"" BURNT - CHAPPATIS "" - OH !!! How " SWEET " Of You , :: :: Congress Did Not Teach That To Rahul Gandhi
Pic -- :: The Picture Of Burnt Chappati Which Caused The Triple Talaq At Uttar Pradesh
Might be what I have written above is true. Might be what I
have written about education and teaching is NOT true. There has been and there have been many, many
and many who did not have the privilege of attending any Colleges and
Universities , yet they went on to become the WORLD’S BEST in
their respective field and the examples could be the one’s from the family of
TATAS and BIRLAS of India or the FORD family from U.S.A
There have been many, many and many who came out with a GOLD
MEDAL from their Universities but they got nothing in LIFE
. Why so, why was that and why could it
be like that, one might ask. The answer is-::
THE COMPLETE ESSENCE OF A QUALITATIVE EDUCATION IS TO SEE ,
UNDERSTAND , LEARN AND DECIDE THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION.
If you at all have any hitch of any doubt then follow the
RULE - ::
GO TO YOUR BEST TEACHER WHO TUTORED YOU AND ASK FOR THEIR GUIDANCE .
THEIR INVALUABLE INPUTS WILL HELP YOU TO PULL YOU OUT OF THE WOOD.
Education is INCOMPLETE without a FRUITFUL
experience which comes only through PRACTICALITIES and HARDSHIP. No doubt it is
said that - ::
THE BEST OF THE DIAMOND IS THE ONE WHICH GOES THROUGH A HELLUVA
CUTTINGS AND THE MOST HARD IRON ROD IS THAT WHICH GOES THROUGH THE WORST OF THE
HEAT TREATMENT.
Those in their life who have gone through the worst in terms
of the times are the one’s who have really made it when it came to it.Their
practical experience, in their field of their profession when subjected them to
the worst, they came out in flying colours when it really mattered to the chips
to put it on the top and these people through their practical experience of GRIND
put it at the place HIGHEST and thus had become the APPLE OF THE EYE.
The question that one might ask me is WHY DO I WRITE ALL THIS STUFF.
The answer is I TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY
WHY RAHUL GANDHI IS THE “ BUTT ” OF
ALL THE JOKE.
How do I explain
it. Well I take the example of the CHAPPATIS that are prepared everyday in our
house and we chew that for a SPORTY and a HEARTY meals.
It Happened with Me In 1995-::
1995 was the year. I got married and I married very late in
my life. I was NOT mentally prepared to marry anybody in my LIFE as I did not
think that marriage was cut out for me and I was cut out for marriage. There
were many who were told NO PLAINLY by me as I did not want to marry but the
year 1995 finally saw me tying the knots.
Came November and I was a Father . I wanted to help my wife
and with she working in a College and coming home so tired I taught of easing
her pressure off for atleast something and I offered to prepare the chappatis
for which she agreed.
I started the GAME and on the first day I prepared eleven of
them and every chappatis were burned/burnt. I was totally fallen apart but my
wife came to my rescue saying that- ::
DO NOT WORRY. THE REASON IS
YOU ARE SUCH A HE-MAN AND SO HANDSOME THAT WATCHING YOU THE NEIGHBOURS FEEL
JEALOUS AND THE HEAT EVOLVED MAKES THE CHAPPATI GO THE WAY THAT IT IS.
I felt like tomorrow would be my day .
The next day , I again started the Aldous job and again all
the eleven chappatis were burnt. I was blown off lest my wife consoled me
saying that - :
NEVER MIND, THE PROBLEM WAS WITH THE FLOUR ( ATTA ). THAT WAS NOT
UPTO THE MARK . I WILL CHANGE IT FOR YOUR JOB TO BE PERFECT.
Somehow I again got the energy to furthertry out my luck for the next day.
The next day again it was the same story . All the eleven
chappatis that I prepared were burnt. This time my wife again consoled me
saying that the problem lay with the oven that you were using it to preaper
that. I would change the oven/ the gas burner, and she did that . I again was
somehow at ease for myself to again start preparing myself for the job for the
next day
Next day - IT WAS AGAIN
THE SAME STORY REPEATED. This time my wife said that - ::
NEVER MIND, YOU ARE NOT TO BE BLAMED. THE ENTIRE FAULT LIES WITH ME,
I’M SUCH A PALE AND A WORST LOOKING LADY THAT WHEN YOU PREAPRE THESE CHAPPATIS
THE CHAPPATIS LOOKING AT ME GETS BURNT BECAUSE OF THE ANGER AND THE FUMES THAT
THEY POSSESS FOR YOU TO HAVE MARRIED SUCH A BAD AND UGLY LOOKING WOMAN.
Shut up I said her. DON’T REPEAT OR TELL THESE NONSENSICAL
WORDS . THERE IS A LIMIT TO HEAR NONSENSE AND NON – SENCE.
So kind of you, and HOW SWEET OF YOU to have made me understand all about NONSENSE
AND NON-SENCE she said. Perhaps YOU SHOULD ALSO HAVE UNDERSTOOD THE REAL MEANING OF THESE WORDS BEFORE PREPARING CHAPPATIS , she added . She went on later to add-::
IF ONLY THESE WORDS WERE TAUGHT TO THE CONGRESS AND THEIR SONS AND
DAUGHTERS AT THE APPROPRIATE TIME.
Again to mix it and SUBB it ( journalism parlance to add to
it ), somebody from the Congress should have taught Rahul Gandhi that-:
The problem lies with me/us. We are so ugly that the best
of the things just do not come to us and everything that you do gets burnt. Better
stop preparing chappatis Rahul baba, it is not your cup of tea.
Perhaps the Congressite’s do not make Rahul Gandhi to
understand this because they too know very well that Rahul Gandhi would throw
the question back to them-:
YEH CHAI TOH MODIJI BANATE HAI
AUR PILATAY HAIN. MAI TOH CHAPPATI BANA RAHA HOON. YEH CHAI KAHAN SAY YAHAN AA
GAYA CHAPPATI BANATAY WAQT.
It means that -:
WHEN IT IS CHAPPATI BEING
PREPARED HOW COMS THE TEA WHICH Mr MODI PREPARES AND SERVE COMES INTO THE
PICTURE HERE . I’M PREPARING THE CHAPPATIS.
Hardly would anybody believe that-::
AT UTTAR PRADESH, A MAN SAID TALAQ TALAQ TALAQ THREE TIMES TO HIS WIFE WHEN SHE PREPARED THE BURNT CHAPPATIS AND IN THAT MANNER I FEEL LUCKY TO HAVE SURVIVED THE ORDEAL.
To sum it up all-::
NEVER WERE THE APPROPRIATE
WORDS WERE TAUGHT TO Mr RAHUL GANDHI AND I GUESS PRIYANKA GANDHI AND NEVER WAS
IT EVER TAUGHT IN THE BEST OF THE MANNER TO EITHER OF ANYBODY FROM THAT FAMILY
THAT RULES AND GOVERNS THE CONGRESS.
Making CHAPPATIS ( PRIME MINISTER’S THRONE ) WERE NEVER THEIR CUP OF TEA
.
Pic - :: Another Visual Of Burnt Chappati Which Means " ROTI " In Other words
Forcibly they were preparing it and kept on preparing it and those chappatis always came out BURNT
They always felt like the fault were lying with the others as their CHAMCHAAS ( WICKED SLY CONGRESS SOULS ) could make them to understand because that is what their THINK - TANK always told them so , to believe it.
NO DOUBT , RAHUL GANDHI ALSO IS MADE TO BELIEVE SO .
That is it
Regards and Thanks
Pics
Shyamal Bhattacharjee
Mr Shyamal Bhattacharjee, the author was born at West Chirimiri Colliery at District Surguja, Chattisgarh on July 6th 1959 He received his early education at Carmel Convent School Bishrampur and later at Christ Church Boys' Higher Secondary School at Jabalpur. He later joined Hislop College at Nagpur and completed his graduation in Science and he also added a degree in B A thereafter. He joined the HITAVADA, a leading dailies of Central India at Nagpur as a Sub-Editor ( Sports ) but gave up to complete his MBA in 1984 He thereafter added a Diploma In Export Management. He has authored FIVE books namely Notable Quotes and Noble Thought published by Pustak Mahal in 2001 Indian Cricket : Faces That Changed It published by Manas Publications in 2009 and Essential Of Office Management published by NBCA, Kolkatta in 2012, GOLDEN QUOTES on Inspiration, Sorrow, Peace and Life, published by B.F.C Publications, Lucknow, and QUOTES:: Evolution and Origin of Management Electives by Clever Fox Publishing, Chennai and From Dhyan To Dhan :: Indian Hockey - Sudden Death Or Extra Time published by Clever Fox Publishing House . He has a experience of about 35 years in Marketing .
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