What Really Ails Indian Cricket :: It Is “ EVIL” That Is Ruling The “ ROOST”


Pic - :: A Caricature Of An " AIL" Ruling The " ROOST " In Indian Cricket 

What Really Ails Indian Cricket :: It Is “ EVIL” That Is Ruling The “ ROOST ”  

 Yesterday was again a day that would best be tried to erase out of the memory , mind and the heart of Indian cricket. In one of the most one sided loopy affair that has many a history inscribed on this game, The Indian cricket was  ravaged by an Australian side which was simply outstanding in every department of the game to mince India by such a huge margin of defeat in the World Test Cricket finals that this will I think one would never like to talk about it anymore.

Defeat or win is a part and parcel of the game.But the manner in which the Indian cricket team loses the crunch matches, that are really unbelievable and hard to explain.  One of the most richest game, one of the most richest Board that governs the game, and perhaps the most RICHEST amongst the all rich players,in India, that are involved in their respective game, the Indian cricket team undoubtedly produces the most IMPOVERISH results in most of the tournament that it plays and that raises many an alarm.

The one pertinent question is IS THE INDIAN TEAM REALLY THAT WORTH TO BE ASSUMED AS A FULLY WELL BALANCED TEAM. The simple answer is NO. The Indian cricket team carries with it many a bag and baggages, but it NEVER CARRIES THE OUTSTANDING ELEVEN PLAYERS TO WIN ANY CONSEQUENTIAL MATCHES AT ALL.

 What really mars the Indian cricket team and why is that in every consequential final matches it comes out a fallible NINE PINS

The answer could be discussed in brief or in details but the real answer and the truth is the INDIAN CRICKET TEAM RUNS ON MONEY, GLITZ, GLAMOUR , FILTHY POLICIES , EXTERNAL PRESSURE IMPLIED , HALF FIT AND UNFIT CRICKETER, and those who HARDLY have any commonsense either to run the game or to select anything worth to run the team and this is the reason that the Indian cricket team never comes out winner in the consequential matches.

It Harps Around “ MYTH ” , “ MIRAGE ” , “ FLUKES ”  “ MYSTERY ” All Detrimental To The Game :: The " NAIL-HAMMERED - IN - THE - HEAD - OF - INDIAN - CRICKET " 


Pic - The Caricature Of The " NAIL" Hammered Into The " HEAD " Of Indian Cricket
 
It has NAILED the HEAD. All UNUSUAL MIRACLES that happened in Indian cricket actually has RUINED the Indian cricket. It harps around the 1983 World Cup- WHICH WAS A FLUKE, it BOAST around the 2007  T-20 World Cup title which again was a fluke,  it garners all its moments of glory of some wins in the trophy that it might have shared with some other countries, like the I.C.C One day fifty overs cup , match, and lastly it mops around that 2011 World Cup win which again has a deep MYSTERY behind that victory which still has not surfaced at all , now, but which has a monumental deep mystery hidden beneath the crust of that victory.

Indian cricket of late hovers around M.S.Dhoni who was the WORST wicket-keeper that the game has produced that played cricket for India, Indian cricket garners itself to the likes of Zaheer Khan, Ashish Nehra, Irfan Pathan, who were the most modern cricketers as they were and they are still being hailed, who were the most UNFIT pacers to play for India, Indian cricket talks about Sachin Tendulkar in the most FASHIONABLE manner whose percentage of victory for India in the Test is even far behind that that of Karsan Ghavri who contributed 33% of the Test victory for India, THE HIGHEST BY ANY INDIAN but who is NOT spoken about, Indian cricket talks and GLOATS about Ravichandran Ashwin who actually is the most NEGATIVE bowler amongst all the spinners that played for India, and Indian cricket really believes Sourav Ganguly to be a GOD of all the Captain and the GOD of the onside stroke play ,  as described by Rahul Dravid, when he was NOT and NEVER anywhere nrat  to Brijesh Patel, or Surinder Amarnath when it comes to the on-side play or anywhere near to M.L.Jaisimha as the Captain who NEVER  got a chance to lead India.

The “ TWO ” Most BELOW STANDARD FITNESS TEAM And Two Most Variable Results-::

When you have the WRONG things to believe and build your future on the same, you would have the wrong results awaiting to crush you and that is what is happening in Indian cricket. Sachin Tendulkar is ALL-WRONG when it comes to PRECISE AND ACCESSIBLE example and his contribution to the Indian Test victory. He is all WRONG when it comes to being a BHARAT RATNA but he is placed as the FIRST amongst the sportsman to win that award or the honour. By doing it they have put Major Dhyanchand to the SEPTIC TANK here at India, however he is spoken as the NINTH SKY of Indian cricket. This cricket has EAPED the BHARAT RATNA award the HIGHEST national civilian award. How ?. I shall write about it here .

The TWO most UNFIT and the most POOR- STANDARD-OF-PHYSICAL fitness are Pakistan and India. The difference is PAKISTAN CRICKET HAS NO MONEY.They thus select the players who are paupers but they turn on themselves to play bright and positive cricket .They fail like India to win the finals, if they reach the finals but they produce satisfactory results for them. The India cricket team is loaded with MONEY, it is loaded with all the FILTHY-BULLSHIT- STINKS of the Bollywood and the other industry which is involved in making films, and it also pours its money on  cricket ,  it is full with industries backing the players with their money poured on the most illiterate and uneducated IDIOTS that plays this game and that DANCES on the ILLS, and the WILLS  of these so called the BUSINESS MAGNATE. The example of them are that FUNK of an idiot lady Madam Shilpa Shetty, a nonsense film star, that DONKEY of the brain Madam Sangeeta Bijlani, I do not know whether to call her an actress, that so called a heroine Priety Zinta , whether she has been ever an actress to be believed for, that lady whom we call her as Madam Anushka Sharma, again SORRY to say the definition of  calling her an actress calls in for a lexicographer to correct the meaning of an actress, and many whom are linked to the Bollywood who either have a ONE-NIGHT-RELATIONSHIP with these so called HONOURABLE-NATIONAL-CRICKETERS

Having watched my first film by the name of KAALI TOPI LAAL ROOMAL at the age of FIVE in 1964 and having finished watching about 800 films the last one being MAIN AZAAD HOON in 1989, about 800 films in a span of 25 years I really find it very hard to call these as HEROINES or ACTRESSES at all with my film knowledge and know how. But these are ones who are attached to cricket in one form or the other.

When you have a big ZERO attached to you in every sphere and for every walk of your life, your end result ……… I do not have to say about it as the ones who can understand would understand….. and that is the preposition and interjection of the present Indian team, and this is from 1994 when Kapil Dev renounced the world of cricket.

This Team Does Not Possess Any Material In Itself To face The Fast Bowlers-::

When I first heard about Sunil Gavaskar in 1971 after the West-Indies tour where India beat them by 1-0 to win its very first RUBBER and the SERIES at the Caribbean, there was a JOKE that was made national and it was like-::

“Hello the bowlers- I have released my four days  SHIT and the PISS there at the toilet this morning. Now I’m going to STAND here for FOUR days. After four days when I really feel to see the BEAUTIES DONNING THE BIKINIS in my sleep, and ofcourse after being TIRED, if I feel to go to pavilion I would GIFT my wicket to the one who I made to CRY the most. SO BETTER BE  READY AND WORST OF LUCK TO YOU ALL BOWLERS ”

This joke of Sunil Gavaskar later went on to become the MOST wanted lesson to become a very astute cricketer for the youths of those days. Gavaskar played his game all through his life with the joke that I have mentioned here and that too WITHOUT USING ANY HELMET.

Call it any DREADMOST-LITHSOME-TEARWAY fast bowler.Except Andy Roberts, and Imran Khan who got Gavaskar out for EIGHT times in his entire career NOBODY COULD GET GAVASKAR “ OUT ” CHEAPLY AT ALL-NEVER .  The others would fall back to his example to built and make their career in the game.

Cricket To Be Learnt At The “ TOILETS ” For India To Produce Anything Best ??.??.??..??

The present days modern cricketers have everything from an abdomen guard to anything you call it to protect themselves from the ire of the demons that bowls the fire in cricket as a bowler but they do NOT possess anything in terms of the quality that Gavaskar as a cricketer possessed. These so called modern cricketers I think do not go to the toilet very often. If at all if my words are to be taken seriously then THIS ADAGE OF GAVASKR SHOULD BE INCRIBED AT EVERY TOILET AT EVERY PAVILION WHERE CRICKET IS PLAYED IN INDIA.

ATLEAST THE CRICKETERS, THE MODERN ONE WOULD LEARN TO PLAY CRICKET AT THE “ TOILETS ”. IT IS FAR ASSUMED THAT THEY CANNOT LEARN ANYTHING THERE AT THE NETS AND DURING THE PROCESS OF COACHING.

All these years the Indian cricketers were send to various school of cricket.The Frank Tyson school, the Alf Gover school, the M . R . F pace foundation, The Sun-Grace Mafatlal school, and the list will include many more. What has come out of the wards that came out from the school. Some of them went to become MODELS, some went their way.Those who played cricket never really excelled at all. It is far more proved that these cricket foundational school fails to provide anything worth as cricketer. Wher do we ssend them at last as a final try. TOILET is the only last resort. 

After all the TOILET have and had taught the Indian cricketers to drink wine to ward off the pains at West-Indies in 1962.  NOW THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE INDIAN CRICKET TO TEACH THE WARDS ABOUT HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME AT THE TOILET. NO DOUBT THEY SAY – THE TOILET IS THE BEST PLACE TO CLEAN ONESELF. One really UPGRADES his quality, his STANDARD  at the toilet before he comes out of it . 

That CUT-CUT-CUT scene is repeated regularly-::

There was a film called SHARMILEE.It initially had Salim Durrani to play the lead role but luck put Shashi Kapoor in it to be in the lead.The heroine was RAKHEE an OUTSTANDING actress of that time.That film has a scene where the villain Ranjeet would rape Rakhee in the swimming pool.

During the shoot, in that scene, Rakhee had to come out of the swimming pool, and then the rape would start. The manner in which the villain Ranjit would approach Rakhee with all his RASCAL look and INSATIATION, the lady in fear would again slip back to the pool to save herself.Such a fright that Ranjeet would cast on the heroine of that film. The CUT-CUT-CUT would go on and on, the the reshots again. This happened till the evening that day.

An upset producer Mr Subodh Mukherjee who was related to the Ganguly family, Ashok Kumar and Kishore Kumar, really lost his cool and blasted Rakhee. A sobbing Rakhee then explained the episode of her going all the DEATH to do all those slipping and slip at the pool. The matter was then handled properly and the act was completed.The scene was shot. 

Well- by the way have you watched Sharmilee as a film. It has a song sung by Kishoreda which stood as-::

KHILTAY HAI GUL YAHAN…… 

See the movie. That rape scene is the actuality of the RAPE that are caused to the Indian cricket whenever it plays a Final against the fancied Australia or England and the CUT-CUT-CUT however is NOT applicable to cricket or else we would have called CUT-CUT-CUT to prevent ourself from watching the Indian cricket team getting raped in the manner in which the opponents RAPE them mercilessly. Well coming to the song- THIS IS THE “ GUL” ie, THE FLOWER THAT BLOSSOMS IN INDIAN CRICKET.

Taking a loan of Rs 3=00 from Chandu Joshi who played Ranji Trophy for Rajasthan Salim Durrani saw this film and then he came out to say that GOOD, I DID NOT PLAY THE LEAD ROLE IN THE FILM. I COULD NOT HAVE WATCHED THAT “ RAPE ” SCENE. POOR- to say, the present Indian viewers are left with no choice on this. That rape scene was termed and is still considered as the BEST ever filmed rape scene on the Indian screen. It was so PERFECT and IMMACULATE in terms of the shot performed on the screen.

 “ THE MANNER THE INDIAN TEAM  HAD BEEN RAPED FROM “ 42 ” ALL OUT TO THIS STAGE, THE COUNTLESS TIMES,  IT BECOMES VERY HARD TO SAY WHICH WAS THE BEST RAPE PERFORMED ON INDIAN CRICKET ”

Factor Responsible For the Doom Of Indian Cricket-::

I have recently finished writing a BOOK on the FALL of Indian Hockey.The name of the book is -  FROM DHYAN TO DHAN :: INDIAN HOCKEY – SUDDEN DEATH OR EXTRA TIME. That book weighs around 509 grams, ie, ½ a kilogram. The number of pages are numbered to 455 pages only. None of the commentator that relays the running commentary now-a-days in and on the TV screen, and include the total of all the commentators, as well as the TV press, that went to England to cover this match,  would have written their answer papers in any or all exams of all types that they might have written in their ENTIRE LIFE  that would total 455 pages.

However If I write a book on cricket about the FALLIBITY of Indian cricket it would beat the VOLUMES of the VEDAS and the PURANAS that have been written by all the Maharishi and the VED-GURU . Still I would concise it in some few worfds.

The Indian team really does not meet the international standard in cricket because of these reasons-::

1). The ORIGINAL strength of the toddlers born and their physical attributes are very poor. That handicaps runs with the gap uncovered and that separates the standard of fitness of the Indian cricketers as compared to their opponents. Amongst the Asian countries, INDIA IS THE WORST WHEN IT COMES TO IT. That is why our sportsperson lose mostly to their opponents when it comes to the standard of fitness.

2). All our Sports Bodies are manned and run by the POLITICIANS. They bring the sponsors and the administrators. The sponsors who use the sportsman as their BRAND AMBASSADORS and who pour in a lot of money on these sportsperson and the sports PRESSURISES the Sports body to continue with the sportsman as their RETURN would get affected if not done. The OUT-OF-SHAPE-AND- SPENT-FORCE are continued.  Sports rejects the OUT-OF-SHAPE-AND-SPENT-FORCE. The Indian sports is full of them and cricket is a GLARING example.

3). The payment made to the cricketer is simply not proportional to their output either in terms of performance and result . Cheap money and a very GLAMOUROUS life has killed the sports personalities in every sports and in their walk of life. Discipline which is a MUST for the sportsman has completely gone out from the sports, be it any sports. Without it, one cannot excel on a consistent basis in sports and as such cricket has gone to the deep end of the Ocean where, in some case,  only the oysters without any PEARLS  are found. That is the case of Indian cricket.

4). The connection of the underworld, Bollywood, betting and its mafia has completely decayed, brutalized and played a withering knock on the knuckle, first, and then on the entire psychology of the cricketers in particular, and the sports personality  in general. There is an interconnection of this and that is being used upon the cricketers. This has become a BUSINESS now.

 Nobody really is more concerned about the game. They know that WE CANNOT WIN AT ABROAD. So with that mentality they play the game. What matters is the DEEP-INTERNAL-DIRTY business that is running deep in cricket and it is full of LOATHE . It is full of MOOLAH and STINK that comes out of the money. No body wants to miss that. There is an INTERNAL CONNECTION between one cricketer with the other and one supports the other because of this reason. This has driven the game of Indian cricket to the wits end of the death where there is no BED  to rest and lie. . That is the reason that the Indian cricket is surviving else this game was dead when it surfaced that the cricketers are all linked with the bookies and they sell the game. Having connection with the HIGH-END-INFLUENTIAL did save them BUT THE GAME WAS DEAD.

5). We have the BOOT-LICKERS of Sachin and Sourav, even maybe of the DRAVID and LAXMAN who achieved so LESS in cricket except their personal records, but we have COMMENTATORS with their MOUTH full of praise for everything that goes on with those cricketers who are paid ONE BILLONS for a SINGLE runs scored. That business would get distilled and decomposed if they talk ILL against the WILL of the cricketers and the board. Their own PRIVATE-BUSINESS would be devastated if they did that .The WRONG descrition and narration also has put the game and the mind that looks into the game to go wrong. 

Not surprisingly the CHAMPION-OF-CHAMPIONS was speaking all the SHLOKAAS of RAMAYANAS and the BHAGWAD GEETA on June 11th 2023 on Virat Kohli after he stroked some beautiful stroke on remain unbeaten on 42 that day. The next we saw Mr Kohli NOT-AT-ALL knowing where the deliveries of Boland was going after he was hurling at his OFF-AND-MIDDLE. Two INSWINGERS when his score was 49,  and ONE- HALF  DEVIATING – HALF-SLANT - OUTCUTTER was enough for Kohli to make his way OUT,  make us believe that HE IS NOT AT ALL “ MENTALLY ” FIT TO PLAY THE LONG DURATION OF GRINDING TEST MATCH. But is anybody full with GUTS and HEART to talk about this.NO. Reason- Kohli if dropped would bring out and would rake MILLIONS of LOSSES to those who have invested their money on him, and on the Board. He will continue in the same fashion.One who would speak against him would be KILLED in the process.

6 ). The players play the game just to “ LOOF ” Around with their “ WALKIE – TALKIE ”

From I.P.L to the HIGHEST form of cricket, ie the Test matches, the Indian players just LOOF around with those NOT needed during the course of the game. More then them performing we see the act of their WALKIE-TALKIE performing

Pic - :: The " BEAUTIFUL" Ear Ring That Is " ADORNED "  By The " WALKIE- TALKIE "  Now Mostly Seen In Indian Cricket , The  Modern " KIS-MIS(H) " Of Indian Cricket. 

Before I move forward I would in HIGH " RESPECT " and in  "" HIGH - ESTEEM ""  pay my HUMBLE " TRIBUTE " to the so called MODERN WALKIE-TALKIE of Indian cricket , for that constitutes an ENDURING magical wave in Indian cricket. These are the MODERN Walkie Talkie of Indian Cricket.

The lines are-::

"" SO MARVELLOUS  TO LOOK AT, SO BEAUTIFUL TO BE HOLD

AFTER YOU HAD  PASSED THE " BELONGING "  TEST OF THE BOLLYWOODS' EMPEROR

TO THE INDIAN CRICKET,  THEREAFTER YOU ARE SOLD ""

The EAR-RINGS  of these walkie-talkie, dwells and swings much more than anything of them playing the game could swing . That is shown from al the different angles on the camera. When you have these in a huge manner and in abundance to be loofing out and hanging with you, obviously your are not in the mind that control the game .It has its bearing. Then there is the  BEFORE MATCH PARTY, the DURING THE MATCH party, and the AFTER-MATCH-PARTY, and what not.  Good , as we call it, the " KIS-MIS(H) "  is served which is so delicious and so good for health but DETRIMENTAL really, to the CAUSE of the game. With these kind of an environment YOU CANNOT BE A HARD BOILED CHOCLATE TO SMEAR OUT THE SWEETNESS TO WIN THE GAME.

Footballer Garrincha, of Brazil produced 13 illegal baby at Brazil and 36 illegal babies at various part of the globe to win TWO WORLD CUP football. That is what his BODY needed to release the EXTRA  harmonical energy for him to BALANCE his body to produce his BRILLIANT BEST . But are you a Garricha, and does your body possess so much of the internal elements that Garrincha’s body possessed. Think it for yourself and act to be a LOOFING-SPARROW.

The entire system of cricket has gone to the hands of those who just want to make money.Nobody wants that to elude  and miss that . Over it the politician and their presence added to their DIRTY-HEAD which controls the system and makes the other dance to their tune has set up in the game.

Now I come back to the point where I have mentioned that this game also has RAPED the HIGH ESTEEM RANK of the BHARAT RATNA. The only Bharat Ratna of the sports from India stands NOWHERE as compared to Karsan Ghavri in the terms of his contribution to Indian cricket that relates to contributing it and his effort to the wins for India.

The game which possess an inviable and incessant records, like the RAINFALL, which pours heavily, and with the DEFEATS that I have explained above pouring so HEAVILY on Indian cricket, has been chosen for BHARAT RATNA- WHAT MORE TO SAY, AND CITE AS AN EXAMPLE OF RAPE. 

THAT HAS RAPED " BHARAT RATNA " AS A AWARD- BUT WHO THE HELL CARES ??.??.??...!! 

 Yet he is a Bharat Ratna . Indian cricket which gets RAPED at every incessant moment actually has RAPED the Bharat Ratna as the award of one has to look into the contribution of the number of titles that Indian cricket has earned as compared to Hockey and with the RECORD that Major Dhyanchand holds as a Hockey player. 

THIS HAS SET THE TONE AND INDIAN CRICKET IS ALL MONEY WITHOUT ANY  MIND BOGGLING POSITIVE  RESULT

It will continue in the same fashion. The best available would be LICKING the SHIT and the WORST who can LICK will GULP the PUDDING,THE PIE and of course the “ HONEY ”

You  DO NOT HAVE TO BE CHAMPION OF A CHAMPION, OR A WALL , OR A GOD OF THE ON-SIDE, OR A BHARAT RATNA OR AN  I.I.M PASSOUT TO MAKE IT UNDERSTAND

One who has the EYE to see it and a BRAIN to feel it can sense it and understand it No doubt they say in Hindi-::

 SAMAJHNAY WALAY SAMAJ GAYE , JOH NAA SAMJHAY WHO ANARI HAI.

It only means that one who can understand has understood it all- still those who haven’t are DUFFERS.

One would read the last line written in Hindi to demean me saying that those are the lines from the film  " ANARI  " 

I do NOT deny it. It is from film Anari. But then there are three films that have been released by the name of ANARI. The first one pairs Nutan and Raj Kapoor, the second one pairs Shashi Kapoor, Moushumi Chatterjee, and Sharmila Tagore and the last one features Govinda and Karishma  Kapoor. Which one have I mentioned out of the three as a film starring the lead pair, from which the line has been taken .

Well - that is for YOU to figure it out and THAT IS MY INDEPTH KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THE INDIAN FILMS AND BOLLYWOOD INDUSTRY ,  beside my knowledge in various aspect of the other subjects.  

That is it 

Regards and Thanks

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Shyamal Bhattacharjee 

Mr Shyamal Bhattacharjee, the author was born at West Chirimiri Colliery at District Surguja, Chattisgarh on July 6th 1959 He received his early education at Carmel Convent School Bishrampur and later at Christ Church Boys' Higher Secondary School at Jabalpur. He later joined Hislop College at Nagpur and completed his graduation in Science and he also added a degree in  B A thereafter. He joined the HITAVADA, a leading dailies of Central India at Nagpur as a      Sub-Editor ( Sports ) but gave up to complete his MBA in 1984 He thereafter added a Diploma In Export Management. He has authored FIVE  books namely Notable Quotes and Noble Thought published by Pustak Mahal in 2001 Indian Cricket : Faces That Changed It  published by Manas Publications in 2009 and Essential Of Office Management published by NBCA, Kolkatta  in 2012, GOLDEN QUOTES on Inspiration, Sorrow, Peace and Life, published by B.F.C Publications, Lucknow, and QUOTES:: Evolution and Origin of Management Electives by Clever Fox Publishing, Chennai and From Dhyan To Dhan :: Indian Hockey - Sudden Death Or Extra Time published by Clever Fox Publishing House  . He has a experience of about 35 years in Marketing .






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