On June 4th 2024, It Is Going To Be The Sweet " LAENCHA:" For " RAHUL BABA , JAIRAM RAMESH And AKHILESH MUNNA "
What is going to happen on June 4th 2024 , is
something which personally , I would not be interested to throw the light on
and upon. Certain happenings are not
needed to be thought about and to be spoken about, less or more.
Elections are held to elect a most competent Government to administer
the nation. However the manner in which the contests are now fought and the FILTHY genes that comes out to spark the moment are
something which has deteriorated almost everything. The class example of it has
been the FABRICATED U TUBE that has been floated by the Congress
about Mr Amit Shah .
That is not going to pay any dividend at all, and NOT at all. People are intelligent and smart enough to first see, look and then decide the best course of action. This is what the political parties need to rethink and think about !!.!!..
The MILLION DOLLAR question is- :
“ WHAT
THE CONGRESS HAS BEEN DOING TO DEFAME THE B.J.P AND PUT THE VOTERS IN A STATE
OF DILEMMA, WILL THAT BRING ABOUT ANY DIVIDEND TO THE CONGRESS ”
I feel ashamed not
for the fact that what the Congress is doing , but for the fact that the TOTALITY
of the SEATS that the Congress is going to win. It will require a MICROSCOPIC
reading BINOCULAR to read all
about the total score of Congress in terms of the seats on the T.V Screen if
one has to see and watch it minutely and properly on June 4th 2024.
The “ RAHASYAM – GAYATRI – MANTRA ” Of The Congress - ::
Congress always had ONE mantra right from the beginning and
that was the MUSLIM . With the Muslims, Congress would sweep all the national
election from 1952 to 1977. It tasted its FIRST unbearable and astonishing
defeat in 1977 but somehow came back in 1980 , again by HYPNOTISING the people
to believe that they were the BEST
to rule the nation and after they got again a chance to rule the nation, the MANTRA
they developed was “ R.S.S ”
To them R.S.S is even WORST than the STINK
that the PISS of the PIG carries. The R.S.S. people one by one
who joined the main frame of the Indian politics started giving the LESSONS
to the Congress , after 1980 and slowly the Congress started fading away.
NOW THE SITUATION IS THE R.S.S
WHOM THE CONGRESS BELIEVES THAT IT IS EVEN WORST THAN THE STINK OF THE PISS OF
THE PIGS, HAS STARTED SELLING THE , what I would call it , “
LOTUS – SCENT” and it’s aroma has completely engulfed the people of india Congress is NOT heard of and believed by
anyone in this country.
Now after so many a research and studies the Congress has
come with these, which could be construed as , the “ CHUNAVI – MANTRA ” and these are as explained-:
1 ) . The B.J.P will scratch all the reservation of the
caste that hinges and live on reservation,
2 ) . That there at the North India, the B.J.P is HALF
,
3 ) . That at South India the B.J.P is VANQUISHED , ie , SAAF
What Would The Aftermath And After Effect Be On June 4th
2024-:
The Congress would be SERVED with a SWEET
by the name of LAENCHA .This is a BENGALI sweetmeat made out of COTTAGE CHEESE which is very
light in nature and by weight
The Type Of LAENCHA - ::
Actually LAENCHA comprises of three
types. The first is the 9 INCH LONG sweetmeat, the
second is the SIX INCH long and the last is the THREE INCH LONG .
What would be the size and the dimension that would be liked
by the duo of Rahul Baba Gandhi and (HAAR)JAI RAM RAMESH and what
could be the choice of Akhilesh Baba is something I do not know but I’m sure
they would definitely like the NINE INCH LONG sweetmeat of
laencha.
There is a saying that - ::
THE LONGER SHE STANDS , THE SHORTER SHE GROWS.
It applies so brightly on the Congress and the Samajwadi
party.The longer that we are seeing them stand the SHORTER are they growing.
Hence by that formula definitely, and in the manner they are
going and becoming shorter they would LOVE the “ NINE – INCH – LONG ” Laencha.
Also Laencha is split into two category. The first is the SOOKNO
LAENCHA as we call it in Bengali. That item does not carry any
juice in the middle, inside. The second one is the “ JAMAI – KAY – BOKA – BANAO –
LAENCHA ” .
This one consists of the LIQUID which is
inserted in an manner in the middle of the same sweetmeat that when the JAMAI
BABU, at the time of wedding puts it in the mouth and chews that,
the liquid, ie , the syrup comes out like a spring and it falls all over the
body of JAMAI RAJA and he becomes a LAUGHING STOCK for
the moment.
What would Mr HAAR – RAM – RAMESH and Akhilesh Baba need in terms of the category of Laencha I do not know but what Rahul Baba would like is I can guess . Always immersed in water by the guiles of the B.J.P and Mr Modi he would say , definitely - ::
PAANI WALLA BHAI , JABSAY YEH MODI AAYAA HAI , PAANI PAANI KAA ADAT
LAG CHUKA HAI.
Well, how would Rahul Baba describe the after effect of the Laencha after consuming the NINE – INCH – LONG – LAENCHA.
Appearing just like the “ GULAB JAMUN ” in colour, and tasting like the MOLTEN
– SOFT cottage cheese of
Gulab Jamun Rahul Baba would say to one and sundry-::
ARAY BHAI HAMNAY KOLKATTA KAA
NAU INCH WALLA GULAB JAMUN KHAYA HAI.
That means I have tasted the nine inch long gulab jamun
today. Pata hi nahin thaa ki gulab jamun nau inch kaa bhi hota hai. It means
that I NEVER KNEW THAT THE GULAB
JAMUN ALSO MEASURES UPTO NINE INCH IN SIZE.
After effect Of
The “ NINE – INCH – LONG – GULAB JAMUN ”
No sooner that the Congressite’s listan and hear to Rahul
Baba’s NAU INCH LAMBA jibe of Gulab Jamun, the entire head of
the Conressite’s will go for a SWIRL.
Many would say and ask-:
KAHAN MILTAH HAI YEH NAU INCH
LAMBA WALLA GULAB JAMUN, KABHIE SUNA TOH NAHIN THAA.
That would be the “ HEAD – TURN – OFF ” of the Congressite’s after and thereafter June 4th 2024
.
This would be served on the PLATTER to the
Samajwadi Party as well by the people and June 4th 2024 will
illustrate it as well.
Why Is That I’m NOT
SIMILISING Congress With “
RASOGOLLAS ” Or “ RAJBHOG ”
Both the sweetmeats are SPHERICAL in shape . It could
be considered as CIRCULAR in an easy sense to make and give it a sense. However
Congress cannot be similised with the two sweetmeat as described above.
Congress has BECOME a COMPLETE ZERO .The “ ABSOLUTE ZERO ” that we have learned in Chemistry, Inorganic in the school, and this also also fails when it is compared to the Congress. For that is the state of the Congress . The Congress just does not carries any sweet taste that the Rosogollas or the Rajbhog carries.
Hence the - ::
“ NAU – INCH – KA – GULAB JAMUN
” Which actually is
“
LAENCHA ” is the TASTE that the Congress derives. Whether it is correct or not it carries that shape , that I can assure .The taste of the Congress that it has to offer is OUT - OF - DATE and it is NOT liked or preferred by the countryman and it's brethren.
“ CONGRESS IS NAU – INCH – KA – SOOKHA – GULAB JUMAN ”
since a very long time, since 2009
Only Rahul Baba, until now , knows it, as, I guess , he has SEEN it, and
perhaps might have tasted it time and
again and now on June 4th 2024,
every CONGRESSITE’S would know it by taste if I do not have to exaggerate.
The FIRST to taste that would be “
MALLIKARJUN KHARGE ” which
would be served to him by Rahul Baba and Priyanka Baby , courtesy the AUGUSTUS
VOICE of that “ GRAPELESS – ITALIAN – WINE ”
On June 2024 dated 4th, when Madam Sonia Gandhi looks into the Congress Brigade, she would rub her eyes in DISBELIEF, and Ask Rahul Baba who would be leading the front about the same . The Reply that would come from Rahul Baba is - ::
KISI NAY HAMARI UNIFORM CHURA LI , meaning implies that our uniform is stolen
I DO NOT HAVE THE FOOTBALL TO GIVE YOU TO KICK IT , WOULD BE THE FINAL REPLY OF MADAM SONIA GANDHI .
Mr Shyamal Bhattacharjee, the author was born at West Chirimiri Colliery at District Surguja, Chattisgarh on July 6th 1959 He received his early education at Carmel Convent School Bishrampur and later at Christ Church Boys' Higher Secondary School at Jabalpur. He later joined Hislop College at Nagpur and completed his graduation in Science and he also added a degree in B A thereafter. He joined the HITAVADA, a leading dailies of Central India at Nagpur as a Sub-Editor ( Sports ) but gave up to complete his MBA in 1984 He thereafter added a Diploma In Export Management. He has authored SIX books namely Notable Quotes and Noble Thought published by Pustak Mahal in 2001 Indian Cricket : Faces That Changed It published by Manas Publications in 2009 and Essential Of Office Management published by NBCA, Kolkatta in 2012, GOLDEN QUOTES on Inspiration, Sorrow, Peace and Life, published by B.F.C Publications, Lucknow, and QUOTES:: Evolution and Origin of Management Electives by Clever Fox Publishing, Chennai and From Dhyan To Dhan :: Indian Hockey - Sudden Death Or Extra Time published by Clever Fox Publishing House and his FIRST book on Hindi poem, which reads as " BHED HAI GEHRA - BAAT JARA SI " published by Books Clinics , Bilaspur , Chhattisgarh. He has a experience of about 35 years in Marketing .
Signature Of Shyamal Bhattacharjee
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