A " FOOT " In The Tongue - After " VOICE OF INDIAN CRICKET " , We Now Have A " 12 FEET FOUR INCHES OF TONGUE " In Indian Cricket

Pic - :: The " FOOT " In The  Tongue Which Depicts Indian Cricket 

Too Long A Tongue In Cricket

To start with it is only the FOOT IN THE MOUTH. Though very wrong, still I want to make it the FOOT IN THE TONGUE. This is the WORLD of IDIOCRACY full with new additions and if those can  help you to get you a new dimension in terms of anything new that would add to your size and dimension , you become a NATIONAL HERO. I’m also trying to become one by using a WRONG idiom hoping that I will become one of those idiot who would be termed as GREAT by using all the wrong one’s be it the words or anything !. After all this world is HOW TO MAKE ONE’S PLACE BY FOLLING THE OTHERS . Now let me come to the topic

Tongues – this is one biological part of the human body that either makes you or completely breaks you. Had not MAA KAALI  realized her wrong after trampling her Husband , the Lord Shiva, and expresiing her wrong by hanging out that LONG TONGUE, I think on that day Maa Kali would have finished the world. The manner in which she cut the demons, one after one, she would have completely ravaged the world and finished it, if not her Husband Lord Shiva, used that tactics to stop her from destructing this world.

Maa Kali was and always has  been a GODDESS. She has many incarnations and many a different form of the same. She is Parvati when it comes to being the wife of Lord Shiva. She is Maa Durga when it comes to take the form of STRENGTH as she is the Goddess for strength, she is Maa Kali when it comes to save the earth from the sins and the demons.  She is Maa Sheetla Mata when it comes to controlling the cold weather…… she has many a forms and each one is different from the other. She takes out her tongue to express her grief, sorrow, or show her temper and anger when she fights like the demons of the stature of Maisasura . That is when she uses her tongue.

Why are the tongues ought to be kept in their place ?. Why is that the tongues have to be used for some specific reason. Tongues can spill disaster and the class example of the same was when Draupadi used those words ANNDHE KA BACHCHAA …..

Pic - :: The Tongue Of Ravi Shastri - Too Long To Bear It's Talk 

Then after blanking all the hope, he came out with a advertisement saying that FIRST KA THIRST. The thirst is  HOW LONG WILL THE INDIAN VIEWERS CONTINUE TO HEAR THESE IDIOTS OF CRICKETERS THAT WE CALL THEM THE MODERN CRICKETERS OF THE DYING DAYS WHO HAVE TURNED THEMSELVES AS A CRICKET COMMENTATORS OF SHIT IN TERMS OF  QUALITY.

This team has the quality and the ingredient to beat the South Africa for the first time in 29 years he lamented and  spoke loudly. Yes we BEAT the Proteas for the first time to believe for us that we have NOTHING in cricket as compared to them . The South African’s can NEVER believe this series victory has been achieved by them inspite of being the WORST ever cricket team that South Africa has ever produced. The Indians still are believeing that they were robbed of the victory inspite of scoring 327, 172,  276, some 190 plus, 223 and 198 whereas the Proteas or the Springboks as they are termes as had scored 197, 191, some 180 and 243 for 3, 210 and 216 for 3.

That was the THIRST FOR FIRST to slip down from 327 that was the thirst to inch from 197 to score like 243 for 3 and 216 for 3. That was the to 198 and FIRST THIRST of the Proteas to improve and the THIRST OF " PENCHANT "  FOR FIRST by the Indian team to ……. What do I say.

If I write more the THIRST to take my LIFE FIRST will be ONE amongst that MFA-6 or his buddies-disciple’s who speak to the microphones to save their skin and their life .That is  the modern FIRST KA THIRST of Indian cricket , now, for you.

Indian Cricket Team - :: A pack Of Useless cards Without Any  “ TRUMP ”- SC/ST seat invented

What is the status of the present Indian cricket team. There are NO openers worth calling them openers. K.L Rahul stroked some runs in the first innings of the first Test but thereafter could muster only a few to end the series with 227 runs. He I think has been the only ONE Indian cricketer to get past that figure of 200 in the series in terms of runs compilation. Now he is the Captain for the one dayers, a game in which he is totally unfit for.

Pujara completely showed that his mentality now was not there for the entire series. Mentally he is bogged down. Kohli completely has slowed down and his reflexes have gone down. Rahane is a cricketer who I think has brought the concept of 0.9090 percent of the seat are RESERVED for SC/ST , in Indian cricket ,  I guess he does not falls into that category in reality but his performance for the last three years is making me to write it. His place is secured under the SC/ST quota, there are 10 who have to fight for their place. Mayank Aggarwal will NEVER be a HIT anytime against Australia, England, South Africa and New-Zealand at their respective countries, and that " HIT-MAN " is NOT at all a FITMAN whose game does not falls to suit to play the five day game at all. .

Indian Hockey Forwards Equal To Indian cricket Openers

I’m writing a book – From Dhyan to Dhan – Indian Hockey:: Extra Time or Sudden Death. I was talking to Ashok KKumar on the subject .He told me that ever since he started playing for India, these were the Centre Forward of India , in the various tourneys-:

1). Harbinder Singh, 2). Harjinder Singh Chimni , 3).  Rajwinder Singh, 4). Kulwant Singh 5). Ajit Singh 6). B.P.Govinda, 7). M.P. Kusha, 8). Shivaji Pawar, 9 ) . Syed Ali, 10) . Balbir Singh Garewal 11). Sukhbir Singh Grewal . This is a CENTRE FORWARD TEAM XI in Indian Hockey .

Ask any commentator who was the 12) . Indian Centre Forward who played after Ashok had left the Indian team in 1979.It was Surinder Singh Sodhi at the Moscow Olympics. No commentator would be able to name him 

Compare it with the openers in Indian cricket that has paired with Sunil gavaskar from 1971 to 1987 till he played Test matches for India-::

1). Ashok Mankad , 2). Ramnath parker 3). Chetan Chauhan, 4 ) . Farokh Engineer 5 ). Eknath Solkar 6 ). Sudhir Nail 7 ). Dilip Vengsarkar 8). Chetan Chauhan 9 ). K.Srikkanth 10 ).  Pranab Roy 11). Gulam Parkar 12 ) . Arun lal 13). Ravi Shashtri 14). Roger Binny 15). Anshuman Gaekwad 16) . Manoj Prabhakar 17 ). Mohinder Amarnath , 18 ). Parthasarathy Sharma 19 ). Hemant Kanitkar and 20 ) . Syed Abid Ali 

Ask any of the Indian commentator commenting on TV about who was the next opener who after Gavaskar retiring had opened in the Test match- it was Raman Lamba but none would be able to name him. These are the TV commentator that we hear them on the IDIOT BOX- class of IDIOTS that they think that the others are?. . !! . !! 

This list includes a set of 11 openers who are in the First Eleven and then the SIX  (06) RESERVES, beside THREE  (03) stand-byes  that are there in the team of Indian opening batsman Team for Sunil Gavaskar . If I add Gpal Bose who opened with Gavaskar inthe unofficial Test match, it becomes such that to find a suitable partner for Gavaskar, the Indian selectors as good as formed two different teams of Indian opners still they could not find any one suitable for Gavaskar except Chetan Chauhan who from 1977 to 1981 gave  the  century runs partnership  for as many as 11 times for the 1st wicket and once for the fourth wicket.

In retrospect Desmond Haynes opened with Gordon Greenidge first in 1978 and kept on opening with him till 1989 . That reflects the difference when it comes to choosing the correct and appropriate players for the team, and this is how the selection of Indian team is all about.

That is the IMPROVEMENT in Indian Hockey and that is the improvement of Indian cricket

 NO DOUBT THAT INDIA HAD NOT WON A SINGLE WORLD CUP HOCKEY TITLE  AFTER 1975 AND NO DOUBT THAT IF IT WAS NOT THE “ MUMBAI INDIAN KA BADA BABU  AUR BHABHIJI ” , INDIAN CRICKET TEAM WOULD NOT HAVE WON THAT TITLE IN 2011.

To win in a Test series you need to have the openers who always would give you a 100 plus as the opening stand and to win in Hockey you need to have a Hassan Sardar to say as a Centre Forward. One Hassan Sardar won SEVEN titles for Pakistan including ONE Olympic, Two World Cups , Two Asian Games - Cup  in 1982 and a Asian Gold at Asian Games at New Delhi ( Pakistan ::7, India::1) , and ONE Kapil Dev won the 1983 World Cup, the 1985 Benson and Hedges World Cup, the 1984 Asia Cup and the 1986 Rothmans Cup ( India-125, Imran Khan- 6 for 14  and Pakistan-86, Sunil Gavaskar 5 catches).

What will you win when you drop a LOLLY at the slips ( Cheteswar Pujara ) and a LOLLY at the Forward Short leg when Buvama or that HUNGAMA was dropped of the bowling of Shami by an Indian uselss fielder at the Forward  Shot Leg .

Indian cricket always had the SUPERSTAR without any GREAT SUPER PERFORMANCE on a consecutive and CONSISTENT basis. Superstars cannot win you series consecutively, SUPER PLAYERS WOULD .

You blame the entire country playing against XI guys. Why do not you blame yourself by admitting the FACT that you GUYS are NOT CRICKETERS fit to play Test matches at all.

SINGING ON THE MICROPHONE- BANGING ALL THE “ UNS ”

Two  “ WRONGS ” DOES NOT MAKES A “ RIGHT ”- EITHER IN HOCKEY OR IN CRICKET. These two games were the one's which as a team game had given India some glory beside the identities. Both this games have been made the WRONG UNS by the administrators that runs that, and by the wrong policies that these administrators that had it. 

The FIRST wrong is the position, of the  Centre Forward ,  in Indian Hockey and the SECOND wrong is the OPENERS in Indian cricket.

Those 12 feet four inches tongues, that belongs to a man whose fees are Rupees Eight Crores per annum,  measuring six feet two inches,  that sings the LULLABHOY of Indian cricket does not makes the THIRST of the FIRST to get quenched, at all,  to say that – IDIOTS are APLENTY in the world of TV channels that does the barking on the Indian cricket. Before that we had the FOCAL LENGTH who saw Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly measuring 17,696 metres', individually ,  as compared to the Himalayas which measures at 8848 metres'. 

THANKS AND THANK YOU GOD- FOR THAT FOCAL LENGTH HAD FORGOTTEN THE CONCEPT OF RADIUS OF CURVATURE, OR ELSE HE WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE HEIGHT OF THE TWO MENTIONED CRICKETERS TO ABOUT 35392 METRES.

If I have I think spoken in a wrong manner I would have to put my foot on my tongue, as depicted in the picture/photo- but  WILL THAT EVER IMPROVE THE STANDARD OF EITHER THE GAME OF HOCKEY OR CRICKET .

Fine- if YES , but if NO then I press my foot on my tongue with a DROP of the TEAR that rolls from my eye. That is what I have depicted in the photo/picture as above. That is the PAIN . 

 TEARS ROLLS BY WHEN WE SEE THESE MODERN DAYS CRICKETERS PLAYING AT ABROAD .

Tongues cannot wipe the tears - better understand that. However the tongue and the tears can be controlled, that is what ought to be  understood and learned  be it in hockey or cricket. 

That is it 

Regards and Thanks

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Shyamal Bhattacharjee 

Mr Shyamal Bhattacharjee, the author was born at West Chirimiri Colliery at District Surguja, Chattisgarh on July 6th 1959 He received his early education at Carmel Convent School Bishrampur and later at Christ Church Boys' Higher Secondary School at Jabalpur. He later joined Hislop College at Nagpur and completed his graduation in Science and he also added a degree in  B A thereafter. He joined the HITAVADA, a leading dailies of Central India at Nagpur as a      Sub-Editor ( Sports ) but gave up to complete his MBA in 1984 He thereafter added a Diploma In Export Management. He has authored THREE books namely Notable Quotes and Noble Thought published by Pustak Mahal in 2001 Indian Cricket : Faces That Changed It  published by Manas Publications in 2009 and Essential Of Office Management published by NBCA, Kolkatta  in 2012. He has a experience of about 35 years in Marketing .

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