Ukraine To Buy Gandhi Chakra -The Same " WEAPON " That Threw British Out Of India :: Call In For " ME TOO " And Award Wapsi Gang To Restore Peace
Ukraine To Buy Gandhi
Chakra- The Same Weapon Which Threw The Britishers Out – Help From Award Wapsi
And ME Too sought
It is a news that has
raised many a strom all over the world. With the Russisn insurgency and with
Ukraine , with all it’s weak mite, completely on the verge of surrender, and
even worst that is to follow, a NEHRUVIAN-GANGHIAN, Mr Shashi Tharoor with his TOWERING
English dialect, and FLOWERING the “ B-B ” pair, all of a sudden reached Kiev,
the city, which is the capital of Ukraine .
This trio of “ B-B-S ” met the Ukrainian President, a
COMEDIAN-CHARACTER ACTOR- Ukrainian Film hero, Mr Jelensky and held about a 105
minutes of a rare kind of meeting in which they spoke about how the pair of “
N-G ” , which actually is full of NAITIKTA – GHANCHAKKAR , ie ,
the principles of IDEALISM ,
of Mahatma Gandhi, and TOPSY-TURVY
, the STRONGEST WEAPON of Pandit Jawarharlal Nehru , used the “ MOST POTENT WEAPON ” , the most powerful one, which was
manufactured mostly by the road side
toys making and producing sellers, at Gujarat, that completely TORPEOD
the Britishers before they saw their WATERLOO,
at India, though actually it is based at France, and decided to leave India , once for ever
and remain at peace with themselves.
In the meetings and the talks that lasted between the COMEDIAN personality of Ukraine
who is their President, and the COMEDIAN
of Indian politics at India, who is always best at sparking comedy, totally CONFUSED
whether should he accept the COMEDY role of the President Of Congress, and assisting by another FORCE-COMEDIAN-IN-MAKING,
Mr Shashi Tharoor, after a lot of discussion, at last, however, could convince
the Ukranian President, Mr Jelensky, that the BEST weapon to FIGHT and
KICCK-OUT the Putin Comannded Russian would be to immediacy and immediately, buy many, many, many and so many INDIAN CHAKRA
which Gandhiji used to weave the fabrics, that cut the throat of the
Britishers, like the RED-HOT-KNIFE cuts
and runs through the butter .
Completely assured and with full of conformity , the
Ukranian President, Mr Jelensky, agrreing to this weapon, that was used by
Mahatma Gandhi which KICKED
the BRITISHERS on their ARSE to send them rolling and to
the land of English, and England , has had a high level of talks with the
Indian Premier, Mr Narendra Modi to supply as much as possible, these CHAKRAS
, such a potent weapon , that could drive out the Russian and bring about a
victory for the Ukrainian’s and later restore PEACE in the world.
Production Output
A Problems:: The “ ME-TOO ” Gang and
the “ AWARD WAPSI ” Pitches In - :
The fury at which
the Russians are hitting Ukranian’s and at the places where it hits them the
most, and the manner in which the Russians are capturing Ukraine, from all
angle it appears that another 24 hours would be enough for Russia to capture
the entire land of Ukraine.
Looking into this and with the SOFT HEART that Mr Modi
possesses, he immediately urged the AWARD
WAPSI GANG and the ME-TOO
Gang to atleast show the sympathy towards the Ukranians’ and what turned out
was a miracle.
Lakhs and crores of the follower of the ME-TOO gang and all the AWARD-WAPSI personnel’s
together sat on the road side and promised to manufacture and produce chakra,
which would be as many as the entire population of Ukraine so that every
Ukraininan gets atleast one chakra, to rotate it and use it against the Russain
force led by Mr Putin, so that they are under the fearful stroke of the “ N-G ” and start deserting the
land of Ukraine, just as similar to the one’s who one by one have deserted the Congress to leave the
BJP at peace.
This act of ME-TOO Gang and the AWARD WAPSI Gang has
received a worldwide acclamation, adulations
and award
to place this gang on the coaster of rolls, and very high on the ROLLER-COASTER that the NOBEL
PRIZE COMMITTEE, now has come forward in the most amiable manner to confer the award of NOBEL PRIZE FOR PEACE to
Madam Shabana Azmi and Mr Javed Akhtar saying that -:
NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE
WORLD WAS IT SEEN OR NOTICED, TO HAVE LED THE GANGS IN SUCH A PHILONTHARIST MANNER
TO PUT A CAUSE TO END THE DREADFUL WAR BY THEIR METHODOLGY OF CEASING THE
DREADFUL SITUATION TO RESTORE PEACE.
With the Gandhi “ SOOT-KATAI-CHAKRA ” as a
weapon, the Ukranians are all very confident that once this reaches there hands
, they would use it to chop the heads and the throats of the Russians and
ensure a GREATEST VICTORY for Ukranians , that the victory of
that kind was NEVER achieved at the world before.
In the meantime, Mr Shahsi Tharoor, looking into the
beautiful ladies from Odessa , has taken a vow with the Ukranian President
agreeing to his request, of marrying a BEAUTIFUL LADY, assuring him that if the
marriage does not works out- HE WILL SEND THE KABAB- TANDOOR of the Lady to him as a gift, a MIRACLE that
the Congress’ generally does to their
lady , either from the party , or thar comes out of the marriage at the
Congress party.
Anyway the Ukranians have declared that they will now win
the war after the GANDHI-SOOT-KATAI-CHAKRA reaches their country and their
hands.
SUCH IS THE POWER OF GANDHIAN TRUTH OF “ SOOT-KATAI-CHAKRA
” COMPLETELY SUPPORTED BY JAWAHARLAL NEHRU THAT DROVE THE BRITISHERS OUT OF INDIA TO WIN THE WAR OF INDEPENDENCE OF INDIA.
That is it
Regards and Thanks
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Shyamal Bhattacharjee
Mr Shyamal Bhattacharjee, the author was born at West Chirimiri Colliery at District Surguja, Chattisgarh on July 6th 1959 He received his early education at Carmel Convent School Bishrampur and later at Christ Church Boys' Higher Secondary School at Jabalpur. He later joined Hislop College at Nagpur and completed his graduation in Science and he also added a degree in B A thereafter. He joined the HITAVADA, a leading dailies of Central India at Nagpur as a Sub-Editor ( Sports ) but gave up to complete his MBA in 1984 He thereafter added a Diploma In Export Management. He has authored THREE books namely Notable Quotes and Noble Thought published by Pustak Mahal in 2001 Indian Cricket : Faces That Changed It published by Manas Publications in 2009 and Essential Of Office Management published by NBCA, Kolkatta in 2012. He has a experience of about 35 years in Marketing .
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