hens that his COWS and BHAISA's produces . ..... It is ONLY meant for we people who HOP-STEP-&-JUMP from one party to another just to FEED the STINKS of POLITICIANS with votes that raises TREMORS and CREATES all round VIOLENCE after the polls are over .
Unfortunately I tried that with Mr Nitish Kumar but he is a SMART STREET INTELLIGENT who KICKED me out and the kick was SO DEVASTATING that I fell on the lap of Mamtadidi . Just see what have I produced.
In Bengal now, the entire SANATANI Hindus are being slayed and Bengal is on the BURN-OUT for the peole to die. Do you want that to happen at Maharashtra. I can do that for the NCP as well....
BAILO ( OX) SEY BHI DOODH NIKAAL DOONGA like a Sardarji who did that on the basis of a JOKE, but I do it REALLY in REALITY ....See Bengal what have I done ..... 4000 CRORES, bolo SAUDA MANJUR ......
Mr Pawar - Scratches his head with THOUGHTS hearing 4000 crores .....
Mr Prashant Kishore - Gentleman my SECOND LAW of NEWTON MOTION, which is TAUGHT in every SCHOOL of Bihar and which I LEARNED from a very EARLY age is -
"" WHEN A POLE ENTERS A HOLE A NONSENSICAL POLITICAL " SOUL" IS BORN. THE STRENGTH OF THAT SOUL DEPENDS UPON IS THE RIGIDITY OF THE POLE AND THE DIAMETER OF THAT HOLE "" .
You know Mr Pawar , That " POLE " is " ME"
This is HOW I keep on inserting my POLE in the HOLES of the NONSENSICAL POLITICIANS to whisk away by CRORES & CRORES' and the MEDIA as well as the POLITICIANS keeps on offering me the HIGHEST CHAIR to HOLE them with my FUCKING interviews. ......
BOLO MANGTAA HAI KYA ..... Do YOU NEED it Mr Pawar ........
That sums it all .
Regards and Thanks
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Shyamal Bhattacharjee
Mr Shyamal Bhattacharjee, the author was born at West Chirimiri Colliery at District Surguja, Chattisgarh on July 6th 1959 He received his early education at Carmel Convent School Bishrampur and later at Christ Church Boys' Higher Secondary School at Jabalpur. He later joined Hislop College at Nagpur and completed his graduation in Science and he also added a degree in B A thereafter. He joined the HITAVADA, a leading dailies of Central India at Nagpur as a Sub-Editor ( Sports ) but gave up to complete his MBA in 1984 He thereafter added a Diploma In Export Management. He has authored THREE books namely Notable Quotes and Noble Thought published by Pustak Mahal in 2001 Indian Cricket : Faces That Changed It published by Manas Publications in 2009 and Essential Of Office Management published by NBCA, Kolkatta in 2012. He has a experience of about 35 years in Marketing .
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