October 24th 2021 :: The " Mauka Mauka " Edifice Of Indian Cricket’s " Idiocracy " – A Change Welcome For A Worst Offing
Pic - :: The Real " FACE " Of Change And The End Of Chance, ie, The " MAUKA "
The Mauka Mauka
Edifice Of Indian Cricket’s Idiocracy – A Change Welcome For A Worst Change
So finally it is over. The animosity between the two nation,
India and Pakistan and their cricketing rabbit punching is at the end but for
some time when it once again reoccurs.
Pakistan was very happy when they trounced us by 10 wickets
for their FIRST I C C held World Cup victory against India
after a gap of 29 years, and now India is very happy to see that finally
Pakistan is out of the tourney having tasted defeat against Australia in the
semis. That is what the cricketing
monuments are for the lovers of cricket for the two nation which simply does
not consider each other a nation to be treated with respect at all .
For India PAKISTAN IS THEIR WORST ENEMY, for Pakistan ONCE
WE GET A CHANCE TO MINCE INDIA, WE WILL CONVERT THAT NATION INTO A MUSLIM
COUNTRY- for that is what the animosity that exists between India and Pakistan.
Games- be it any that starts from “ A “ and end with “ Z “ , if it is a India-Pakistan clash take it for
granted, there would be the effect of
atom bomb which infact would be far more severe than the one’s which had MELTED
the city of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1944 when America dropped it over Japan.
For that is what the emotions and the feelings that exists between India and
Pakistan.
Let us boil down to
cricket . No sooner that there is a World Cup kind of a competition, first, and
, or maybe any competition in cricket between the two country, there would be
some kind of an advertisement made in India which would completely , as if make
the Pakistani’s and their respect NAKED to be flogged by the Indians ad – SHIT making
advertisement which really pokes the needle into the eye to see those
IDIOCRACIES of an ad prepared and aired on the TV by the Indian TV channels. Of
course they are paid heavily by those
who made and make it, and who not only create a furore , but they earn and rake
millions by it.
The Read Most
Message Of The Ads Before the Indo-Pak Clash - ::
The message that they
float on the ad is as if PAKISTAN AND
PAKISTANI’S SIMPLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT CRICKET IS, WHAT THE BAT AND THE BALL MEANS
AND HOW TO USE IT TO PLAY. That is a kind of an ad that we always get
to see on the TV whenever there is an international cricket tournament that
would be held . The repercussion is across the border they also come out with
their methodology of flaunting the Indians and their public at large. This is
what the people get to read about the most about the FICTITIOUS ad and then they start swimming in the air of despondency always thinking about what would happen if
India loses in the tournament to their opponent especially to Pakistan when
they take on Pakistan.
Pakistani’s Much
Better In Their Ads As Against India-:
Pakistan , that I have watched their some of their ads that
they prepare after watching the Indian ads on cricket to flaunt and equalize it
against India have been much better in comparism while ptreparing their ads.
I watched one particular ads on the U-Tube, an ad that they
negated as against the ad MAUKA MAUKA-
a BULL-SHIT and SENSELESS ad that India has
prepared , they were fairly balance to say it, in terms of a song that KYA HUA JOH AAPNAY HAMESHA WORLD CUP KAA
MATCH JEETA , HUMNAY AAPKOH ZYADA PEETA. It means that what is so much to boast about
that you have always beaten us and hammered us in the World Cup matches, we
hammered you BLUE that counts
much as compared to the victory that you have tasted in the World Cup. That
actually was and is a correct manner to praise the other first and then hammer
them at the point most needed to hammer
.
The cricketing ads
right from 1996 till now, that has been prepared by those who prepare it before
a World Cup cricket tournament , has always made a kind of a SHIT to the
cricket and their respect and even before the tournament starts, the Indian and
the public take it in an manner that NOBODY
IT WOULD BE EXCEPT INDIA THAT WOULD WIN THIS WORLD CUP CRICKET TOURNEY.
So poor that India has been, India has only won ONE World
Cup in 2011, shared ONE Champions Trophy and won the other when that
MENTOR-IN-CHIEF was the Captain of India, and India has won only ONE T-20 World
Cup.
TWENTY SIX YEARS WITH THREE TROPHIES WON AND ONE SHARED WITH ONLY
FOUR FINALS PLAYED.That is India and her cricketing strength whose
balance sheet retells that India’s cricket asset in terms of the LIQUID
ASSET is 3500 crores of
rupees- it could be even more.
Does Indian Team Really
Corresponds To The Ad That Is Being Prepared To “ CUMFOX ” Their Public Hopes
This is a million dollar question and also a question of conjecture
?. The question that arises first is- WHICH AND WHAT A KIND OF A TEAM DOES WINS
THE TITLE OR THE CHAMPIONSHIP. The
anwer is that team which is fully balanced in all the department of the game is
the one which wins the championship. After this the question that arises is HAS ANY OF THE INDIAN TEAM IN ANY
DISCIPLINE HAVE BEEN EVER BALANCED TO WIN THE TILTLE OR THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
The answer in AFTER 1952 IN HOCKEY
AND AFTER THE 1952 TEST SERIES
AGAINST PAKISTAN AND AFTER THE 1962 ASIAN GAMES SOCCER THAT INDIA WON AS THE
TITLE NEVER EVER ANY INDIAN TEAM HAD BEEN FULLY BALANCED IN ANY SPORTS THAT
THEY PARTICIPATED.
It is and it makes it so simple that everytime that an
Indian team has participated in any international tourney- it was NEVER at all balanced and that was the
reason for India to taste the defeat always. In HINDSIGHT we always are FORCED
to select a weak team, due to many an internal and external pressure and with
that a kind of a weak team in actuality we hope to win the titles. The ads
prepared puts in a wrong message in terms of the READ-MOST test and we falter –
only to sort to the most undemocratic function to PELT-AND-BELT the
players , whereas in reality and actuality it is this the most heinous and the dangerous ad makers who should be put to the
gallows but they very cleverly are out of the scene.
The Worst ad And
The Worst Indian Cricket Team - ::
Ever since 1996 when the cricketing ads took the centre
stage by storm, the one of the WORST ad that I could see and visualize has been
the “ MAUKA – MAUKA ” ad,. I
treally do not know what actually is the THEME
and the CENTRAL SCHEME
of this ad. To make a LAUGHTER of the opponents
and it’s players , this ad has been the centre of all the laughter’s and a sugar coated pills for it’s own brethren
, ie , for the Indian players . Bangladesh was the FIRST to alter and put the
ad back to us and our bums with their bowler Mustafizur Rehman killing
us and chopping us to semi death. It
started from that series loss to Bangladesh where we lost to them by 1-2 and
the full circle now has been completed with Pakistan gulping us with such a
shameless manner that it really buried everybody , for Pakistan it
was a moment to savour as they had beaten us for their first ever World Cup
victory conducted by the I.C.C under it’s belt, against India. SHAMEFULLY it
was a RAPE that Pakistan conducted to LOOT our shame for NO-PIE.
That is it.
The ACRIMONY and the FALLACY of the TV
World -:
Every time whenever there is any matches in any tournament that
is being played by this two ever
enemy a nation , we always see a bump being created by the one’s who
are in the world of TV . They bring in one or two that they call it SPECIALIST
of that game to speak on the subject. These so called the anchors put and
always put their words and try their best for these specialist to bow to them
and come out spilling and vomiting what they want those words that they put
into their mouth to be spoken by these specialist invited. This is something
very acropolis’s to think about when the
real fact is that the city that they wish to boast for remains under say 10,000
feet below the sea level.
A lot of hot debate with the specialities invited
controlling their tongues is seen and watched. Thereafter the results comes out
and we are a BIG-ZERO when it comes to it in yterms of the results. Sometimes
it appears that the TV anchors are the ones who would play actually rather the
team playing. These young turks and coots were not even born when and since
when India and her team selection was always done by the demons to allow the
dogs to bite it as the remains after these demons had sucked the blood of the
team selected. Just that their pockets are filled with PETRO-DOLLARS and U.S.
Dollars, they feel that simply making India a champion on the TV show will
actually make India the champion on the field which DOES NOT AND NEVER HAS
HAPPENED.
We, for our Hockey to
win an Olympic medal after 41 years and we for all our sports to go to HELL has been the reason for all the
wrong ACROPOLIS ARCHITECT that is there, and in the world of TV we always had them to carve out a title win for
India. This will never stop and to ice
the cake we always have had the
Ad World- The MAD World .
Was This Indian
Team Worth At All To Win This Championship - ::
Bitter pills to digest and SUGAR COATED PILLS
to accept to cure the illness and the remedy THIS INDIAN TEAM, THIS INDIAN
CAPTAIN AND THIS INDIAN COACH WERE JUST NOT WORTH ENOUGH FOR ANYTHING AND WERE
ALL GODD FOR NOTHING.
Here are some of the “ BLOX-IMS ” , which will
never go down the throat for the gulp but which is true-:
A). The Coach, ie the HEAD COACH is a person who has a 10
feet long tongue with no saliva or any spittoon in it.He BORROWS the SPITOONS
from the Captain Virat Kohli to spit it seems thogh he is paid and was paid Rs
8 crores per annum for his duty. Over the last ten years that he was in the charge of the team, he received 80
crores of rupees, but produced nothing.
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HE PERHAPS SO FAR HAS BEEN THE HIGHEST IN TERMS OF THE PAYMENT FOR
THE COACH IN THE WORLD PRODUCING NOTHING AT ALL IN TERMS OF TITLE WINS.
Put your nut into it and compare him with all the other coaches that we possess
in the world who would have received that a kind of money to produce NOTHING in
terms of anything. Infact he is the one who is and who has to be made responsible for completely crushing the Indian cricket for worth 80 CRORES of Indian currency .
B ) . The Captain has been a BOISTEROUS entity to speak everything about the team which
boasted of nothing in terms of the quality. A fake identity has been created
for him by the TV world and the TV ads as if he is something a ZENUIS of everything . What had and what has India
achieved under this arrogant GUAFILA which
if converted into an Arabic language it would mean KHALIFA. There is a song in this Hindi movie sung by
Kishoreda and Asha Tai and it is in the song - : RUNG JAMA NAHIN HAI , ABHI SAMAA NAHIN HAI which means the occurrence
has not taken any place at all, and the climate too has not come for anything good. For ten years the main
Coach and this Captain have laden themselves with this BYOCREPCY which the lexicographer have converted it into CREEPY
for a easy use of the word and the language. That is what this duo had been.
C ). The MENTOR is the one who to save his skin
once against a MEEK and a SHEEP side that Bangladesh is- took off one of his
gloves in the match , ran about 15 yards to run out Mustafizur Rehman. That verdict went against Bangladesh once when
the Umpire ruled him, ie the Batsman out .
WHERE IN THE WORLD YOU HAVE A RULE THAT THE WICKET KEEPER CAN KEEP
THE WICKETS/ WICKET BY DONNING ONE GLOVES AND TAKING OUT THE OTHER DURING THE COURSE OF THE MATCH. That
is what is the BRAIN- TREASURE of this mentor.
No sooner that this mentor came into the picture it was
evident that his BUN, Hardik
Pandya- one of the most worst and useless cricketer that could ever play for
india, would get the nod by any mean and by any NOD, and that is what had
happened. First- to play Hardil is to play with fire without holding any
extinguisher or water and then an injured Hardik. It was like taking the field
without either the heart or the lungs and without it……. Nothing needs to be written more about it.
D ). The worst that one could see always India fielding. If
you really have to see the pumkins or a water melon rolling on the field just
you have to watch these Indian fielders moving all over the field- the rest is
enough and that would make yours day to watch them on the field to field for
their side.
Ever since 2011 there
have been about a different half a dozen fielding coach that was attached to
this Indian side which included Jhonty Rhodes as well. The manner in which they run, it seems that Osian Bolt’s kids might
have run in that manner when they were in their Mother’s tomma. That is the
manner in which our fielder run to field and play while fielding.
E ). The Pool Of Boot (Y) Shared The selction of the players is plainly
on their money that they share from the top to the bootom which also includes
the HEAT, BODY and the HEAD including the LUNGS that holds the key in Indian
cricket and in the team. It is very evident that India cannot field a
CLEAN-WHITE team for anything in cricket. The Captain knows it very well that
if I scream aloud my MONEY will go. WHY
THE HELL I SCREAM TO LOSE MY CREAM , it hardly matters who plays. My
money ought to come to me from all the quarters. Better keep shut and continue with the acrimony rather than being a
MEEK-SHEEP to walk down the lane with cry
and fry.
This I.P.L, this CHEAP MONEY the SHALLOW and the SHADOW
which creeps into the Indian team everytime had and has completely minced our
cricket. To salvage our prestige to earn BUCKS
and LOCKS of the same , we
prepare all kind of underprepared quality less unaccepted wickets saying that
these are the turners- whereas in actualities these are NOT even a QUALITY possessing wickers . We
somehow prepare these wickets to salvage our prestige to win the matches and
those nonsense who are not even worth to
play cricket in the by-lanes and the lanes perfrm like anything to be called as
worth for. The actuality is A
CHAMPION WINS IN ANY KIND OF THE SURFACE AND WE DO NOT POSSESS THOSE QUALITIES.
This will always remain in the modern
version of useless Indian cricket .
F ) . The Coaches- when you have a bowling coach who did not
even capture TEN wickets in his entire cricketing career, when you have a batting Coach who did not even
play Five Test to score atleast one fifty in his career, and when you have a
fielding coach who just cannot and could not run a 50 metres properly as a
cricketer , what can you expect with these kind of super funks. That is the
reality of the Indian coaches
Sunil Gavaskar in his entire life as a cricketer did commit two sins. One was to drop Kapil Dev for a Test
match, and the other was to prop up and make Ravi Shashtri a national cricketer
by kicking out the likes of Krishna Bhaskar Pillai and rajinder Amarnath. That
sin which Gavaskar committed and created to make a BLUE of the BLUSH
, will BRUSH Sunil Gavaskar when he would have to face the Lord Shiva after his
death. Lord Shiva will BRUSH Sunil Gavaskar for the BLUE and the BLUSH that he
created to make the things a PHEMY of BLAS for Indian cricket by making this
entity whom we call it Ravi Shashrti. Maybe the grandson and grand daughter’s
of Mr Gavaskar the GREAT, that we call it Sunil will have to bear the HEGEMONY in reverse to equalize the
sin that Mr gavaskar did commit in this life.
Ravi Shashtri can boast and talk much about anything.
Basically he was nothing of anything in
terms of being credited as a champion and he infact is the most useless and
boring personality that can ever be found anywhere in the earth. Success is not
measured by and measured in terms of how many a filmy heroines did spent their
night with you in your bed and how many
of them were screwed and jacked by you in your younger days. These
cricketers consider this as the receipe
of their success.
G ). The Viral and the VIRUS Of WOOD
and BOLLYWOOD . To explain it somewhere a wrong
feeling and a wrong notion has developed into the brain of the ladies in
general that hooking or getting hooked to the cricketers will mean that the WORLD IS FULL OF BLOOMS. These
virus from the film industry, whether HE or SHE that has engaged themselves
with this game of cricket has made everything go dirty, and filthy besides being
heinous by nature and crime that has come to play the sports in full and in its
utmost best capacity. To many, these vials VIRUS might be the sign of virtuous prosperity
and they may give it a term LADY – LUCK to them who gets associated with these
useless virus . In reality these are the
remains of the ashes that could be seen thereafter with the time that would
show it to them.
LUCK IS NEEDED WHEN YOU PLAY A GAME IN THE CASINO OR WHEN YOU GAMBLE, SPORTS NEEDS PERFECTION WHICH COMES THROUGH PRACTISE AND PRACTICE THAT GOES FOR HOURS ALTOGETHER. If lady luck is it that gives the GOLD, then I would advice Bajrang Punia to take his wife along with him to compete instead of practising that hard he practices. .All wrong concept has entered in cricket and the one's who floated and propagated these theories are none other then the one's who come to the TV show with all the BULL-SHITS. .
H) . The retention
of some of the players and the selection of some are really probing. Matches
after matches, series after series, and tournament after tournament some of
them have NEVER at all proved their credentials anyway as a players at all. They
simply cannot be considered as
cricketers at all for their quality as they do not possess any quality of a
consistent cricketer at all. The names that comes to mind are Ajinkya Rahane,
Shkiar Dhawan, Bhubaneshwar Kumar, even Mohammed Shami never did appear any good leave apart the question of the best, and Umesh Yadav always was a passenger in the side. Ishant Sharma five years ago was finished as a bowler but was continued. If you have a side where there are as many as FIVE-SPENT- FORCE in terms of the BULLETS, obviously when the shots needs to be fired will BOOSE-OFF and
there are some who completely have failed to prove themselves at and by
consistency at any level of the game and the name primarily comes to the mind
is Chahal, Hardik Pandya to name a few. Yet it is so intriguing that these have
been continued. Never expect the Indian team to do anything worth in any tournaments that would be held abroad.
It simply goes without any proof that the Indian team
comprises of the players USELESS but those who prefer to share their booty to retain
their place in the team. This is far more evident when we and when one talks
about the players named here. How can you justify Cheteshwar Pujara being
deropped from the team when that MENTOR-THE-GREAT was the Captain
of the side. Nobody DARES to
do and conduct a thorough probe on these useless but criminal Indian
cricketers. Even the Prime Minister does not seems to possess the strength to do
so. These and this the cricketers know it well , and at the back
they have a very strong CORRUPTED
and a CORRUGATED B.C.C.I backing it. That is why Indian cricket
is going tpo the dogs. It is only these ads that makes the people to lose their
heads over these FUNKS- else Indian cricket is a LUMP of SHIT that needs to be
put at the SEPTIC TANK.
Needless to say and useless to write further the Bollywood
and it’s useless virus along with the magnanimity of the business world that
has mingled with Indian cricket along with the nexus of the underworld , which has completely destroyed and finished
the Indian cricket. Along with it the politicians blending it with their colour
, Indian cricket is a TALE -PIECE of the MOLLS that SHAKES AND MOVES the world
to falsify that nothing is best than it as a sports- in reality it is a HOLLOW DRUM that beats fast and LOUD only to fool the others.
Happy that the MAUKA-MAUKA ad would change but then again with
another chance ie , another MAUKA some BULL-SHIT again to feel the unbearable taste of it
would reappear.
THAT IS INDIAN
CRICKET AND THE ONE’S WHO ARE CONNECTED WITH IT – for that is the CHANGE
that Indian cricket brings along with it.
That is it
Regards and Thanks
Pics
Shyamal Bhattacharjee
Mr Shyamal Bhattacharjee, the author was born at West Chirimiri Colliery at District Surguja, Chattisgarh on July 6th 1959 He received his early education at Carmel Convent School Bishrampur and later at Christ Church Boys' Higher Secondary School at Jabalpur. He later joined Hislop College at Nagpur and completed his graduation in Science and he also added a degree in B A thereafter. He joined the HITAVADA, a leading dailies of Central India at Nagpur as a Sub-Editor ( Sports ) but gave up to complete his MBA in 1984 He thereafter added a Diploma In Export Management. He has authored THREE books namely Notable Quotes and Noble Thought published by Pustak Mahal in 2001 Indian Cricket : Faces That Changed It published by Manas Publications in 2009 and Essential Of Office Management published by NBCA, Kolkatta in 2012. He has a experience of about 35 years in Marketing .
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