" EUREKA - EUREKA " , MATHEMATICIA - " AKHILESH " , Contesting In " 63 " Seats And Winning " 79 " :: GREAT Scholars Of Engineering From Australia
Pic - The " TWO " Great " SCHOLARS " Of U.P.A, Rahul Baba ( Left ), and Akhilish Munna (Right ) Trying To Understand The " LOGICS " Of Contesting In " 63" Seats And Winning"79 " ,Keenly watched By " HAAR - RAM " Ramesh With Arvind Kejriwal Peeping It As A Miniature
EUREKA - EUREKA ,
MATHEMATICIA - AKHILESH , Contesting In 63
Seats And Winning 79 GREAT Scholars Of Engineering From Australia
Mathematics and Algebra are , like the main river and the
tributary , flowing and connected to each other. However when it comes to the meaning and the hypothesis,
they do not fall within its family, which actually are related.That is the MAGIC
of the NUMBERS that the math as a number displays, and that
actually is the difference , when it is compared to Algebra.
Can Maths And
Algebra Be “ INTER – TWINED ”
No . No is the only answer. For example, say , 1-2 in Maths
is (-1) , ie minus one, howver 1-2 in algebra is ONE , ie ( plus ONE ). How ,
one might ask. I shall apply the formulae ( a-b) whole square which if 1 if it
equal to a, and 2 if equal to b, apply the formula ( 1-2 ) whole square and the
end result would be ONE ( plus ONE ).
This is possible by the principles of HYPOTHESIS in algebra but in practical, never in actual or PURE MATHS. That is the real end result of the same. Can this
principles be applied to politics where you contest in 63 seats and hope
to win 79,. Could any of the formulae that exists in any subject that is
related to the OFF- SHOOT of math’s, bring out this end result. NO IS
THE ANSWER.
Akhilesh Yadav’s Formulae To Win 79 Seats Out Of 63 Contesting- :
Akhilesh Yadav speaking to the channels in one of the day
when he was campaigning for his party, when querried upon the prospect of his
party’s win at Uttar Pradesh , he replied that Samajwadi Party would win 79
seats except ONE out of the 80 that are in the fray .
Hearing to this many felt GIDDINESS and many fell on the ground. When enquired
about their misbalancing act, the reply that came out was WHEN WE HEARD THAT AKHILESH
MUNNA WOULD WIN 79 OUT OF THE 63 SEATS CONTESTING , WE FELL FLAT ON THE GROUND.
No one, that I met
could answer me about HOW
A PARTY CONTESTING IN 63 SEATS COULD WIN
79 SEATS AT THE END OF THE RESULT. I had to fall onto the hypotheseis formulae
that we as a student of maths and algebra could produce and invent while in our
school, I could apply the ( a-b) whole square formula I and substituting 1 for a and 2 for b I could
arrive at the result.and the finality of the result was ONE .
Has AKHILESH MUNNA invented some formulae by either algebra
or some other studies of maths where he could arrive at the result of
contesting for 63 seats and winning 79 ?. Well , if he has then THE, SO CALLED , THE “ NOBLE – PRIZE ” for MATHS for the year
2023-2024 is Mr AKHILESH MUNNA BHAI YADAV
What Was His State
Of Mind And The Physical State Of Body When He Derieved That Formulae-:;
Archimedes was a
scientist. He was discovering all about the theory of the body and its loss of
weight when it is immersed in the water. That was because whenever he put
himself to the bathing tub, he could feel that he was experiencing a WEIGHT
LOSS of his body.
He picked up the thread and he at least invented the PRINCIPLES
OF THE LOSS OF WEIGHT OF A BODY IN THE LIQUID. His theory was as such - ::
WHENEVER A BODY IS IMMERSED INTO THE LIQUID, IE , WATER, THE BODY EXPERIENCES A STATE OF THE LOSS OF
WEIGHT IN THE LIQUID , AND THIS IS QUILIVALENT TO THE LOSS OF THE WATER
DISPLACED BY THE BODY OF THE LIQUID .
When he found it – HE
RAN NAKED , AS HE WAS NAKED , IMMERSED IN THE BATH TUB , SCREAMING , THE WORD “ EUREKA
– EUREKA ” That was at
Greece as he was a Greek. The million dollars question is - :
DID AKHILESH YADAV RUN THE SAME WAY, IN THE SAME FASHION WHEN HE
DISCOVERED HIS FORMULA OF WINNING THE 79 SEATS OUT OF THE 63 CONTESTING.
Factors Of
Intrigue-:
Congress is contesting in 17 seats. He has left one seat
from the 17 that Congress is contesting, giving it to the Congress for winning
the seats. He has taken the MAGIC FIGURE of 79 . That means except ONE seat,
that also of Rae Barielly, which he hopes that Congress will,win, he had added
another 15 seats, all which he thinks that Congress will win them to the kitty
of Samajwadi party.
“ SINCE WHEN IN
THE ANNALS OF ANY ELECTION THAT ARE HELD AT THE WORLD , THE WINNING SEATS OF
THE OTHER PARTY , IS ADDED TO THE PARTY OWNED BY THE CO - PARTNER ”
I think Akhilesh Munna has to run NAKED to find this
answer, before screaming- I HAVE
FOUND IT , I HAVE FOUND IT , WHICH MEANS
EUREKA – EUREKA IN GREEK. U Maybe, that he has
found the formula and might have run NAKED like Mr Archimedes ,
before screaming all about winning 79 seats out of the 63 contesting . If he
has done it , he is the “ Mr
ARCHIMEDES ” OF INDIAN
POLITICS , THOUGH ALL HIS LOSS OF WEIGHT ( IN
TERMS OF THE VOTES ) WILL PROVE A LAUGHING
STOCK ON JUNE 4th 2024.
The new laughing
stock of Indian politics is “ Mr Akhilesh Munna Yadav Sahab ” who actually is the FINELY DIVIDED POWDER of
the DRIEST “ BLACK BERRY ” SEED, WHICH INSTEAD OF CONTROLLING THE “
DIABETIC ” SIMPLY UPSCALE IT.
Can Congress Win Even One Seat At Uttar Pradesh-:
The question of
conjecture is CAN CONGRESS EVEN AFFORD TO WIN ONE SEAT AT UTTAR PRADESH IN 2024. OOOOOFFF !! , I DO NOT WANT TO CAUSE ANY HEART ATTACK
TO THE CONGRESS . THAT WOULD BE A GRUELLING “ SIN ” IF I DO THAT.
“ JOKERS ” And “
CRACKERS ” Are “ TWO ” Of A “ KIND ”
A new BULL-SHIT has
started taking place in the TV channels with the ones from the Congress, and
the opposition, I do not want to name them as I do not wish to insult them
asserting that the B.J.P on June 4th 2024 will not even win 200 seats
Both the jokers and the crackers create the SOUND.
One makes to laugh to create SOUND , and the other one makes the SOUND for the ear wall go berserk with the decibel
of the sound created. When you have to listen to these STINKING politicians of the useless
party, speaking on these lines, you can feel the same.
UNFORTUNATELY ,
THE JOKERS AND THE CRACKERS DO NOT MAKE THE OTHERS FEEL ASHAMED. THE POLITICAL ENTITIES DO JUST THE OPPOSITE.
At about 4.00Pm of June 1st 2024 I would PLACE my
result of the election 2024 and that would be for every body to see and look
into it. It would be ABSOLUTELY CORRECT by 100
percent .
Whatever figure I assert would be the bench mark .The
overall tally could go up in the case of the B.J.P which is leading the
N.D.A . However the numbers will NOT be short or fall short of
what I predict and the PISS WOULD START COMING OUT OF
THE CONGRESS PANTY THAT THEY WOULD BE
WEARING.
Mr Shyamal Bhattacharjee, the author was born at West Chirimiri Colliery at District Surguja, Chattisgarh on July 6th 1959 He received his early education at Carmel Convent School Bishrampur and later at Christ Church Boys' Higher Secondary School at Jabalpur. He later joined Hislop College at Nagpur and completed his graduation in Science and he also added a degree in B A thereafter. He joined the HITAVADA, a leading dailies of Central India at Nagpur as a Sub-Editor ( Sports ) but gave up to complete his MBA in 1984 He thereafter added a Diploma In Export Management. He has authored SIX books namely Notable Quotes and Noble Thought published by Pustak Mahal in 2001 Indian Cricket : Faces That Changed It published by Manas Publications in 2009 and Essential Of Office Management published by NBCA, Kolkatta in 2012, GOLDEN QUOTES on Inspiration, Sorrow, Peace and Life, published by B.F.C Publications, Lucknow, and QUOTES:: Evolution and Origin of Management Electives by Clever Fox Publishing, Chennai and From Dhyan To Dhan :: Indian Hockey - Sudden Death Or Extra Time published by Clever Fox Publishing House and his FIRST book on Hindi poem, which reads as " BHED HAI GEHRA - BAAT JARA SI " published by Books Clinics , Bilaspur , Chhattisgarh. He has a experience of about 35 years in Marketing .
Signature Of Shyamal Bhattacharjee
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