What Really Ails
Indian Cricket :: It Is “ EVIL” That
Is Ruling The “ ROOST ”
Yesterday was again a
day that would best be tried to erase out of the memory , mind and the heart of
Indian cricket. In one of the most one sided loopy affair that has many a
history inscribed on this game, The Indian cricket was ravaged by an Australian side which was simply
outstanding in every department of the game to mince India by such a huge
margin of defeat in the World Test Cricket finals that this will I think one
would never like to talk about it anymore.
Defeat or win is a part and parcel of the game.But the
manner in which the Indian cricket team loses the crunch matches, that are
really unbelievable and hard to explain. One of the most richest game, one of the most
richest Board that governs the game, and perhaps the most RICHEST amongst the
all rich players,in India, that are involved in their respective game, the Indian cricket
team undoubtedly produces the most IMPOVERISH results in most of the tournament
that it plays and that raises many an alarm.
The one pertinent question is IS THE INDIAN TEAM REALLY THAT
WORTH TO BE ASSUMED AS A FULLY WELL BALANCED TEAM. The simple
answer is NO. The Indian
cricket team carries with it many a bag and baggages, but it NEVER CARRIES THE OUTSTANDING ELEVEN
PLAYERS TO WIN ANY CONSEQUENTIAL MATCHES AT ALL.
What really mars the Indian cricket team and
why is that in every consequential final matches it comes out a fallible NINE
PINS
The answer could be discussed in brief or in details but the
real answer and the truth is the INDIAN CRICKET TEAM RUNS ON MONEY, GLITZ,
GLAMOUR , FILTHY POLICIES , EXTERNAL PRESSURE IMPLIED , HALF FIT AND UNFIT
CRICKETER, and those who HARDLY have any commonsense
either to run the game or to select anything worth to run the team and this is
the reason that the Indian cricket team never comes out winner in the
consequential matches.
It Harps Around “ MYTH ” , “ MIRAGE ” , “ FLUKES ” “ MYSTERY ” All Detrimental To The Game :: The " NAIL-HAMMERED - IN - THE - HEAD - OF - INDIAN - CRICKET "
Indian cricket of late hovers around M.S.Dhoni who was the WORST wicket-keeper that the game has produced that played cricket for India, Indian cricket garners itself to the likes of Zaheer Khan, Ashish Nehra, Irfan Pathan, who were the most modern cricketers as they were and they are still being hailed, who were the most UNFIT pacers to play for India, Indian cricket talks about Sachin Tendulkar in the most FASHIONABLE manner whose percentage of victory for India in the Test is even far behind that that of Karsan Ghavri who contributed 33% of the Test victory for India, THE HIGHEST BY ANY INDIAN but who is NOT spoken about, Indian cricket talks and GLOATS about Ravichandran Ashwin who actually is the most NEGATIVE bowler amongst all the spinners that played for India, and Indian cricket really believes Sourav Ganguly to be a GOD of all the Captain and the GOD of the onside stroke play , as described by Rahul Dravid, when he was NOT and NEVER anywhere nrat to Brijesh Patel, or Surinder Amarnath when it comes to the on-side play or anywhere near to M.L.Jaisimha as the Captain who NEVER got a chance to lead India.
The “ TWO ” Most BELOW STANDARD FITNESS TEAM And Two Most Variable Results-::
When you have the WRONG things to believe and
build your future on the same, you would have the wrong results awaiting to
crush you and that is what is happening in Indian cricket. Sachin Tendulkar is ALL-WRONG
when it comes to PRECISE AND ACCESSIBLE example and his contribution to
the Indian Test victory. He is all WRONG when it comes to being
a BHARAT
RATNA but he is placed as the FIRST amongst the sportsman
to win that award or the honour. By doing it they have put Major Dhyanchand to
the SEPTIC
TANK here at India, however he is spoken as the NINTH
SKY of Indian cricket. This cricket has EAPED the BHARAT RATNA award the HIGHEST national civilian award. How ?. I shall write about it here .
The TWO most UNFIT and the most
POOR-
STANDARD-OF-PHYSICAL fitness are Pakistan and India. The difference
is PAKISTAN
CRICKET HAS NO MONEY.They thus select the players who are paupers
but they turn on themselves to play bright and positive cricket .They fail like
India to win the finals, if they reach the finals but they produce satisfactory
results for them. The India cricket team is loaded with MONEY, it is
loaded with all the FILTHY-BULLSHIT- STINKS of the Bollywood and the
other industry which is involved in making films, and it also pours its money on cricket , it is full with industries
backing the players with their money poured on the most illiterate and
uneducated IDIOTS that plays this game and that DANCES
on the ILLS, and the WILLS of these so called the BUSINESS MAGNATE.
The example of them are that FUNK of an idiot lady Madam
Shilpa Shetty, a nonsense film star, that DONKEY of the brain Madam Sangeeta
Bijlani, I do not know whether to call her an actress, that so called a heroine
Priety Zinta , whether she has been ever an actress to be believed for, that
lady whom we call her as Madam Anushka Sharma, again SORRY to say the
definition of calling her an actress calls in for a lexicographer to correct the meaning of
an actress, and many whom are linked to the Bollywood who either have a ONE-NIGHT-RELATIONSHIP
with these so called HONOURABLE-NATIONAL-CRICKETERS
Having watched my first film by the name of KAALI
TOPI LAAL ROOMAL at the age of FIVE in 1964 and having
finished watching about 800 films the last one being MAIN AZAAD HOON in 1989,
about 800 films in a span of 25 years I really find it very hard to call these
as HEROINES
or ACTRESSES
at all with my film knowledge and know how. But these are ones who are attached
to cricket in one form or the other.
When you have a big ZERO attached to you in every
sphere and for every walk of your life, your end result ……… I do not have to
say about it as the ones who can understand would understand….. and that is the
preposition
and interjection
of the present Indian team, and this is from 1994 when Kapil Dev renounced the
world of cricket.
This Team Does Not Possess Any Material In Itself To face The Fast
Bowlers-::
When I first heard about Sunil Gavaskar in 1971 after the
West-Indies tour where India beat them by 1-0 to win its very first RUBBER and
the SERIES at the Caribbean, there was a JOKE that was made national and it
was like-::
“Hello the bowlers- I have released my four days SHIT and the PISS
there at the toilet this morning. Now I’m going to STAND here for FOUR
days. After four days when I really feel to see the BEAUTIES DONNING
THE BIKINIS in my sleep, and ofcourse after being TIRED,
if I feel to go to pavilion I would GIFT my wicket to the one who
I made to CRY the most. SO BETTER BE READY AND WORST OF LUCK TO YOU ALL BOWLERS ”
This joke of Sunil Gavaskar later went on to become the MOST
wanted lesson to become a very astute cricketer for the youths of those days.
Gavaskar played his game all through his life with the joke that I have
mentioned here and that too WITHOUT USING ANY HELMET.
Call it any DREADMOST-LITHSOME-TEARWAY fast
bowler.Except Andy Roberts, and Imran Khan who got Gavaskar out for EIGHT
times in his entire career NOBODY COULD GET GAVASKAR “ OUT ” CHEAPLY AT
ALL-NEVER . The others would
fall back to his example to built and make their career in the game.
Cricket To Be Learnt At The “ TOILETS ” For
India To Produce Anything Best ??.??.??..??
The present days modern cricketers have everything from an
abdomen guard to anything you call it to protect themselves from the ire of the
demons that bowls the fire in cricket as a bowler but they do NOT possess
anything in terms of the quality that Gavaskar as a cricketer possessed. These
so called modern cricketers I think do not go to the toilet very often. If at
all if my words are to be taken seriously then THIS ADAGE OF GAVASKR SHOULD
BE INCRIBED AT EVERY TOILET AT EVERY PAVILION WHERE CRICKET IS PLAYED IN INDIA.
ATLEAST THE CRICKETERS, THE MODERN ONE WOULD LEARN TO PLAY CRICKET
AT THE “ TOILETS ”. IT IS FAR ASSUMED THAT THEY CANNOT LEARN ANYTHING THERE AT
THE NETS AND DURING THE PROCESS OF COACHING.
All these years the Indian cricketers were send to various school of cricket.The Frank Tyson school, the Alf Gover school, the M . R . F pace foundation, The Sun-Grace Mafatlal school, and the list will include many more. What has come out of the wards that came out from the school. Some of them went to become MODELS, some went their way.Those who played cricket never really excelled at all. It is far more proved that these cricket foundational school fails to provide anything worth as cricketer. Wher do we ssend them at last as a final try. TOILET is the only last resort.
After all the TOILET have and had taught
the Indian cricketers to drink wine to ward off the pains at West-Indies in
1962. NOW THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE INDIAN CRICKET TO TEACH THE WARDS
ABOUT HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME AT THE TOILET. NO DOUBT THEY SAY – THE TOILET IS THE BEST PLACE TO CLEAN
ONESELF. One really UPGRADES his quality, his STANDARD
at the toilet before he comes out of it .
That CUT-CUT-CUT
scene is repeated regularly-::
There was a film
called SHARMILEE.It initially had Salim Durrani to play the
lead role but luck put Shashi Kapoor in it to be in the lead.The heroine was
RAKHEE an OUTSTANDING actress of that time.That film has a scene where the villain
Ranjeet would rape Rakhee in the swimming pool.
During the shoot, in that scene, Rakhee had to come out of
the swimming pool, and then the rape would start. The manner in which the villain
Ranjit would approach Rakhee with all his RASCAL look and INSATIATION, the lady
in fear would again slip back to the pool to save herself.Such a fright that Ranjeet would cast on the heroine of that film. The CUT-CUT-CUT would go on and
on, the the reshots again. This happened till the evening that day.
An upset producer Mr Subodh Mukherjee who was related to the
Ganguly family, Ashok Kumar and Kishore Kumar, really lost his cool and blasted Rakhee. A sobbing Rakhee then explained the episode of her going all the DEATH
to do all those slipping and slip at the pool. The matter was then handled
properly and the act was completed.The scene was shot.
Well- by the way have you watched Sharmilee as a
film. It has a song sung by Kishoreda which stood as-::
KHILTAY HAI GUL YAHAN……
See the movie. That rape scene
is the actuality of the RAPE that are caused to the Indian cricket whenever it
plays a Final against the fancied Australia or England and the CUT-CUT-CUT
however is NOT applicable to cricket or else we would have called CUT-CUT-CUT
to prevent ourself from watching the Indian cricket team getting raped in the
manner in which the opponents RAPE them mercilessly. Well
coming to the song- THIS IS THE “ GUL” ie, THE FLOWER THAT BLOSSOMS IN INDIAN CRICKET.
Taking a loan of Rs 3=00 from Chandu Joshi who played Ranji
Trophy for Rajasthan Salim Durrani saw this film and then he came out to say
that GOOD,
I DID NOT PLAY THE LEAD ROLE IN THE FILM. I COULD NOT HAVE WATCHED THAT “ RAPE ”
SCENE. POOR- to say, the present Indian viewers are left with no
choice on this. That rape scene was termed and is still considered
as the BEST ever filmed rape scene on the Indian screen. It was
so PERFECT
and IMMACULATE
in terms of the shot performed on the screen.
“ THE MANNER THE INDIAN TEAM HAD
BEEN RAPED FROM “ 42 ” ALL OUT TO
THIS STAGE, THE COUNTLESS TIMES, IT BECOMES VERY HARD TO SAY WHICH WAS THE BEST
RAPE PERFORMED ON INDIAN CRICKET ”
Factor Responsible
For the Doom Of Indian Cricket-::
I have recently finished writing a BOOK on the FALL of
Indian Hockey.The name of the book is - FROM
DHYAN TO DHAN :: INDIAN HOCKEY – SUDDEN DEATH OR EXTRA TIME. That
book weighs around 509 grams, ie, ½ a kilogram. The number of
pages are numbered to 455 pages only. None of the
commentator that relays the running commentary now-a-days in and on the TV
screen, and include the total of all the commentators, as well as the TV press, that went to England to cover this match, would have written their answer papers in any or all exams of all types
that they might have written in their ENTIRE LIFE that would total 455 pages.
However If I write a book on cricket about the FALLIBITY
of Indian cricket it would beat the VOLUMES of the VEDAS
and the PURANAS that have been written by all the Maharishi and
the VED-GURU
. Still I would concise it in some few worfds.
The Indian team really does not meet the international
standard in cricket because of these reasons-::
1). The ORIGINAL strength of the
toddlers born and their physical attributes are very poor. That handicaps runs
with the gap uncovered and that separates the standard of fitness of the Indian
cricketers as compared to their opponents. Amongst the Asian countries, INDIA
IS THE WORST WHEN IT COMES TO IT. That is why our sportsperson lose
mostly to their opponents when it comes to the standard of fitness.
2). All our Sports Bodies are manned and run by the POLITICIANS.
They bring the sponsors and the administrators. The sponsors who use the
sportsman as their BRAND AMBASSADORS and who pour in a lot of money on
these sportsperson and the sports PRESSURISES the Sports body to continue with
the sportsman as their RETURN would get affected if
not done. The OUT-OF-SHAPE-AND- SPENT-FORCE are continued. Sports rejects the OUT-OF-SHAPE-AND-SPENT-FORCE.
The Indian sports is full of them and cricket is a GLARING example.
3). The payment made to the cricketer is simply not
proportional to their output either in terms of performance and result . Cheap
money and a very GLAMOUROUS life has killed the sports personalities in
every sports and in their walk of life. Discipline which is a MUST for the
sportsman has completely gone out from the sports, be it any sports. Without
it, one cannot excel on a consistent basis in sports and as such cricket has
gone to the deep end of the Ocean where, in some case, only the oysters without any PEARLS are found. That is the
case of Indian cricket.
4). The connection of the underworld, Bollywood, betting and its mafia has completely decayed, brutalized and played a withering knock on the knuckle, first, and then on the entire psychology of the cricketers in particular, and the sports personality in general. There is an interconnection of this and that is being used upon the cricketers. This has become a BUSINESS now.
Nobody really is more concerned about the game. They know that
WE
CANNOT WIN AT ABROAD. So with that mentality they play the game.
What matters is the DEEP-INTERNAL-DIRTY business that is running deep in
cricket and it is full of LOATHE . It is full of MOOLAH
and STINK
that comes out of the money. No body wants to miss that. There is an INTERNAL
CONNECTION between one cricketer with the other and one supports
the other because of this reason. This has driven the game of Indian cricket to
the wits end of the death where there is no BED to rest and lie. . That is the
reason that the Indian cricket is surviving else this game was dead when it
surfaced that the cricketers are all linked with the bookies and they sell the
game. Having connection with the HIGH-END-INFLUENTIAL did save
them BUT
THE GAME WAS DEAD.
5). We have the BOOT-LICKERS of Sachin and
Sourav, even maybe of the DRAVID and LAXMAN
who achieved so LESS in cricket except their personal records, but we
have COMMENTATORS
with their MOUTH full of praise for everything that goes on with
those cricketers who are paid ONE BILLONS for a SINGLE
runs scored. That business would get distilled and decomposed if they talk ILL
against the WILL of the cricketers and the board. Their own PRIVATE-BUSINESS
would be devastated if they did that .The WRONG descrition and narration also has put the game and the mind that looks into the game to go wrong.
Not surprisingly the CHAMPION-OF-CHAMPIONS was
speaking all the SHLOKAAS of RAMAYANAS and the BHAGWAD
GEETA on June 11th 2023 on
Virat Kohli after he stroked some beautiful stroke on remain unbeaten on 42
that day. The next we saw Mr Kohli NOT-AT-ALL knowing where the
deliveries of Boland was going after he was hurling at his OFF-AND-MIDDLE.
Two INSWINGERS
when his score was 49, and ONE-
HALF DEVIATING – HALF-SLANT - OUTCUTTER
was enough for Kohli to make his way OUT, make us believe that HE IS NOT AT ALL “ MENTALLY ”
FIT TO PLAY THE LONG DURATION OF GRINDING TEST MATCH. But is
anybody full with GUTS and HEART to talk about this.NO. Reason- Kohli if
dropped would bring out and would rake MILLIONS of LOSSES to those who have
invested their money on him, and on the Board. He will continue in the same
fashion.One who would speak against him would be KILLED in the
process.
6 ). The players
play the game just to “ LOOF ” Around
with their “ WALKIE – TALKIE ”
From I.P.L to the
HIGHEST form of cricket, ie the Test matches, the Indian players just LOOF
around with those NOT needed during the course of
the game. More then them
performing we see the act of their WALKIE-TALKIE performing
Pic - :: The " BEAUTIFUL" Ear Ring That Is " ADORNED " By The " WALKIE- TALKIE " Now Mostly Seen In Indian Cricket , The Modern " KIS-MIS(H) " Of Indian Cricket.
Before I move forward I would in HIGH " RESPECT " and in "" HIGH - ESTEEM "" pay my HUMBLE " TRIBUTE " to the so called MODERN WALKIE-TALKIE of Indian cricket , for that constitutes an ENDURING magical wave in Indian cricket. These are the MODERN Walkie Talkie of Indian Cricket.
The lines are-::
"" SO MARVELLOUS TO LOOK AT, SO BEAUTIFUL TO BE HOLD
AFTER YOU HAD PASSED THE " BELONGING " TEST OF THE BOLLYWOODS' EMPEROR
TO THE INDIAN CRICKET, THEREAFTER YOU ARE SOLD "" .
The EAR-RINGS of these walkie-talkie, dwells and swings much more than anything of them playing the game could swing . That is shown from al the different angles on the camera. When you have these in a huge manner and in abundance to be loofing out and hanging with you, obviously your are not in the mind that control the game .It has its bearing. Then there is the BEFORE MATCH PARTY, the DURING THE MATCH party, and the AFTER-MATCH-PARTY, and what not. Good , as we call it, the " KIS-MIS(H) " is served which is so delicious and so good for health but DETRIMENTAL really, to the CAUSE of the game. With these kind of an environment YOU CANNOT BE A HARD BOILED CHOCLATE TO SMEAR OUT THE SWEETNESS TO WIN THE GAME.
Footballer Garrincha, of Brazil produced 13
illegal baby at Brazil and 36 illegal babies at various
part of the globe to win TWO WORLD CUP football. That
is what his BODY needed to release the EXTRA harmonical energy for
him to BALANCE his body to produce his BRILLIANT BEST .
But are you a Garricha, and does your body possess so much of the internal
elements that Garrincha’s body possessed. Think it for yourself and act to be a
LOOFING-SPARROW.
The entire system of cricket has gone to the hands of those
who just want to make money.Nobody wants that to elude and miss that . Over it the
politician and their presence added to their DIRTY-HEAD which controls the
system and makes the other dance to their tune has set up in the game.
Now I come back to the point where I have mentioned that this game also has RAPED the HIGH ESTEEM RANK of the BHARAT RATNA. The only Bharat Ratna of the sports from India stands NOWHERE as compared to Karsan Ghavri in the terms of his contribution to Indian cricket that relates to contributing it and his effort to the wins for India.
The game which possess an inviable and incessant records, like the RAINFALL, which pours heavily, and with the DEFEATS that I have explained above pouring so HEAVILY on Indian cricket, has been chosen for BHARAT RATNA- WHAT MORE TO SAY, AND CITE AS AN EXAMPLE OF RAPE.
THAT HAS RAPED " BHARAT RATNA " AS A AWARD- BUT WHO THE HELL CARES ??.??.??...!!
Yet he is a Bharat Ratna . Indian cricket which gets RAPED at every incessant moment actually has RAPED the Bharat Ratna as the award of one has to look into the contribution of the number of titles that Indian cricket has earned as compared to Hockey and with the RECORD that Major Dhyanchand holds as a Hockey player.
THIS HAS SET THE TONE AND INDIAN CRICKET IS ALL MONEY WITHOUT ANY MIND BOGGLING POSITIVE RESULT
It will continue in the same fashion. The best available
would be LICKING the SHIT and the WORST
who can LICK will GULP the PUDDING,THE PIE
and of course the “ HONEY ”
You DO
NOT HAVE TO BE CHAMPION OF A CHAMPION, OR A WALL , OR A GOD OF THE ON-SIDE, OR
A BHARAT RATNA OR AN I.I.M PASSOUT TO
MAKE IT UNDERSTAND
One who has the EYE to see it and a BRAIN to feel it can
sense it and understand it No doubt they say in Hindi-::
SAMAJHNAY WALAY SAMAJ GAYE ,
JOH NAA SAMJHAY WHO ANARI HAI.
It only means that one who can understand has understood it
all- still those who haven’t are DUFFERS.
One would read the last line written in Hindi to demean me saying that those are the lines from the film " ANARI "
I do NOT deny it. It is from film Anari. But then there are three films that have been released by the name of ANARI. The first one pairs Nutan and Raj Kapoor, the second one pairs Shashi Kapoor, Moushumi Chatterjee, and Sharmila Tagore and the last one features Govinda and Karishma Kapoor. Which one have I mentioned out of the three as a film starring the lead pair, from which the line has been taken .
Well - that is for YOU to figure it out and THAT IS MY INDEPTH KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THE INDIAN FILMS AND BOLLYWOOD INDUSTRY , beside my knowledge in various aspect of the other subjects.
That is it
Regards and Thanks
Pics
Shyamal Bhattacharjee
Mr Shyamal Bhattacharjee, the author was born at West Chirimiri Colliery at District Surguja, Chattisgarh on July 6th 1959 He received his early education at Carmel Convent School Bishrampur and later at Christ Church Boys' Higher Secondary School at Jabalpur. He later joined Hislop College at Nagpur and completed his graduation in Science and he also added a degree in B A thereafter. He joined the HITAVADA, a leading dailies of Central India at Nagpur as a Sub-Editor ( Sports ) but gave up to complete his MBA in 1984 He thereafter added a Diploma In Export Management. He has authored FIVE books namely Notable Quotes and Noble Thought published by Pustak Mahal in 2001 Indian Cricket : Faces That Changed It published by Manas Publications in 2009 and Essential Of Office Management published by NBCA, Kolkatta in 2012, GOLDEN QUOTES on Inspiration, Sorrow, Peace and Life, published by B.F.C Publications, Lucknow, and QUOTES:: Evolution and Origin of Management Electives by Clever Fox Publishing, Chennai and From Dhyan To Dhan :: Indian Hockey - Sudden Death Or Extra Time published by Clever Fox Publishing House . He has a experience of about 35 years in Marketing .
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